[where-is-tom-scott-today]

I’m here at the Pierce Institute testing Somnasculpt technology

[where-is-tom-scott-today]

I am here at the Rift

[where-is-tom-scott-today]

I am here in a place of no honor

[pointnclick]

my job in the 1930s was to hang around the docks and blow all the union guys

[wittysquiddy]

Call that a whistleblower

[pointnclick]

talk about union busting

[reusable-waterbottle]

happy labor day

[madame-helen]

[hzrnvm]

ok guys im gonna go to sleep early tonight so i can finally get good rest gnight :)

ⓘ Fact check: This user intends to go to their room and take apart their old Yamaha EZ-200 keyboard in their underwear.

[hzrnvm]

Ok yeah i just have to fix it the middle D, D#, Db keys don't work. that's all. Just a quick repair.

ⓘ Fact check: Though the act was partially motivated by desire to repair, this user views it as having more of a sexual connotation.

[hzrnvm]

ok honestly fuck you for real

ⓘ Fact check: lmaoooooo suck itttttt. you wanna fuck the yamaha ez-200. you wanna fuck the keyboarrddddd

[heatwa-ves]

there's still a week left for the funniest possible thing to happen (charles dying before the coronation) like to charge reblog to cast or whatever

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

[theaologies]

??????

[theaologies]

[konzaprairieunofficial]

Spouse graduates (he is finished but there’s not like an actual ceremony because he did it online) from grad school this weekend, what kind of cake should I make for him?

[konzaprairieunofficial]

Okay so since I am Under the Weather and don’t wanna go get ingredients I’m gonna use what I have here and in a brief moment of clarity from rampaging sinuses I came up with such a cursed idea for a cake

[konzaprairieunofficial]

Spouse is the biggest Flyers fan since he was a wee lad growing up in Philly

[konzaprairieunofficial]

Finished Gritty cake construction today, decor tomorrow. He is an Abomination. Made a bunch of cookies today and some cupcakes with the leftover batter. Here’s the idea I did on my phone’s paint app with the construction done:

[konzaprairieunofficial]

Always watching

[konzaprairieunofficial]

Behold him

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

This is the single greatest thing I have ever seen.

[foone]

I found a VHS tape at the junk store, labeled just “A Surprise!”. Since I’d recently set up my VCR and old 80s TV, I thought I should check it out.

Just… just watch. 

[foone]

Apparently the Tumblr version of this post got no love! Weird. The Twitter version had like two million likes. In case you missed my “glory days”

[delphinidin4]

[a-game-is-the-foot]

[crystal-leopards]

these are still the most hilarious

[thedinosaurprince]

[faerociousbeast]

gay as fuck to be two men on a motorcycle

[faerociousbeast]

[ID: an anon ask that reads: "dont be shy make it 3 men" /end ID]

gay as fuck to be two men on three men

[sootburz]

love is in the air? WRONG! flaming skull

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Captain afab. Call me ismale. 🏳️‍⚧️

[defendglobe]

i like when worf just makes shit up

[animentality]