hi elle i'm new here i'm so happy i found u!(っ˘з(˘⌣˘ )
i love your writing, and i wanted to see if i could request something where the reader calling aaron "my current husband" like that funny tiktok trend and he's like "what did you say ಠ_ಠ"
you don't have to record the tiktok, maybe something she says during dinner, i'm not sure you can shape it more than i can, please don't feel obligated to write about this.♥️
(i also referred to this in the feminine, but you can change it if you decide to write about it)
send you lots of love!✨✨✨
ah i'm so happy you found me too! thanks for the request - this is such a funny concept!
Aaron Hotchner x wife!reader who refers to him as her current boyfriend [523 words]
CW: TikTok trend, stern grumpy man can't help but laugh at you while pretending he's not, fluff
Despite what people might say about him, Aaron’s a pretty good sport. So even if he manages to scowl at the camera the entire time you have it pointed at him, he agrees (albeit reluctantly) to film a TikTok with you.
“What are we supposed to be doing again?” Aaron asks you, tone laced with displeasure though you can see the ghost of a smirk dancing in the corner of his lip.
“Here, I’ll start the video so that I can just explain it to you and the viewers at the same time.” You tell him as you click the record button; the count down starts.
“Hey guys! So I finally got my hands on the new dips from Trader Joe’s,” you explain holding up your veritable props for the camera to see, “so I got some pretzels for me and my current boyfriend to do a taste test!”
Aaron’s brows come down on his forehead like a gavel before his head rears back in surprise when your wording finally computes. “I…I’m sorry. What did you just say?”
You fight back a giggle and look at him as innocently as you can manage.
“That we’re gonna do a taste test?”
Aaron blinks at you. “No, before that.”
You pretend to think on that. “Hey guys?”
“No- honey, what did you just call me?”
You quirk your head at him as though he’s being quite odd. “My current boyfriend?”
With this, he grabs your left hand and forces you to drop the damned dip, holding it up for the camera to display not one but two shiny rings adoring your ring finger.
“I’d like to state for the camera” he starts seriously, surprising a laugh out of you at his prosecutor voice; he fights against a smile at the sound of your giggle “that I’ve upgraded twice from the status of boyfriend.”
“Okay, okay,” you get out through peels of laughter, “sorry. My current husband.”
“Y/N.” He sputters; voice about four octaves higher as he looks at you in disbelief. “Current!?”
“Well, you’re currently my husband, are you not?”
His eyes narrow at you as they examine your face. You can see the exact moment he comes to some conclusion.
“Absolutely not.”
“What?” You laugh nervously.
“Turn the camera off.”
“Aaron! Come on, we haven’t done our taste test.”
His voice remains level even as humour dances in his eyes. “Turn the camera off, I just want to talk.”
“Stop it!” You laugh as his fingers dig into your sides chidingly.
“This was never about the taste test, was it?” He asks through a chuckle you get the sense he wants you to think is reluctant. “This was about getting a reaction out of me.”
“It was just a prank!”
“Oh, it was just a prank, was it?”
“Mercy!” You shriek, “Mercy, mercy! I’m going to pee my pants!”
“Turn the camera off.” He says as he releases you. “Turn it off. You and I are dealing with this right now.”
You’re laughing as you lean towards your phone, the camera catches one last glimpse of Aaron’s smiling face before the screen goes dark.
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