Ooo now we’re gettin’ into family stuff. Abuela, huh? That’s uh…your grandma, right? I did, like, half a course of Spanish on Rosetta Stone, so feel free to be impressed. Noted…Definitely noted. I’m full of the best goddamn things ever, so I’ll definitely keep it comin’ if it makes ya happy. But if someday, we manage to break you outta here and you do like…some interview on TV about it, you’ll have to give me credit for the analogy.
We gotta get you and everyone else I like some ear plugs then. It’ll be tragic if your eardrums bust ‘cause if they do, how will you listen to me talk your ear off??? That is the exact opposite of what I want outta life, let me tell you. I’m not tryna change myself or anything just to please a dominant. I’m tryna bag a claim where the only person I gotta be is me. And that’s that. Ah fuck. Can’t wait to roll my eyes so hard over it that my retinas detach themselves. Gonna be a real good time. Royalties? Nah, the only royalties I can offer you are a uh….twig. I found it outside. Super valuable.
‘Preciate it. There’s gotta be somethin’ else you’re livin’ for, right? That head of yours can’t be this dark and pessimistic. I’ll be the pilot, the keep watch person, and the muscle! (pending training from you). We’re gonna figure this out, San. Can I call you San? Or S? Oooh, or ‘Tana? This is me saying the word. Whenever you wanna go or whenever is the next time you go, I’m taggin’ along.
If we’re going to get into family stuff I’m going to have to get real fuckin’ drunk first. But yes, that is my grandma - clearly that half a course wasn’t wasted on that big brain of yours! Hey, as long as you feel like keeping it flow I’ll steal as many good ones as you got. You got yourself a deal, though, I’ll dedicate a whole TV special to it like LeBron.
That would be a tragedy, for sure. You’d have to write down everything you wanted to say and that’s just going to take too much time. You and me both, I got no time to change for anyone. No matter what it means for the future. Hopefully you can find someone who’ll let you be you, because I can already tell the world would be a shittier place if you had to be someone else. You can join the club, I already got vision problems from every time I do that here. I’ll take the twig, seems like a fair shake.
Least I can do. Continuing down the truthy path...not really. It’s less me being dark and more the fact that I never figured I’d live this fucking long in the first place. Other than meeting Molly I’m pretty sure I peaked early. Sweet, with backup like that there’s no way I can lose. You can call me just about anything you please, as long as it ain’t darlin’. Because Christ does that get old fast. Alright then - I’ll be hitting the gym the day after we get back from spring break, so keep an eye out for a text and we’ll get this party started.