A lil somethin somethin

Just a 30something dude Servin' up random shit

[adamtheredbeard]

Well, we had a good run. But good feelings don't last. Not anymore

Back to our regularly scheduled programming of sleeping to not feel, and the occasional suicidal thought

[adamtheredbeard]

Still alive

[adamtheredbeard]

Today is Sunday, February 15th

And as you can see, I am not dead

Surprise.....

[adamtheredbeard]

Just broke the bathroom mirror.

yay.

If I was a more superstitious person, I'd take that as a sign that I should go ahead and walk into traffic

[adamtheredbeard]

I don't deserve kindness or sympathy or caring

Let me be done with it

I'm tired

[adamtheredbeard]

.

[adamtheredbeard]

Wooo, it's a scorcher out here today

[animentality]

[orbitalmirror]

reblog if you're an actual person IRL who gets genuinely upset if you catch someone using ChatGPT and view it as a serious moral failing

[scratchygoddess]

[un-monstre]

In hindsight being a “gifted kid” is so funny. You have substantial difficulties with socializing and fine motor skills but we’re going to ignore that because you’re really good at reading chapter books

[foone]

We don't need to raise this one because it can read novels.

[chambergambit]

snobby new yorker accidentally gets stranded back in time in the revolutionary war and they genuinely cannot handle the fact that everything important is happening in boston and philly

[chambergambit]

like they understand it rationally but in their heart they're like "lin manuel miranda lied to me."

[booksandchainmail]

back when hamilton first came out I made my parents listen to it and afterwards my dad said "well. that's not historically accurate." and when I looked at him for clarification he added "no one in the 1770s would have referred to new york as the greatest city in the world."

[what-even-is-thiss]

I see people in my life be so confused as to why Europe has less drunk driving than the US does even though a lot of European countries have higher rates of alcohol use than we do and like buddy. It’s because drunk Europeans can get home without a car.

When there’s no designated driver in the US your options are hire an expensive cab or uber, walk ten miles on the side of a highway, or drive home drunk.

Europeans can just walk. Or take a tram. Or drunkenly ride a bike. They have pubs under every trash bin. They have usable buses. Even if they’re ruining their livers they at least won’t have to die in a car crash about it.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[mcsqu1bb]

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

[mcsqu1bb]

Update:

He found his way into my sister's room.

And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.

[mcsqu1bb]

Holy fuck this doll is creepy

[mcsqu1bb]

Another update:

The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust

[thesaltofcarthage]

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

[annethecatdetective]

Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose

[adamtheredbeard]

Mmm, white people chicken tacos

[animentality]

[daddyfuckedme]

[125storejuice]

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I would need around $120 to get everything done, and any help towards my goal is appreciated ! Including reblogs!

My links

$0/120

[125storejuice]

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[125storejuice]

$20/120, huge thank you !!!!

[125storejuice]

Would still love help with this❤️

[125storejuice]

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