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Skank the Hank

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if you are not quite josh are you perchance...joosh

Not quite

Is Bryan Cranston the Jesus of Lights in the Sky Day?

Correct madame

Happy birthday partner <3

Thank you

Your fiance ratted you out, Happy birthday! 🥳

It is my borthday

goober

Go suck a lemon

notquitejosh

@authorleaandres is so unfair. She always asks to be tickled, but always fusses when I try to do what she asks!

lea-andres

WHEN HAVE I EVER ASKED-

notquitejosh

Heh heh sure

@authorleaandres is so unfair. She always asks to be tickled, but always fusses when I try to do what she asks!

#lea's a dumbass #andrea is fiancé #authorleaandres #beard

Is the worm lady still trying to eat their faces or whatever it was she wanted, or is there a new danger threatening your boyos?

New

lea-andres

Have I mentioned my meanest AU yet to you guys?

One of my AUs in my What If series (of sorts) is "What if Bean never went to North Island?"

POOR BARK IN THE ENTIRETY OF THAT AU HOLY SHIT. JEWEL MIGHT BE RUNNER UP FOR MOST DEPRESSING BUT THE AWARD DEFINITELY GOES TO BARK!

notquitejosh

He gets a job at the local gas station and sees all types blowing through.

He becomes an observer of the human condition. He never talks, just listens to what they have to say, points to anything they ask for, and gives a warm smile when needed.

One day, an unsettlingly gangly earthworm breezes through the door. The hairs on the back of Barks neck stand on end.

“Hey, friendo! What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?”

lea-andres

...Okay, full disclosure, that's not my What If AU guys.

But I want whatever this AU is! 😂👀

notquitejosh

“It gets awful cold here at night. Really brings out the animal in you.

It’s a good thing. Reminds us that beneath this polite veneer of society, we’ll rip each other to pieces for a little food, or a spot closer to the fire.

You have a nice day now!”

lea-andres

Have I mentioned my meanest AU yet to you guys?

One of my AUs in my What If series (of sorts) is "What if Bean never went to North Island?"

POOR BARK IN THE ENTIRETY OF THAT AU HOLY SHIT. JEWEL MIGHT BE RUNNER UP FOR MOST DEPRESSING BUT THE AWARD DEFINITELY GOES TO BARK!

notquitejosh

He gets a job at the local gas station and sees all types blowing through.

He becomes an observer of the human condition. He never talks, just listens to what they have to say, points to anything they ask for, and gives a warm smile when needed.

One day, an unsettlingly gangly earthworm breezes through the door. The hairs on the back of Barks neck stand on end.

“Hey, friendo! What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?”