occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

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occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin
@choromachv replied to your post “I’ll never escape them…..”
I can't believe osomatsu-niisan has a thing for horses [choromatsu is fucking snickering]
What does that make you Mr. Furry lover-?
I’ll never escape them.....
@notsinking
“I’ll have you know I wished I was an only child.”
what’s uppy, my guppies !
since these tend to get around a lot faster, let’s cut the carp. if you’d be interested in interacting, do our favorite fish idol a favor by giving this post a reblog, please. now that that’s out of the way, let’s give a tidal wave of applause for TOTOKO YOWAI from the gag anime OSOMATSU-SAN !
we hope to see you in the audience !
HIS HAIR?
HIS GEAR??
HIS JEWELRY???
HIS FOOTSTANCE!?
THE WAY THAT HE TALKS!??
THE WAY THAT HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE TO SMILE!?!?
ME?
@notaguppy
uh
so if you couldn’t tell
I really like the Oso in this set
..
hnngdhs take it
🎎 + ❝ May I have your blessing to have Jyushi as the best man at my wedding ? ❞
SEND 🎎 + A QUESTION TO TALK TO MY MUSE’S PARENTS@notaguppy
“ E-Eh….. T-Totoko-chan…haha…Did i hear you correctly…Wedding?? With who? Is it with one of my sons i- “ Something inside the mother stopped working as she stayed still. Was Totoko going to marry someone other than one of her sons? Did her sons not do enough to win this beautiful woman’s heart…those NEETs… Those little-
She popped
“ TOTOKO WHY!?!?! DID ONE OF MY STUPID NEETS DO SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU ANGRY!?! THEY CAN’T EVEN KEEP A GOOD WOMAN HAPPY!? THOSE GOOD FOR NOTHING STUPID JOBLESS USELESS NEETS!!! HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO YOUR MOTHER!! YOUR MOTHER RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THIS!!! DAMMIIIIIIIT!!!!! “
“ Woman please calm down! Ah- Eh… Totoko-chan listen…Can’t you reconsider this marriage? Surely our good for nothing sons can be good for something and make you happy, yes? P-Please…? And why Jyushimatsu of all people- “
SIBLING CODE
Im allowed to pick on my sibling, but if you so much as look at them wrong I will unscrew your freaking head.
fight me bitch
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sparknshinerpmemes:
Reblog this if your muse gets nightmares.