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@notsugoi
this blog is a joke
Tiger (2:01:15 AM): it's hilarious when people end pet-names with -poo because poop
Bob (2:01:24 AM): KHGKJGGKJGHKJGHGKJHGKJGHG
Tiger (2:01:24 AM): I am a mature adult
Bob (2:01:27 AM): very
Frang: http://businessturtle.tumblr.com/post/68525814490/10-36-35-pm-miss-tiggs-when-i-get-my-own
Miss Tiggs: ASKJFHASJKFHSFJKHFKJHF SFJKHSFJKHF JKHSF YOUR PICTURE OF ME
Frang: i don't remember what your person thing looks like so i just
Frang: imagined
Frang: that
Miss Tiggs: THAT'S GORGEOUS AND 104% ACCURATE
Miss Tiggs: I ALMOST WROTE 104$ ACCURATE
Frang: i'm so accurate i won money for my accuracy
Notable test sentences:
Walking at a table after talking to companion around a bed.
Talking to companion above a pond before daydreaming above the closet.
Indulging in narcotics above the living room and walking inside a lake.
Searching over a lake after hunting for item behind a chair
Indulging in narcotics through a couch after indulging in narcotics at the beach.
Drinking on the armrest of a couch but would rather be humming against the leisure room.
Indulging in narcotics in a wall instead of talking to companion in a chair
Reading at a random room but would rather be singing near a bed.
-After Prepositions Edit -
Daydreaming outside of the bedroom but would rather be spacing out on a bed.
Daydreaming in the storage room while drinking in a random room.
Spacing out in a tree while daydreaming under a tree.
Sitting in a random room and walking in a random room.
Inspecting behind a couch shortly before walking in front of a wall.
Eating in the bedroom instead of talking to their companion behind a dresser.
Walking in a random room before standing near the ocean.
Sleeping on a dresser long before sleeping in a pond.
Eating behind a dresser shortly after sitting under a mountain.
Inspecting in a tree long before reading under a couch.
Sleeping in the leisure room instead of walking on a table.
Talking to their romantic partner in a pond instead of indulging in narcotics behind a couch.
-Interesting ones, that still make sense-
Eating under a tree while reading on a chair.
Drinking on a bed long after drinking near the lounge.
Indulging in narcotics near the lounge after talking to an animal under a couch.
Reading behind a chair and talking to an object under a table.
Spacing out near the ocean long before whistling in the ocean.
Hunting for a person in the office but would rather be standing on a couch.
Hunting for a person in the office while whistling behind a chair.
Hunting for an item in front of a wall long after sitting against a tree.
Searching in the bedroom shortly before reading in the bedroom.
Indulging in narcotics in the hallway while spacing out on a chair.
Indulging in narcotics in a tree shortly after singing in the storage room.
May require more editing but for now, this is generating decent results!
New structure: 1. (action) (preposition) (location) (conjunction) (second action) (second preposition) (second location) with possible alternative: 2. (action) (preposition) (location)
--instead of having the prepositions after the verb, generate its own for phrase clarity --Possibly include a code that generates both structures at random; with Structure 1 being more common than structure 2 if possible. --no parenthesis! --leave the actions up for ambiguity
[edit] grouped the prepositions to specific locations for more sentence stability. USE LISTS BELOW AS THEY ARE: (example sentences on next post)
LISTS:
-ACTIONS-
sitting standing inspecting eating drinking walking pacing hunting for an item hunting for a person searching taking a break from work sleeping reading indulging in narcotics talking to an object talking to their romantic partner talking to their companion talking to an animal whistling humming singing daydreaming spacing out
-PREPOSITIONS AND LOCATIONS-
in the bedroom outside of the bedroom on a bed under a bed on a chair behind a chair beside a chair on the armrest of a chair on a couch behind a couch under a couch on the armrest of a couch on a table under a table beside a table on a dresser behind a dresser in the closet in the storage room against a wall in front of a wall against the wall outside of their home on a mountain under a mountain in the living room near the living room in the lounge near the lounge in the hallway in the office near the office in the leisure room near the leisure room in a random room against a tree under a tree in a tree in a river near a river in a pond near a pond in a lake near a lake in the ocean near the ocean on the beach near the beach
-CONJUNCTIONS- while instead of before shortly before long before after shortly after long after but would rather be and
Character Placement Generator
//roll-dice 4-sides 6 (AIM chat)
or http://www.random.org/dice/?num=4
Die 1-- Action: 1 sitting (on) (in) 2 standing (around) (in) (on) 3 inspecting 4 eating/drinking (in) 5 walking/pacing (around) (in) 6 [Character's preferred leisure activity] (in)
Die 2-- Preposition or Conjunction (Optional) (repeat Die 1 list after if used) 1 while 2 instead of 3 before 4 after 5 but would rather be 6 and
Die 3-- Location: (closest value) 1 Character's current bedroom 2 closet (or storage area) 3 outside of [current character location] 4 the top of [current character location] i.e. roof, tree branch, etc. 5 [Character's general lounge area] 6 [Work area]
Example: Roll: 3325
Frisco is: 3 inspecting 3 before 2 standing (around) (in) (on) 5 [Character's general lounge area]
Frisco had been inspecting the organization of his office, before deciding to stand around in the lounge and contemplate what to do next.
**Nothing is concrete and you can change up whatever you want of course, if you like it better! This is just to provide a general outline, possibly of something you haven't thought of before.
After all, it's also possible to get "1622" 1 sitting (on) (in) 6 and 2 standing (around) (in) (on) 2 closet (or storage area)
Obviously, you can't be sitting AND standing in a closet. This could be taken as: the character is kneeling in a storage closet, searching for something in a pile of junk that they just can't find!
This character placement generator is meant to be a resource for when you need to approach a character that has otherwise not been in use, but you have no idea where that character should be, or what they should be doing! This will help you figure out exactly(?) what your character was up to while you were away. Feel free to add/amend anything to this list.
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a thing that happened
Numble returns with coke
Mother: wb
Numble: and I do mean the cola
Mother: so this one time i was at a convention
Mother: with a bunch of friends
Mother: aaaand I got approached by a guy who asked if I Had any Coke
Mother: unfortunately, all I had at hte time was a bag of mountain dew. So I offered him one and hes like
Mother: "no no i mean" and did a motion to his nose
sollux: a bag of mountain dew
Mother: Upon realizing -- well conventions, bro, you wanna stay up all day and night
sollux: a bag
Mother: you never wanna sleep, and I had a group with me so I had bought a -
Mother: yes A BAG 8C
sollux: not a bottle
FreeHugs: It comes in bags?
Mother: I INDIVIDUALLY BOUGHT A BUNCH OF MOUNTAIN DEW INSTEAD OF A CASE
Mother: omg no im not that canadian
Numble: a bag of bottles?
Mother: yea
sollux: oh
Mother: a bag of bottles
Numble: that's what I thought
Mother: YEAH SORRY HEH
FreeHugs: Okay, that makes more sense.
sollux: a bag of mountain dew haahahaa
Mother: NO NOT AHAHAH omg
Aioli entered this board.
Mother: we need to have that
Mother: NO OKE SO
Mother: UPON REALIZING HE MEANT THE DRUG, COCAINE, i was pretty shocked that someone would just approach any old person and ask for drugs
Aioli switched to the lobby.
Mother: Before I made the connection that I looked like a damn drug dealer. Im still not sure how I did, but apparently I did.
ponponwei entered this board.
Numble: goodness
Mother: it was pretty much the bes tmoment in my life.
ponponwei switched to the lobby.
Character Design Practice Game
Additional info since this game is new -You do have to use every color in the "use these colors" section >However these colors can be shades of the color, rather than the precise color, but it MUST be recognizable as that color. >You are not LIMITED to these colors unless the judge specifies they would like it to be. -the "subject" can be anything from a genre to a very specific type of creature to a broad type of creature. Examples include: Horror, demon, steampunk, historical, vampire, dog, child, nature, nautical, hybrid (can specify animals), Greek monster, Japanese monster, (or just 'monster'), god/goddess, sunken/ruined city, whatever you can think of that can spawn a character!
>If you have trouble drawing animals or creatures, you are able to design a human based on the topic. If the topic is "monster", make a monster-hunter, or design their clothes with monsterous influence. Same thing can go with an animal, you could make a "gijinka", a zoomorph (human with animal sections like this), and really, creativity is key here! JUDGING: I would really like to emphasize that this is NOT about art skill, it's about creativity. The first time I played this game, which was only yesterday when this was written (4/18/13), I have noticed people were choosing really... simple and uncreative designs merely because the artist put more detail in the artwork itself. It truly is up to the judge to decide, but this specific game is about the designs! How to judge: -Look at the use of the limited color palette to see if they used it efficiently -Look at how they use the subject, the more creative uses deserve more credit. There are some really creative artists out there in iScribble with untapped ingenuity that deserve their chance to shine! -More importantly, look at what designs appeal to you. If it looks like a character you might fawn over, then by golly maybe you should pick that one! Judging is very much the same as other drawing games, you number the selections based on your favorite. Next judgement can be passed on from 1 to 2 and if 2 passes to 3 and etc. Well that is all I hope you enjoy the game! This is just to make sure everything is fully understood since the game is still relatively new. Screenshots:
Tiger: (2:18:36 PM): ÿ
Pika: (2:18:42 PM): SHRIEKS
Pika: (2:18:45 PM): put your tongue away
Tiger: (2:18:49 PM): that's my chin
Pika: (2:18:52 PM): oh
Pika: (2:18:53 PM): oh....
Tiger: (2:18:54 PM): check your privilege
Pika: (2:18:58 PM): hangs head and checks it
have you eaver bedn awake ora wolong that yor brand doe’net sev have ta brain for lskng thats nice
hanyoutai: 8:14:06 AM
Which is wonderful and awesome at the same time
hanyoutai: 8:14:09 AM
like coffee
Lawful - Lawful characters tell the truth, keep their word, respect authority, honor tradition, and judge those who fall short of their duties. Chaotic - Chaotic characters follow their consciences, resent being told what to do, favor new ideas over tradition, and do what they promise if they feel like it. They also fall under the category of "sporatic." Unstable - Unstable characters have no control over their judgement or actions due to outside influences such as a mental disease or emotional distress. Good - Good characters and creatures protect innocent life. Neutral - A neutral character does what seems to be a good idea at the time and are generally passive. They are usually independent and can either be submissive or headstrong depending on the circumstances. Evil - Evil characters and creatures debase or destroy innocent life, whether for fun or profit. They have a twisted sense of morality and have little regard for whoever they hurt. Lawful-Good - These characters, in a basic sense, strive for justice and the protection of all life. They are selfless and are willing to sacrifice themself for the good of people they care about. Neutral-Good - These characters do the best they can without getting in the way. These are the characters that are more likely to be submissive than other characters. They may do their best to help others and remain lawful, but, either have a weakened sense of judgement or simply have to sacrifice some lawfulness in order to live life peacefully. Chaotic-Good - These characters act on their own will and do not pay very much mind to what is expected of them. They believe in goodness and justice, but do not make it their duty to follow laws and regulations. They follow their own moral code that, although good, may not be what society agrees with. All-in-all, they do not wish to do wrong, but may not be able to help themself due to circumstances they were born, or forced into and they've grown to accept it. These characters tend to be far more headstrong than others. Unstable-Good - Instability can cause a major disruption in the life of an unstable-good character. These characters are the most likely to suffer from an intense and inevitable internal struggle that may eventually destroy them for any number of reasons. They do not wish to do harm, but, due to elements that are completely out of their control, end up doing so anyway. They often times feel an intense sense of regret for the actions they've done while under the influence of whatever is causing their instability, which may either tip them further out of balance, or force them to try to rehabilitate their lives for the benefit of themself and others. They are generally able to keep their condition under control, due to sheer willpower to protect those they care about, but are also a victim of their own mind. So long as they have a will to change for the better, they are considered "good." Lawful-Neutral - Lawful-neutral characters favor organization and efficiency over proactive enforcement of justice. They are very serious in nature, and follow the rules they feel to be most important to them. They will act in the way their personal beliefs direct them and strive for compromise. They are not as strict in etiquette as Lawful-Good characters. True Neutral - A truly neutral character will choose compromise over personal beliefs, and are not committed to any specific area or group. They will alter themself to adapt to situations and are generally very passive. They strive for peace and balance, and seek non-aggressive forms of lawful convictions. Chaotic-Neutral - These characters follow their whim and strive for freedom, but do not strive to protect anyone else's freedom but theirselves'. These characters are most likely to be sporadic and unpredictable, as well as the most unreliable and more likely to abandon a "side" for their own benefit. They are free from society's restrictions, but are not generally a threat. Unstable-Neutral - These characters are usually those suffering from depression. They are apathetic and have a very aloof demeanor. They've lost touch with reality and are zombie-like in response and appearance. They have bouts of benevolent behavior, but also bouts of extreme loathing within themself or society and may even appear aggressive and act in a manner that is considered to be domineering or contentious, even if they do not seem to mean what they do or say and often times regret their actions later on. These characters are likely pessimistic, and are more likely to spend their lives living alone and wallowing in their own self-pity. They are typically older, unsuccessful characters with a very low self-image and an equally low view of those around them. Lawful-Evil - These characters care about tradition, loyalty, and order, but not about freedom. They are often times very powerful and suppress others, while keeping their own government and code of conduct. These characters may be wicked, but with some sense of morality in the sense that they strive for a corrupted reason that they actually truly believe to be lawful. They may commit themselves to evil with a zeal like that of a crusader committed to justice. Neutral-Evil - These characters are looking out for themself and only themself, and do whatever it takes to survive. They are uncaring as to who gets hurt along the way, so long as they can go about their life in their own comfort. They usually do not do evil out of whim or entertainment, and are simply "evil" because they feel like they have no other choice, or, society owes them. They feel like they are better than what society can provide them and so they separate themself form it without caring about the well-being of anyone else as they protect their own state of life. Chaotic-Evil - These characters are more likely the spawn of revenge, greed, and pride. They are truly vicious, ruthless, and brutal. They are also unpredictable in the sense that makes them incredibly dangerous. They have no sense of morality, or it has been lost. They feel as though they need to teach society a lesson, or they feel that they deserve better than what they have. They are typically very controlling and aggressive, and dominate by fear. Unstable-Evil - An unstable evil character is very likely a character that had once been considered "good", but has been turned to evil due to a wrong that has been committed to their life. They may be a victim of an unforgivable crime, or a close relative/friend of the same. They, like chaotic-evil characters, are unpredictable to the point of danger, but these bouts are considerably more sporadic. They may suffer from extreme delusions and paranoia, acting on the belief that someone is going to take something away from them if they do not continuously fight for what they have or strive to achieve. These characters are typically those that are trying to escape the inevitable laws of reality, particularly mortality. They become so determined to bend unbreakable laws of existence that they eventually lose the ability to discern reality from fantasy. They may be evil because they simply cannot tell who or what they are themself any longer, or they may have, very simply, snapped. They are likely to feel intense remorse for their actions, which only feeds into the vicious cycle of their instability. They fall deeper and deeper into the downward spiral until they are eventually broken. These characters are also most subject to character degeneration, or the gradual declination of mental stability. They may start out as a very able and successful antagonist, but, as time goes on they find themselves unable to cope with the monsters they've created within their own mind.
Characters may not fit into any one category. Some characters fit well into one, while others are incredibly complex and fit into a variety of categories. Though, generally speaking, if your character fits into both of the "good" and "evil" categories, they are likely neutral. Even if the neutral category description does not describe your character, it may be either "passive neutrality" or "impartial neutrality." Passive Neutrality is when the character fits criteria from both categories but is far too docile to be either or. They will act a certain way that could lead one to believe it is one way or the other in a very contradicting manner, but, their intentions or reasoning causes these actions to become either "justifiable" or "unjustifiable" depending on the circumstance. They may be indecisive in order to try to keep both parties complacent, and thus may maneuver between the two in order to remain trusted by both ends but really wants what's best for themself and society. These characters usually act on cowardice rather than for spiritual reasons. Impartial Neutrality is when the character chooses to stay away from both sides due to impartial or unbiased judgement. Unlike passive neutrality which possesses qualities of both good and evil, impartial neutrality possesses neither quality and these characters are more likely to be apathetic, stronger-willed, and stubborn. They also tend to be more spiritual, philosophical, or otherwise enlightened. They do not always have these traits but they are key in keeping their position in the middle grounds and away from conflict. These characters are more likely to act in order to promote balance between both sides, rather than for personal reasons.
Okay so because I was watching a Tobygames video while talking to my friends I decided to screenshot various faces he made in order to provide a reaction image for random bits of the conversation and use AIM’s picture sharing feature to send it to my other friend??? Here’s a compilation of my stupidity.
Ombrataegra: looks at bag of pistachios
Ombrataegra: I'm going to go eat one
HauNtedMEloNs: give it to me- KJHKFJHFF
HauNtedMEloNs: but dad
HauNtedMEloNs: burnt popcorn
Ombrataegra: I'll tell you whether or not it's terrible
HauNtedMEloNs: I AM BETTING IT WILL BE TERRIBLE FOR YOU
Ombrataegra: it has been years maybe my taste buds learned
HauNtedMEloNs: maybe
HauNtedMEloNs: Kelsey's never did
Ombrataegra: does she not like them too
HauNtedMEloNs: yeah
Ombrataegra: hmmm
Ombrataegra: goes anyway
HauNtedMEloNs: hehehehee
HauNtedMEloNs: Kelsey's always like ewwww when we eat pistachios
Ombrataegra: these feel weird
Ombrataegra: they are adorable
HauNtedMEloNs: JKHFKJFHKJHFKHF
Ombrataegra: I LIKE HOW
HauNtedMEloNs: I'm not sure how to respond to that-
Ombrataegra: I JUST THINK THEY SOUND CUTE
HauNtedMEloNs: EHEHEHEHEE
Ombrataegra: THEY'RE SO LIGHT
HauNtedMEloNs: YEAH
Ombrataegra: ew they're ugly
Ombrataegra: the nut is
HauNtedMEloNs: heheehehheee
Ombrataegra: is it supposed to be GREEN
HauNtedMEloNs: yes
Ombrataegra: uglyu
Ombrataegra: u
HauNtedMEloNs: uglyu
HauNtedMEloNs: cute ugly things
Ombrataegra: I am slowly putting it to my mouth
Ombrataegra: they're cute in the shell
HauNtedMEloNs: they are
Ombrataegra: WHAT
Ombrataegra: IS THAT
Ombrataegra: WHAAAAT IS THAT
HauNtedMEloNs: FFKJHKJHFJKHFKFJ WHAT
Ombrataegra: I tasted it and
Ombrataegra: it's very
Ombrataegra: potent
Ombrataegra: I don't know if I like this or not
HauNtedMEloNs: oh my
Ombrataegra: it's
Ombrataegra: it
Ombrataegra: hm
Ombrataegra: if it were a smell it would be bad
HauNtedMEloNs: KJHFKJHFKFJ yeah
Ombrataegra: that is all I can describe it as
Ombrataegra: it tastes like
Ombrataegra: how rope smells
HauNtedMEloNs: KJHKJFKHFKHFKFHF
Ombrataegra: IT DOES
HauNtedMEloNs: I'M GIGGLING AT YOUR PISTACHIO ADVENTURES
Ombrataegra: JAKSHFJKSAHASJKAFjh
HauNtedMEloNs: you are fun to watch narrate
Ombrataegra: puts this on notsugoi
HauNtedMEloNs: KJHFKJHJKG good
Ombrataegra: eats another
Ombrataegra: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Ombrataegra: IT'S ATTACHED TO MY FINGER AND WON"T OPEN
Ombrataegra: I AM WAVING IT AROUND AND TYPING WITH IT
HauNtedMEloNs: KJJJJJJJJJJHFKFJFHF I HAVE THAT HAPPEN
HauNtedMEloNs: THAT'S WHY I BITE THEM OPEN
Ombrataegra: I got it
HauNtedMEloNs: good
Ombrataegra: ew this one is especially green
Ombrataegra: EW IT'S CHEWWY
HauNtedMEloNs: KJFJFKFHKFJHFKF
Ombrataegra: EW IT TASTES LIKE GRASS
HauNtedMEloNs: OH MY
Ombrataegra: IT TASTES LIKE
Ombrataegra: A TREE BRANCH
Ombrataegra: AND GRASS
HauNtedMEloNs: I'm just sitting here smiling
Ombrataegra: LIKE HOW THEY SMELL
HauNtedMEloNs: HKJHKJHK
Ombrataegra: I
Ombrataegra: THESE
HauNtedMEloNs: these
Ombrataegra: now i'm sucking on a shell and it tastes like a christmas tree ornament
Ombrataegra: THAT IS WHAT IT REMINDS ME OF I DON'T
HauNtedMEloNs: KJHFKJHFKFHFKJFKHFKJHFKJF
Ombrataegra: oops it fell out of my mouth
HauNtedMEloNs: oops
Ombrataegra: are these salted they taste like the beach
HauNtedMEloNs: they're usually salted
Ombrataegra: it tastes like sand
Ombrataegra: I just pinched my lip with the shell
Ombrataegra: I STILL CAN'T TELL IF I LIKE IT
Ombrataegra: THIS ONE TASTES LIKE CHEWING ON A SHIRT
Ombrataegra: IT'S NOT UNPLEASANT BUT iT"S JUST ???????????????????
HauNtedMEloNs: YEAH
Ombrataegra: I remember them being way more unpleasant than this
Ombrataegra: maybe it was a bad batch
Ombrataegra: I've had a bad batch of pumpkin seeds before
HauNtedMEloNs: IT COULD HAVE BEEN those happen-
HauNtedMEloNs: yeah
HauNtedMEloNs: pumpkin seeds are sad when bad batches because
HauNtedMEloNs: pumpkin seeds are magic
Vaun: what would be the greatest possible prize one could receive in a cereal box?
Tiger: the greatest possible prize EVERR?? Infinite storage hypercube?
Tiger: that comes pre-stocked with one of everything that ever existed
Vaun: i mean to small children and/or sentient anials
Tiger: IN THAT CASE
Tiger: pokemon keychain
Vaun: cool
Vaun: now to find some strain of skin-effector virus that i can use to modify gene structures