Not made of plastic!

HI I'm Barbie

[thefamousmoartea-deactivated201]

I don’t know why I have this….

[notmade-ofplastic]

Because you are strange...i am more interested in your hat.

[archivedaspinnxt-blog]

Workin’ unfortunately—- nothing to interesting.

[notmade-ofplastic]

That does sound a bit boring, I was hoping to have a drinking buddy but oh well.

[priceless-eliana-deactivated202]

When does Girl Scout cookie season begin?

[notmade-ofplastic]

TODAY! I just got my first box of Savannah Smiles.

[archivedaspinnxt-blog]

Awe, never knew you cared.

My head hurts.

[notmade-ofplastic]

I don't I was kidding, take a tylenol and have a sip of whatever it is that gave you this hangover and it will help.

[flavershamwhatever]

I’m gonna end up in the quad with a sign, “My name is Olivia Hall, am i your roommate?”

[notmade-ofplastic]

Well Olivia its nice to meet you I am Barbie, although it might be easier to find your dorm and wait for her to come home?

[barbiemovies]

"Well-behaved women seldom make history."

[allthesestarsmanips-blog]

I honestly question the shows we have now.

[notmade-ofplastic]

Like what?

[flavershamwhatever]

I really don’t know. I applied for a single room but they said they were at capacity so I would be in a shared room.

[notmade-ofplastic]

I might have gotten the last single, but having a roommate will be fun I am sure.

[archivedaspinnxt-blog]

Painkillers are my friends. 

Hangovers suck—-

[notmade-ofplastic]

I wouldn't mix painkillers with however much alcohol is left in your system, I don't want you to die.

[wendy-is-enough]

Ugh this day, I need a drink

[notmade-ofplastic]

That bad huh?

[flavershamwhatever]

Can someone tell me where the dorms are? Or how I figure out who my roommate is?

[notmade-ofplastic]

I can show you the dorms but I am not sure who your roommate is, do you know her name?

[and-str8-on-til-morning]

Of course.  Ice cream and a beautiful girl, what more could a guy ask for?

[notmade-ofplastic]

Awe well thank you for the complement, theres a place at one of the resorts that has almost every ice cream you can imagine.

[idontseeany-esme-deactivated201]

Any particular reason for the ice cream?

[notmade-ofplastic]

Um..it's yummy.

[thefamousmoartea-deactivated201]

I would, I like ice cream.

[notmade-ofplastic]

Good there's a place at one of the resorts I cant remember which one but I can look it up. They have tons of ice cream choices.

[archivedaspinnxt-blog]

That’s a good point. 

[notmade-ofplastic]

So whatcha doin tonight?

[archivedaspinnxt-blog]

Remind me why I put up with this?

[notmade-ofplastic]

I give you money for alcohol.

[stevensidphelps-blog]

It might be helpful for you to know that I stopped listening to you about ten minutes ago.

[notmade-ofplastic]

*Overhears the guy talking to the person in front of him and chuckles*