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knightofleo

drtoof

notoriousdrclive and I have team preferences, but that don’t matter none.

I do enjoy being lazy in SFM, ignoring everything below the belt.

drtoof

lol we’re married IRL now btw

notoriousdrsheep

On the most ominous of days we wed on the anniversary that some fancy guy in a hat got stabbed an aweful lot.

silverfox66

Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.

audacityinblack

For general graphics: use GIMP For vector graphics: use Inkscape For drawing and illustration: use Krita For print and web publishing and design: use Penpot For PDF authoring: use LibreOffice For PDF reading and form filling: use Okular

All are free, open source and cross-platform. None use AI.

victoriadallonfan

Reblog for everyone

cpericardium

friends don't let friends use GIMP. use photopea

drtoof

I don’t think he knows any states beyond Texas, NY, California and Florida.

Have any debates been so full of one ass hat spitting out lies over and over again? Fuckin- Jesus on a pogo stick I hate that man.

Vote blue, for the love of this goddamn Earth vote fuckin blue.

figdays

Crochet Patterns // WhymsiRow

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swemtpotamtam

The whole thing about AI is so fucking annoying, disheartening and straight-up depressing. No place is safe from all of the ai and tech bullshit.

And what options do artists have? What options do I personally have?

Glaze and Nightshade everything? I personally don't have the time or GPU power to glaze billions of artworks that I made. Fucking imagine you make a quick-ish sketch and spend 40 minutes glazing it (and don't get me started on some results of that process looking like the artwork went through 9 circles of bitcrushing hell based on how artifacted it looks)

Put everything I make behind a paywall? I for sure know that only a super small fraction would pay to see whatever I draw, the rest would just not care (either for some personal/general reasons or because people are also having a financial crisis 'cause, girlie, same)

Not post at all? I guess so.

I'm so fucking sick and tired of moving from website to website, trying to have a normal place to post art on and also have a community of people to interact with but time and time AGAIN it all just goes to shit. I wish there was some way to just ban all of these shitty ai things from existing or being developed. Stop treating us artists as some fucking cow you can milk for content and then can just slaughter when we are no longer useful. Fuck AI and fuck harmful tech shit.

spacemuffinz

I invented a noodle dragon. Its very wiggly. Kinda like a feather boa. Idk how to write patterns but I'll try to explain it. Maybe someone can decipher it. it's kinda all one piece.. Started with the head. Then the body is a chain (75) then went back and put 4 sc in 25 chains. 4 hdc in 25 chains. And 4 dc in 25 chains. Then went back and put flower petals all over it. Big petals near the head then smaller petals near the end. Little petals r (in one chain) slip, hdc, ch2, slip, hdc, slip. (Slips between every petal.) Big petals r slip, hdc, dc, ch2, slip, dc, hdc, slip.

Then the legs and heart tailpiece was made separate and sewn to the body. The arms and legs r 12 sc. The fingers r ch 3; slip, sc, slip, for each one. The feet are ch4, slip, sc, hdc, slip. For each toe. Then slips up the arm. The legs r the same but I put 5sc near the butt to give it little ham hocks. Then for the tail hearts I used a leaf vine tutorial on youtube.

The head was magic ring, 6sc. Then 2 more rows of 6sc. Then inc to 9. Then inc to 12. Then 12sc. Then inc to 15. Then inc to 18. Ch1 turn. Flower petals in back loop only. Then sc18 in them front loops. Then petals in back loops only. Then dec to 9 in them front loops. Then dec all the rest. Then ch 75. Or however long u want it. It will shrink up a little so go a little bigger than u think. Maybe 25%

Took about 1-2 hours total.

3.5mm hook. Redheart yarn, that I lost the paper to.

I'm just gonna keep making these dudes cuz im addicted to the wiggle lol

notoriousdrsheep

SO MAYBE I DID SOME FUCKING AROUND AND FINDING OUT.

A few changes i made was a mostly different head shape, and instead of working the curlicue in a base chain i slipstitched back up to the head and worked backwards because i kept having problems with stitches eating up slack between chains. The horns were added to cover the gap in the body and the head, and the tail tip was worked at the end of the initial spiral build so that it had less to sew.

I wanted to add legs but i couldn’t yet figure out a way that didnt look silly or disjointed compared to the higher detail head. So limbless noodle it is.

Im happy with the level of articulation this has, its similar in squigglyness as those 3d printed dragons with 99% less pointy bits. I recommend anyone looking for a fidget toy with a softer sensory experience.

#own art #crochet #dragon #fidget toys #this was a bit of a pain to make #but maybe i would be willing to try it again for my partner

mistysblueboxstuff

how much fun are we having in this timeline folks?

nicki0kaye

Time to download and run all your works through Nightshade before posting them anywhere. Poison the data sets.

silverquillsideas

Reminder to artists, webglaze is also developed by the same ppl as nightshade, and it's very useful too!

GLAZE ALL YOUR ARTS BEFORE YOU POST THEM ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET

kqluckity

this is so fucking funny wait

anarchistmemedistro

bosses when they’re too cheap even for pizza

solisaureus

you, white person, why did you give your cat a Japanese name.

you, ignorant anon, why did you assume it’s japanese? her name is نمکی, which i assume you can’t read. it’s persian, because my iranian wife named her. i hope that’s okay with you 🙄

malreve

again, can confirm, am persian, am wife, our white ass marshmallow cat is named salty

solisaureus

my wife thinks you’re an idiot btw

solisaureus

here is a picture of namaki

solisaureus

here’s a picture of my other cat zelda

notoriousdrsheep

Lovely, darling.

adamsmasher

True facts.

megatrons-tits

This is absolutely frustrating, especially with crocheted stuff. It's physically demanding on your hands and takes a long time. I've had my fair share of people saying my items aren't worth the price! Fortunately there are people who *do* think they're worth the price and those are the people who make crocheting larger plushies worth it 💜

blupoh

writing a garbage essay feels like you’re the cow who gave birth to the two headed calf. in the morning, my professor will wrap him in newspaper and dissect him on a cold operating table. but here he is alive, under the pale glow of my computer screen. he is beautiful. there are twice as many logical fallacies as usual.

blupoh

YOU ARE WRITING LIFE!!!!

catsofyore

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.