I Won’t Need A Gun

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Warmest of Welcomes!

Hey everyone, I'm Ada! I'm a plus-size woman writing for mainly plus-size readers, with exceptions. Please enjoy looking at my fics!

Currently only really writing for Hotch at the moment. I'm an 18+ blog so if you're a minor please leave, this isn't a place for you. No age in your bio will result in an instant block.

✨Fat fetishists/fatphobic cunts do not fucking interact✨

I'm open for if you wanna have a chat! I'm not taking requests at the moment, sorry!

My main acc is actually @sleeperwillow so if I send an ask it'll be through that account.

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This is NOT a Spencer Reid/MGG space. It’s on sight with that man 😗

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My rules:

I will accept

Fluff

Smut

Angst

Most kinks (but if you're unsure ask me)

Noncon themes (not by Hotch)

I won't accept

Pregnancy/miscarriage themes (breeding kink is okay)

Underage/CSA themes (as in reader talking abt their experience etc)

Yandere

Cheating

Sub!Aaron (sorry 😭)

Hate against a person's race/sexuality/gender/culture/appearance

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I hope you all have a nice day 🥰

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Why is he abt to be abducted by aliens mid scene

[churrosandbrownie]

This was one of the best scenes of criminal minds, mind you this man is the BAU chief who is more than busy, he's struggling at home because he can't pay attention to his postpartum wife and his newborn child because he's so entangled in catching killers ...

And still he chooses to clean the blood from Elle's apartment himself. These 20 seconds revealed more about him than an entire episode.

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I have no interest in watching cme but I do like to check in on what’s going on every once in a while by reading abt it.

Tell me why they decided to write Garcia doing THAT?? Actually nah imma rant fully under the cut.

Spoilers for cme season 19

WHYYYYYYY the FUCKKKKKKK did she do a closed door hearing to attest for voit so he wouldn’t get the death penalty and instead life in prison???? Whyyyy the FUCK did the writers do that?

I see people saying “it’s in character for her cuz she hates the death penalty and likes to see the good in everyone” yeah okay he has done horrific shit not only in general but also to her friends, including her VERY CLOSEST BEST FRIEND!!!!!! Like HELLO? BAUGATE?? WHY WOULD YOU PROTECT VOIT OVER YOUR BEST FRIEND THAT HE MADE DEEPFAKE PORN OF TO BLACKMAIL HER?? And, if we are going with “everything works out in the end and they’re all buddies again” like in the base show, that is going to be the most unrealistic bullshit ever.

Could anyone forgive and trust someone who’s meant to be their best friend protecting someone who did something so fucking heinous and violating? Not a fucking chance. This isn’t something they can all just go down to Rossi’s and have pasta and wine over to make amends and be buddy buddy again. It would be realistic for the group to fall apart and never be able to knit back together again. But I doubt that’s gonna happen of course 🫩

They need to put the pen down and stop writing more seasons and eps for cm as a whole. It’s run its course and they gotta just accept that it needs to end now. Yeah we love the characters and all that but that doesn’t mean they gotta keep making more, esp with how abysmal it is 😭 they shoulda ended the show a long time ago on a high note, not keep going like dragging a dead horse 😭

Anyway idc if I’m “wrong” or whatever. I think this shit is garbage and they have wrecked Garcia’s character imo.

[chuunifox]

Autism Representation written by an allistic: My name is John Autism and I like the designated autistic interests

unintentionally autistic character written by the creator who hasn't really thought about whether or not theyre autistic: I wish I could be human like the way everyone else is but I know they can tell I'm not. And I know they're right

[milla984]

Criminal Minds screencaps S03E13 Limelight

@dontemilyyyyme @hotchs-big-hands @reidsbookclub @rousethemouse

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[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[milla984]

Criminal Minds screencaps S11E03 'Til Death Do Us Part

@hotchs-big-hands @dontemilyyyyme @reidsbookclub @rousethemouse

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[hotchnerbau]

me too hazel

[milla984]

Thomas Gibson as Aaron Hotchner Criminal Minds S03E16

@hotchs-big-hands @dontemilyyyyme @reidsbookclub @rousethemouse

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Respectfully, Hotch. 🤤

https://www.tumblr.com/octoberbrunette/786635891127042048

Heyo anon! I’m so sorry I took so long to reply, but you’re so right 👁️👁️ it’s so hot 🤭

Honestly smth abt him being fully dressed in his suit and him undressing you until you’re bare is soooo🤭🤭

I haven’t rbed inspo in so long but honestly I love when people send me things that reminds them of him🤭

[octoberbrunette]

[butchfaith]

every time a female character gets called the mom friend i shoot another hostage

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@babygirl-garcia JJ

[softtdaisy]

Hotch's looks that live in my mind rent free 1/?

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I need to bite his arms fr

[bingocar]

Aaron Hotchner on video call - season 5 ep 3

something about him through a laptop camera is so...

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hotch in first episode of each season

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so soft talking about Gideon