Kale

[bob-belcher]

im lucille

[julianemoore]

me all the time vs me experiencing something of minimum danger

[with-practice]

My fav thing is going home.

[princesconsuela]

4 stages of stress

[sheswanderlost]

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

[deweypetal-deactivated20160530]

Peanut butter is gross wtf

[rassclaart-deactivated20160713]

There are 9 rat hairs in every jar of peanut butter just a fyi 🕵🏾

[bloomflowersbloom]

damn them rat hairs is scrumptious!!!

[roslips]

[hoebutmadefashion]

any man: trust me

me:

[16bithoe]

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

The four you the next week

[yourmajestyyy]

My name is Junie B. Jones and the B stands for BACK ON MY BULLSHIT

[all-comes-crashing]

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

[callunacthulhu]

I can’t get over how well this fits

[alwaysthewindneverthebird]

i want to live in a lighthouse and write books for a living and dress only in mossy colored sweaters and grow mushrooms and thyme and tomatoes and lavender in a little garden surrounded by a little yellow fence

[manhub]

One of the 8 year olds I take care of yesterday was like “did you see my dad on tinder, he’s cheating on my mom”

[virgoassbitch]

Man: I’m a Cancer

Me: Okay. Thank you. Thank you very much. That’ll be all. Goodbye.

[sobeitjay2]

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We bought some dumb ass camera gear

[gogoadaggio]

these leopard pants

[datpointdexter]

But y'all didn’t put the best part: Jaden’s comments

[56blogsstillcrazy]

GIVE THIS MAN A RAISE

[chicks2010]