"I've gotta be either dead or dreaming."
“ Is there something wrong Crutchie?” Jack looked up from what he was doing to look at his best friend.
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"I've gotta be either dead or dreaming."
“ Is there something wrong Crutchie?” Jack looked up from what he was doing to look at his best friend.
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"Close your eyes, come with me."
"Let me go. Far away. Somewhere they won't ever find me, and tomorrow won't remind me of today."
"I'm done. No more running. No more lying."
"If the life don't seem to suit you, how about a change of scene?"
"I can't spend my whole life dreaming, though I know that's all I seem inclined to do."
"I want to start brand new."
"I'm dead if I can't count on you today."
"It takes a smile that spreads like butter, the kind that turns a lady's head."
"Kill the competition."
"My thoughts exactly! It's genius."
"I've got men, I've got money, and yet the thing I want most I cant get."
"This life's too short to waste it on you."
"There's one thing you ain't, that I'll always be."
"Please go away, I'm working."
"A smart girl, eh? Beautiful. Smart. Independent."
"You are the most impossible boy ever."
"Love at first sights for suckers, at least it used to be."
"Now we got no choice but to see it through."
"The things we do will be tomorrow's news!"
"Picture a handsome, heroically charismatic-- plain spoken, know nothing, skirt-chasing, cocky little son of a--"
"So, he's a flirt, a complete ego maniac."
"Courage cannot erase our fear. Courage is when we face our fear."
"You're still our brothers, and we will fight for you."
"I've gotta be either dead or dreaming."
"Did they bust up your brains or something?"
"You know you may be right."
"Too bad you've no family, but you can't have mine."
"Just got word that our buddies is hurtin'"
"Till the moment I found you, I thought I knew what love was."
"And if you're gone tomorrow, what was ours still will be."
"I have something to believe in, now that I know you believed in me."
"I'm pretty scared of you."
"They're gonna damn well pay!"
"We're family."
"Wherever you go, i'm there right by your side."
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Star Wars Ep. 1-6 Sentence Meme
“Always two, there are. No more, no less. A master… and an apprentice.”
“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.”
“If and when they find us, they will crush us, grind us into tiny pieces and blast us into oblivion!”
“That is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way.”
“This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!”
“From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven’t thought of you. And now that I’m with you again… I’m in agony.”
“It may be difficult to secure your release.”
“Well, you know, it- it wouldn’t have to be that way. We could keep it a secret.”
“Why do I get the feeling you’re going to be the death of me?”
“You’re asking me to be rational. That is something that I know I cannot do.”
“Don’t make me kill you.”
“If you’re not with me, then you’re my enemy!”
“So this is how liberty dies… with thunderous applause.”
“To cheat death is the power only one has achieved, but if we work together… I know we can discover the secret.”
“You’re breaking my heart! You’re going down a path I cannot follow!”
“Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed.”
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
“I’m getting too old for this sort of thing.
“I’m surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.”
“In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.”
“I can’t keep the vision out of my head. They’re my friends. I’ve gotta help them.”
“If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.”
“There is no escape! Don’t make me destroy you.”
“This deal is getting worse all the time.”
“You have failed me for the last time.”
“I know there is good in you.”
“No, you’re coming with me. I won’t leave you here. I’ve got to save you!”
“Soon I’ll be dead, and you with me.”
“This is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence.”
“Your overconfidence is your weakness.”
P!ATD SENTENCE STARTERS
"I'm not a betting man but this is a sure thing."
"My favorite place is the warm embrace of holding your hair back in a bathroom stall."
"I'm not trying to hurt you!"
"I guess that's how its gotta be."
"All that hate is gonna burn you up."
"It's such a mystery why you're here."
"I can't live without you."
"And you became as clear as cellophane."
"I don't think I can take the way you make me out to be."
"Our consciences are always so much heavier than our egos."
"I set my expectations high so nothing ever comes out right."
"Turn off the lights."
"Turn on the charm for me."
"I've got my heavy heart to hold me down."
"My head's in the clouds."
"How in God's name did I survive?"
"Make room!"
"We're taking over here."
"Cold and alone, it suits you well."
"Fate will play us out with a song of pure romance."
"Let's kill tonight!"
"Show them all you're not the ordinary type."
"Her words were swimming through his ears again."
"There's nothing wrong with just a taste of what you've paid for."
"You're guaranteed to run this town!"
"I'd pay to see you frown."
"Say what you mean!"
"Tell me I'm right."
"It's nine in the afternoon."
"Your eyes are the size of the moon!"
"What a beautiful wedding!"
"What a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
"It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality."
"Technically our marriage is saved."
"This calls for a toast!"
"Pour the champagne!"
"This is the beat of my heart."
"They haven’t seen the best of us yet!"
"If you love me let me go."
"These words are knives and often leave scars."
"Truth be told, I never was yours."
"Don’t try to sleep through the end of the world!"
"Bury me alive."
"I won’t give up without a fight!"
"You're really just climbing out the back door?"
"No one knows it's you, _____!"
"Found another victim!"
"Found another victim?"
"No one's gonna find you."
"You put a sour little flavor in my mouth."
"We're so lucky!"
"Back away from the water, babe, you might drown."
"The party isn't over tonight!"
"Where will you be waking up tomorrow morning?"
"I love them."
"5-4-3-2-1!"
"Oh, if you only knew what we've been up to..."
"Keep it secret!"
"Give it to me now."
"We're lost in a dream."
"Do it one more time!"
"Its where villains spend the weekend."
"We're swimming with the sharks until we drown."
"Ain't it so perfect."
"Our cynical minds will make it totally worth it."
"Would you change it if you could?"
"Cross my heart and hope to die."
"I've lost control and I don't want it back!"
"I'm going numb, I've been hijacked and it's a fucking drag."
"I taste you on my lips and I can't get rid of you."
"Damn your kiss and the awful things you do!"
"You're worse than nicotine!"
"It's better to burn than to fade away."
"It's better to leave than to be replaced."
"I'm losing to you, baby, I'm no match."
"Just one more hit and then we're through."
"You could never love me back."
"Your love's a fucking drag but I need it so bad."
"I don't wanna hear you've got a boy/girlfriend."
"Sometimes you're better off alone."
"f you change your mind, you know where to find me."
"Never did I think that I would be caught in the way you got me." "You've gotta save your reputation."
"They're close to finding out about your girl/boyfriend!"
"Looks innocent enough, doesn't it?"
"Sometimes there are dangers involved that never meet the eye.
"No matter where you meet a stranger, be careful if they are too friendly."
"If you're gonna be the death of me, that's how I wanna go."
"I've never so adored you..."
"Don't let me do this to myself!"
"You never could control me."
"Well I never really thought that you'd come tonight."
"Give me one last kiss."
"We're far too young to die."
"Whether near or far, I am always yours."
"Many things will change."
Hit on my muse
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
I blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
Is your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.
I’m lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
It’s a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.
Send “📚” and I will flip to a random page in a book and use the first line of dialogue I see as a starter.
Heathers: The Musical Starter Sentences
A collection of starter sentences from every song in the musical. Feel free to edit at will (change pronouns, names, locations, etc.). Trigger warnings apply for suicide, drug use, abuse, etc.
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stuff that has been said/i’ve heard on new years eve 2k15
this is just a list of a bunch of stuff i heard/that was said to me tonight. careful bc the word shit was said a lot tonight im.
*pterodactyl screeches* “are you drunk a bit?” “i’m drunk a lot a bit.” “‘cause i didn’t want to wear a suit and tie.” “she’s an 11 out of 10.” “why are you laughing at me??” “you’d be a pretty girl.” “that’s my DREAM!” “i’m just telling you about my dream!” “that was one hell of a pep talk.” *completely unrolls an entire roll of toilet paper on his arm* “you’re a golden egg.” “if you were a shit, you would be a platinum shit.” “how can a platinum shit have a golden shit.” “I DIDN’T RAISE A PIECE OF SHIT AND NOW I HAVE TO SHIT.” “i’m golden shit.” “i have fought thirty two people.” “can a sober person come help him/her downstairs??” “i am not bread!” “i am toast.” “can we get a second sober person?” “i am half of what you need.” “if they look at you directly in the eyes they’ll go blind!” “it’s a conga line down the stairs!!” “EXACTLY, WE’RE TOAST! AND YOU’RE THE STRONGEST TOAST!” “YOU ARE THE BUTTERED TOAST OF THIS GENERATION!” “we should just drop him down the stairs.” *muffled yelling of I BELIEVE IN YOU* “(muses name), how many people have i fought?” “we’re holding him down.” “we’re now saran wrapping him to this chair.” “oh my god don’t wrap his face.” “why aren’t you wearing the usa hat?” “____ is my living legacy.” “why are you guys wrapping me?” “because you’re our present!” “(muses name), you need to stop telling people you would die for them.” “i really have to pee.” “are you done being rude?” “the way she walks reminds me of scar from the lion king.” *harmonized singing of smelly cat from friends*
"the breakfast club" sentence starters
“Does that answer your question?”
“When you grow up, your heart dies.”
“Good God, are we gonna end up like our parents?”
“I think it’s fine for a guy to be a virgin.”
“I can’t believe you can’t get me out of this…”
“I think your old man and my old man should get together and go bowling.”
“You shouldn’t have done that.”
“What did your parents do to you?”
“They ignore me.”
“I don’t think either of them give a shit about me.”
“They just use me to get back at each other.”
“It’s not funny!”
“Is this the first time or the last time we have to do this?”
“You figure out a way to study.”
“I’ll make it up to you.”
“Ditching class to go shopping doesn’t make you a defective.”
“Guys screw around. Nothing wrong with that.”
“Mom already reemed me, alright?”
“You’re a big coward!”
“I’ve seen her dehydrated. It’s pretty gross.”
“It’ll be anarchy!”
“I’m in the math club…”
“What are you babbling about?”
“You wouldn’t know anything about it.”
“You never competed in your whole life!”
“You don’t have any goals.”
“Everyone just shhhhh!”
“Hey, keep your fuckin’ hands off me!”
“Alright, what about your family?”
“You wanna come over sometime?”
“It’s all a part of your image, I don’t believe a word of it.”
“We’re dead!”
“Don’t you want to hear my excuse?”
“What did you want to be when you were young?”
“Who do you like better, your mom or your dad?”
“They think I’m a big fuckin’ joke…”
“I’ve done just about everything there is except for a few things that are illegal.”
“Come on, answer the question!”
“I’m a compulsive liar.”
“Neither of you is any better than the other one.”
“Everybody can do something.”
“Did your Daddy buy you those?”
“So on Monday… what happens?”
“I’m telling the truth, that makes me a bitch?”
“You think I don’t understand pressure?”
“Everything’s ruined for me.”
“Killing yourself is not an option!”
“Watch yourself, young lady.”
“Wake up!”
“Hey, you grounded tonight?”
“It’s like, any minute, divorce.”
“You’re just feeling sorry for yourself.”
“You never answered the question.”
“See you next Saturday…”
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“Are you a magician? When I looked at you, everyone else disappeared.” “I’ve been feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.” “Can I get a picture of you? I want to show my parents what my spouse looks like.” “Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.” “When God made you, he was showing off.” “Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?” “What time do you have to go back to Heaven?” “Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.” “I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I’m looking for.” “Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?” “I love every bone in your body. Especially mine.” “Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you sure are CuTe.” “Would you like to have breakfast in bed tomorrow?” “Are you a thief? I think you just stole my heart.” “If I could change the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.” “Call life alert! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.” “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?” “I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?” “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.” “Feel my shirt. You know what it’s made of? Date material.” “If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.” “There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.” “On a scale of 1 to 10: You’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.” “I lost my number. Can I have yours?” “Let’s play Titanic. You be the ocean, and I’ll go down on you.” “Did we have a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.” “Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.” “There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, wait. I missed ‘U’, ‘R’, ‘A’, ‘Q’, ‘T’.” “If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.” “Are you going to kiss me, or am I going to have to lie in my journal?” “I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out?” “You must be a broom, because you just swept me off your feet.” “Do you like KFC? Because you’re finger lickin’ good.” “What’s on the menu? Me-n-u.” “I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.” “Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” “You must be tired. You’ve been running through my mind all day long.”
Send me an ✘ and I'll put my music on shuffle, get the song, and post my favorite line as a starter.
You now have my permission to break my muse right here right now. Tear them apart. Find their weak point and make them suffer. Break them and make them snap
✘
“ ello whos is yous ? “
Wendy turned around and saw a newsie in front of her. When he asked her name, she smiled, “I’m Wendy… I’m kinda new here…”
“ Well hello Miss Wendy my name is Jack Kelly.” He spat onto his hand and held it out.
The Land Before Time Starters
My name is not Flathead!
Oh, you can't quit now.
Go on! Go the wrong way! We never wanted you with us anyway!
We did it! We did it together!
Now we'll always be together.
But you are flyer, not a faller.
My father told me that flatheads had very small brains.
You again? Go away!
See? I can take care of myself, all by myself. I'm not afraid to be alone
Yep, yep, yep!
Don't step on a crack, or you'll fall and break your back.
My stomach is talking.
Don't feel sad.
We must stay together!
Some things you see with your eyes, others you see with your heart.
Let your heart guide you... It whispers. So listen closely..
It's not your fault... It's not your mother's fault
It is nobody's fault. The Great Circle of Life has begun, but, you see, not all of us arrive together at the end.
When will we get there?
Please get up.
I'll be with you, even if you can't see me.
Non-romantic fluff starters
“Here, I saved some for you. Try it?”
“I just really need a hug right now…”
“You. Me. Movie marathon. Get all the snacks you can carry.”
“Join me in the blanket fort. We play until dawn.”
“It’s cake, how difficult can it be?”
“Sure, it *looks* safe, but watch what happens when I do this.”
“I had a nightmare… can you stay up with me?”
“We’re going to have to raid the neighbors if you want more pillows to turn this into a Pillow Fortress Castle.”
“This would look so cute on you!”
“Okay, but if you turn the lights off for this playthrough, I’m not being held accountable for anything I do when spooked.”
“I said we could share a blanket, but if you put your cold feet on me *one more time*…”
“You’ve been working too hard and I’m calling a Netflix intervention. Not taking no for an answer.”
“I’ve got a gallon of ice cream and if you don’t get a spoon my tummyache will be all your fault.”
“Fight me. Pillow fight. And by fight I mean cuddle.”
“My hand is cold. Unless we find somewhere to stop soon, it’s going up your back.”
“Oh my god, just pet my hair already.”
“After that movie you’re staying for a sleepover. I know you don’t want to go home and sleep alone anyway.”
“Is there a reason you’re gnawing on me?”
“C'mon, I need a Player 2.”
“I bet you can’t make it all the way through the movie without screaming at it.”
“If you put that in the microwave uncovered I swear I will beat you to death with a plastic spoon.”
“What was that flavor of cake you liked? I need to know because reasons.”
“When we get that house you’re handling the spiders.”
“Going to the mall alone is boring. Besides, I need someone to tell me how great I look in all the clothes I try on.”
“It’s not MY fault you scream like a schoolgirl on a rollercoaster.”
“It’s an arcade, do you need more reasons to go?”
“Please tell me why you were napping in my freshly dried blankets *while they’re still in the dryer*.”
“Can we please take cheesy best friend pictures in that photo booth? I promise to keep silly faces to a minimum.”
“I’m singing along to this song and you can’t stop me, so either deal with it or join me.”
“C'mon, with anyone else this would be too weird.”
“I hate this game so much. Here’s a link, you should totally play it.”
“I take no responsibility for any smells you may or may not encounter from this point forward.”
“HELP I HAVE A SPLINTER”
“Okay, but consider that if you don’t watch this show with me, I’ll still rant to you just as much about the feels it gives me.”
“If anyone turns that fan off again I swear someone’s going to bleed.”
“Help me, the computer’s making sad beeps again. Make it happy, please.”
“THIS MOVIE MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME WHY DID YOU LET ME CHOOSE IT?!”
“I have in front of me: One DVD, seven remote controls, and an entertainment center. This will be a voyage of discovery.”
“If I die, you get my cat. So make sure I live through this.”
“I need someone to cling to in the haunted house, and you’re it.”
“Yeah, but you’re *my* nerd.”
“The remote is two feet thataway and I don’t feel like moving. We’re stuck with this.”
“You are aware this was the worst idea ever and you’re lucky you’re my best friend, or else I’d leave you alone to deal with this.”
“I’d say sorry my mom tried to adopt you again, but it was kind of my idea.”
“There is a perfectly good reason I’m eating these mini marshmallows right out of the package, I’m certain of it. Probably.”
“Okay but hear me out: Fluffy. Sharks.”
“Please keep your sick away from me and get better soon. I made you soup.”
“That sounds like a bad idea. I’m in.”
“If you don’t come up and sing with me, I will sing and point at you. The entire. Time.”
“We made a pact based on SpongeBob jokes, you can’t back out now.”