A Pup Named Kitten

Someone who is too kinky for a small town so I got Tumblr to let it out. 18+ only thanks✌

[notsuchagoodnoodle]

I hate that I cant share these anywhere else, so enjoy

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Not usually one of those "Step on me" kinda people, but I would let Ethan Nestor crush me with his biceps. Just choke me out tbh

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Take it back, I wanna tie him up and peg him down 😬

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Cursed Thought of The Day:

Do you think when the Grinch fingers someone he leaves little pieces of his fur up there? Like you go to pull a hair out of your butt and it's just a strand of green hair🙃

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Not usually one of those "Step on me" kinda people, but I would let Ethan Nestor crush me with his biceps. Just choke me out tbh

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So I'm watching Solitary (show from late 2000s, people stuck in pods completing challenges, highly recommend) And the challenge is to hit yourself with objects. The masochist in me is laughing and would love to do the challenge 😅

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Decided to finally sit down and read the entire Darren Shan Saga. I loved it as a kid but never finished it. And oh boy..

My vampire kink is suddenly in full force for Larten Crepsley🙃

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Watching 3% (On netflix. Highly recommend )

Me: Why do I find Ezekiel so attractive?

Ezekiel interrogating someone: *Proceeds to pull girls hair, whispering in her ear, then comforts her*

Me: Riiiight

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I feel like I just need to get blackout drunk once. I cant get my ex out of my head. I want to move on so bad dang it. No matter how busy I keep myself. I just want to not think about it for a night

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I shouldnt be getting crushes on people I will literally never get with 👈

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Update: We've been able to bond more since last year(especially these last few months) and hes probably become one of my closest friends. I just got back today from spending a few days at their place and we had a fire almost every night, which resulted in kinda deep talks. They opened up to me about things and hearing them go on about their crushes and dreams made me so happy. ☺ My crush is still there, but I know it's always gonna be unrequited love. Which with how comfortable we are with eachother, I'm pretty ok with that

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Happy 75th Micky Dolenz

[nakedpersimmon]

Actual anecdote about this pic, heard through the grapevine: A fan went up to Micky after a concert years ago and showed him this photo. She asked if he remembered any of the girls’ names.

Micky: “No, but I can tell you how many of them I slept with.” The slack-jawed fan collected herself and managed to ask, “How many?” Micky’s answer, along with a coy little smile, before signing the photo: “All of them.“

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Dang I wish I was one of those girls

[mailboxer-deactivated20200416]

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I wish I was able to get sterilized so bad.

I dont want kids ever

I dont want to deal with the mess that birth control can cause

I'm too paranoid of getting pregnant even with a condom and what not

I just wanna be able to sleep with people without being paranoid 🙃🙃

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Ended up having a dream last night where I got a surprise party because family found out I was having a kid before I did. Probably the scariest nightmare I've had in awhile and honestly still a little shook

[notsuchagoodnoodle]

I wish I was able to get sterilized so bad.

I dont want kids ever

I dont want to deal with the mess that birth control can cause

I'm too paranoid of getting pregnant even with a condom and what not

I just wanna be able to sleep with people without being paranoid 🙃🙃

[notsuchagoodnoodle]

Just everything about the dom 🤤🤤

Dont think I've ever wanted to have someone pin/choke me down so bad

I need to not

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You ever see some hands and you just think

"I need those around my neck, NOW"🤤

[vickyvsalazar]

[gay-irl]

gay🍆irl