My Blue Supreme

Scarlett Archibald | 32 | Londoner | Curator & Art Freak | Antiques Collector and Dealer | Meticulous | The Devil's in the Details, Bitch

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“You didn’t see me smoking.”

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And you didn’t see me drinking, aye?

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My dog wouldn’t let go of my bag. It was funny at first and then it’s not. Help?

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you can offer him a treat, like a piece of meat or a sausage.

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Scarlett & Darien

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Ja, this is what’s left… My story is an incompetent subhuman retard who in his infinite retardation forgot to mention ome dates have changed, and we are starting working next week, not this week. So… I just came back from Broughton, having done nothing, wasted all day.

Your story?

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Did you have things to do in Broughton? From where do you hail? I’m sorry, people’s distraction isn’t fun, especially when it affects you like that. My story? a rookie art dealer pretended to sell ME a fake painting, he totally thought I was buying it, until I called him out and embarrassed him in front of the whole community. I wasted three precious days of negotiation with an ass.

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Todd & Scarlett

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My boyfriend and I try to go when there isn’t a half term holiday, that is when there are the least amount of kids running around the place. We are adrenaline junkies so the roller coasters are the one thing we go there for the most. Although the dodgem cars are our favorite when we’ve had too much to drink, not as likely to throw up when we are just flying around in a dodgem.

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So you must be a fan of extreme sports, have you two tried skydiving? Bungee jumping? Oh, I wouldn’t like to be in the attraction when you were on the dodgem. I’m not so much into amusement parks, my clown fear stops me. 

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Scarlett & Darien

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Then I assume today is the national day of horrendous…

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It is, no reason to celebrate for that, but we can drown the sorrows of the day with a good drink. What’s your story?

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Todd & Scarlett

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Agreed, next time I will go to pleasure beach instead, More fun and less water logged shoes. And a hell of a rollercoaster to make you scream.

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Sounds like a good plan, if you’re into amusement parks and scandalous kids, I’ve never been to that place. Maybe going to a pub is better. 

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Halric & Scarlett

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That she did. She’s part of the social media/IT Savvy department so I expected no less. But then again, her work ethics is shite and down the drain. I had to fire her and made sure she can’t sue me for wrongful termination. 

Ah. Jongkind. He’s that famous artist who paints marine landscapes right? I do like the Rotterdam. Well, I’m sorry he was a fool thinking you would fall for his tricks. But good on you for calling him out.

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young little rascals, being so reckless has bad repercussions. I hoep you find a more responsible social media manager. Yes, he is the one, his works are getting a big appreciation as of late, so falsifications are more common now. It’s the least I could do, I can’t spoil my business. I’m Scarlett Archibald, nice to meet you.

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Halric & Scarlett

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Ah, one of my reporters thought it would be funny posting a blog entry about how the workplace is unfair and everyone is playing politics. The said entry went viral because she vlogged about it. And get this, there’s even an autotune song. As much as its entertaining at first, I had to take it down. Fake pieces? Now that’s interesting. Which artist or painting?

[notscarlettohara]

She really put an effort into autotuning and all, is she a video editor? Youtubers are a sensation, I’m sorry it went viral, how are you coping?

It was Skating in Holland by Jongkind, he thought I wasn’t going to look at the references, call my contacts or take a closer look at the painting. Needless to say I put his name on social media so the rest of my colleagues know who they are dealing with. 

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Todd & Scarlett

​ I went and sat on the seawall today, and the view was amazing… Then I got wet after a huge wave soaked me to the bone. And I  keep wondering why I always get colds and flu 

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Shit happens, maybe you shouldn’t pick spring to have those adventures. 

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Halric & Scarlett

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Make that two drinks. God knows how much I needed a pint.

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Feel at home, what’s your story of the day? I got a customer that wanted to fool me with a fake piece, there isn’t anything more frustrating than that. 

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I needed a drink, what a dreadfully long day, thank god it’s over. 

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