Not The Adventures of Moleman

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the interesting thing about loneliness and isolation is that, although it's awful, it's still addictive- and that's how it gets you.

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I Was Supposed to Write a Poem

Sorry. I was supposed to write a poem. About you. But I forgot. Cos I was too busy thinking. About you. Arron Ferguson

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Here comes a universe

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People who say “suicide is never the answer” haven’t heard all of life’s questions.

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There is no real need for anything.

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And so it turns again.

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by Arron Ferguson and Scott Kingsnorth

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by Arron Ferguson and Scott Kingsnorth

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by Arron Ferguson and Scott Kingsnorth

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by Arron Ferguson and Scott Kingsnorth

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by Arron Ferguson and Scott Kingsnorth

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by Arron Ferguson and Scott Kingsnorth

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An exciting episode of crime fighting pigeon and mouse.

Do follow their tumblr blog

[notmoleman]

Does anyone else have constant white noise in their head?

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My dream is to meet a girl whose menstrual cycle perfectly matches my bipolar swings and when we're both hating the world we can just avoid each other. 

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Once upon a time there was a man who turned himself invisible so he could perv on women, but the way the eye works is that light hits the retina which it couldn't do if the retina was transparent, which it would be if you were invisible, meaning that even though he was invisible he was also blind so couldn't look at the naked ladies. Ha!

I think I might be autistic.

-Arron Ferguson

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WORK IN PROGRESS

I once farted so badly on a train, the toddler sat next to me started crying. I once laughed at a blind man eating a yoghurt. I once got turned on when watching The Little Mermaid… (But in my defence Sebastian is a very handsome crab.) I once moved back to where I was born...