rise and fall of a midwest emo

elon musk suck my ass

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[moments-in-35mm-film]

Wild strawberries

[pnglove]

HELLO KITTY STICKERS ₊⟡‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊⟡‧₊

[nihilamb]

dolly parton, 1987

[redrosesinblue]

[kitschday]

[maja-paja]

[choco-cakes]

via

[jewfrogs]

recently saw this screenshot in the wild and lost my mind because i knew it wasnt supposed to say girl. its ladykins. its get off the cross ladykins. i know this because ladykins is not something my brain could make up and i remember ladykins. and i was sincerely wondering if someone put in the work to censor ladykins for some inscrutable purposes but then i looked it up and

turns out that actually rupaul made the same tweet twice with 1 word changed 8 months apart. he meditated on this for 8 months and 5 days and the word ladykins came to him. i initially thought he copy pasted the first tweet but i dont think thats true anymore i dont think he was operating with any memory of the first tweet i think these words were always in him and will always be. second tweet did way worse by the way. the people did not respond to ladykins

[singularsoldier]

Is this anything

[neoitem]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[tiramisuelle]

mark ryden ╳ paul frank : ❝MEAT PURSE❞ 🥩

[punigamefoodie]

Nama Chocolate (生チョコレート)

"Chocolate sweets created by kneading fresh cream and Western liquor into chocolate dough to create a soft texture."

[tallspookylady]

teamwork makes the dream work

[queer-as-city-folk]

If one were to consume god

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

[couchnapping]

catholics after one (1) wafer

[queer-as-city-folk]

Catholic WAFERS SUCK SHIT, EAT THE FANCY Boy JEWISH I won't try the name while this high Bread

[sonohtigris]

Challah? The eggy one Motzos the flat one

[queer-as-city-folk]

Floffy

[laserwalnut]

Ditto Humor