feeling bad it’s skyline time

she mistook the confortable car seats as couches, and this young mans genitals as a popsicle on a hot summers day

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the gods created us in their image. thus, i have created him.

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ok so i went home earlier this summer and i want to announce that after four years guess who's still there on the edge of the porch???

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the relationships you have w kids u just send memes to really do be hittin sometimes (:

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update on this homefry

he asked me if i could knit him a sweater for his dick

im going to

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update on this man. he’s the only person ive ever truly loved and also the reason i have a pp appt tomorrow

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update again!!! it’s been a while he’s dumped me twice and i’ll never see him again but! i have been left with a gaping hole in my stomach which consumes me and i cannot fill it :)

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not only was i written by a man but that man was a very horny version of john green who took the concept of comorbidity and ran

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made my first tiktok and moments later descended into psychosis

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maybe people on my college campus would be a little bit better off if they got julien baker off their receiptify

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actually i’ve been a 39 cent grocery store decorative gourd this whole time

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man asked me if i wanted to “hang and cuddle” in the middle of sexting. what the fuck.

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fun fact about the planned parenthood tv thing on in the waiting room of their surgical center: the intro sounds exactly like the wii menu intro

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i don’t dress like this so thirty year old punk men can be upset they didn’t get to groom me four years ago. i dress like this so the chicks in the surgical center waiting room at planned parenthood compliment the scary fish i painted on my docs.

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at what point in my life will i have to turn autocaps back on

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“cptsd didn’t really mess me up”

*is a courtney apologist*

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the relationships you have w kids u just send memes to really do be hittin sometimes (:

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update on this homefry

he asked me if i could knit him a sweater for his dick

im going to

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update on this man. he’s the only person ive ever truly loved and also the reason i have a pp appt tomorrow

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a boy still has my copy of brave new world and i want to take it to college but i can’t ask him for it back not because he blocked me or anything it’s just sort of a self righteous thing

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update: fucking him next week in my old high school’s parking lot

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another day another scream in the walk in

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my first job in food service has taught me a lot. like how im never working in food service ever again.

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hey girl u want some of this ppp?

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just a creep and jerk looking for her creep and weirdo