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//Hooooooooooooooome. And it feels so good. Crashing, eating, cuddling with the dog and then I’ll be back around for posting.
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Loki eyed her for a moment, weighing whether or not he ought to trust his present status to her. He’d prefer his enemies not know what had befallen him, but then he expected Thor had already confided his punishment in the ‘Avengers’.
“I am steward of another land, now. The All-Father saw fit to put me on the throne of a realm I do not love as penance for my attempt against the one Thor favours. It is a bleak place, ravaged by centuries of war, and I am meant to bring it in line with Asgardian ideals,” Loki smirked, the expression rueful on his thin lips. “Which has proven quite the task, given its people have no affection for anything of Asgard, including myself.”
"Sounds like he set you up to fail." Darcy muttered. Sure, it wasn't her place to judge the All-Father but she was never one to keep her opinions to herself. "Man, you deities really take grounding to a whole new level."
Though the exact punishment was kind of interesting from a political point of view.... "Do these people know that you're in charge of them as punishment? Because it doesn't seem like a fact that they'd appreciate."
@notthatsortofsciencemajor
Loki chuckled softly. “You Midgardians do indeed seem predisposed to revelry over industry, particularly in the present era. I was especially fond of the Roaring Twenties. But I’ve quite enough on my plate at present. While I would prefer rule over this realm… I am bound by other duties.”
"Oh, the Twenties have always sounded so fantastic." Darcy let herself sound dreamy for a moment. Garter belts, smuggling liquor, good music. "There's still industry in this realm. So that people can get more money and throw better parties, but I guess it still boils down to the same thing."
Darcy smirked and folded her arms. "Other duties? Care to share?"
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Aye, but would you have me any other way? I have been well thank you for asking and yourself?
Nope. I guess I wouldn't. I've been good, just trying to finish school and figure out what to do after. Been doing anything interesting?
notthatsortofsciencemajor started following you
….Very well, tis clear that I have died. I have died and gone to Valhalla for you can not be anything other than the most stunning valkyrie in all the skies. Tis a pleasure to see you again lady Darcy
Just as overly charming as ever, hm? It's good to see ya too, Fandral. How have you been?
Spiders Hate Monotony || OPEN RP
“Huh?” He said in surprise turning around after the lights came on. “Oh, it’s you. Figured you looked familiar.” Looking down at the ground, turning his head every which way like a squirrel spoiled nuts, he sighs and reaches in one of his belt’s pouches for some money. “Here, you need it more than I do. Cheap candy and a Mountain Dew on me for your trouble.”
The one, the only, the Amazing Spiderman. Another ass-kicker with good timing.
"Uh-uh. No way am I taking your cash. You saved me from getting shot in the face. I should be buying you the cheap candy and Mountain Dew."
Spiders Hate Monotony || OPEN RP
“Welp, easy work.” He dusted off his hands of the fight he had just used them in. “Where did that girl go?” As if he needed anything from her. But how she left, it kinda didn’t go unnoticed. Who was she, though, he didn’t know that much either. She did look familiar, though.
He pushed the back door open, tapping the center of his utility belt to turn on the Spider Light. “Hello, anybody here?” I should really flip back on the lights now. The clerk’s probably pissed. After heading to the breaker box, he flicks the switch, all light coming back on in seconds as his crummy apology for turning them off without consent.
Darcy hadn't gone any further than the backdoor. She stopped outside, first to catch her breath and then because she figured whoever had just gone in there and saved the evening would be coming out this way. Darcy wanted to see who it was. And thank them, but mostly see who it was.
It only took another few seconds for him to come out, and Darcy watched him mess with the breaker box for a moment before she cleared her throat.
"Nice spandex, dude." She smirked and tucked her taser into her coat pocket. "And thanks."
Spiders Hate Monotony || OPEN RP
Now here’s the thing - Spider-Man has a special sixth sense, not exactly something that completely foretells what’s going to happen to him or anyone else. He’s definitely not a telepath, nor a clairvoyant. Nor is he Daredevil, which kinda sucks because then he could sense the location of the screams of agony, or soon to be agony, and get there on the double. Him swinging in there won’t stop a fly from buzzing around the area. However, a flying bug, or perhaps someone like Wasp or Ant-Man (these days being called Yellowjacket) could pull off a distraction for the benefit of the spider-themed vigilante, in fact, that would make a pretty good superhero team… if Hank Pym was a better team player than he usually is.
Anyways, trying his best to stealthily survey the area when he gets there, he finds a back door. Locked. Damn it all to hell if he can’t use his super strength to beat it open, he might just have to hire Wolverine to cut through it, at least then that’d be more subtle than the Hulk busting through it. He has to think of some way to unlock that damned door, but he has no sharp toys in his utilities. Deciding that he can give up his tracking device to use it’s antenna to pick the lock, he’s successful in doing so, and he opens up to the back where he sees a power panel. Not that he’d turn off the entire power supply, somethings in the freezer aisles and coolers were perishable, but all the lights had to be off for this maneuver to work.
With that little bit of SHIELD training he never took for granted - Aunt May nor even Uncle Ben taught him how to use breaker boxes before, and that’s always risky - he flicks the switch to shut off the lighting. The next part would have to involve silence from his side, as he’d be opening the door from the warehouse side of the store and taking out all the thugs both quietly and quickly as possible. The mask he wore tonight was installed with night vision lenses. This was a new addition to Spidey gadgetry, after being taught by Tony on how to make such tech. Turning the sensory on, he can now see the crooks, but they can’t see him as he tiptoes around and muffling them while also constricting their necks a bit to put them in forced rest for a while.
“Shh.” He says as he looks over to Darcy. She may not be able to see him, and that might give away his cover, but still, if she wanted out of this, he felt it right to hush her up too. If she’d even try to face them in combat, she’d get hurt. That wasn’t gonna happen on his watch.
“What the —?” Hollers the last thug remaining. Yep, Spidey didn’t calculate getting out of this quietly. He shoots a web to the guy’s gun that he held at Darcy, pulling it away.
“Go!” He yelled signaling Darcy to leave. He looks at a surprisingly empty check-out counter. Maybe the clerk hid under it when the hero took out the one holding him at gunpoint.
WUMP!
The final thug, finished. Now to wait for angry cops to shoot at the law enforcement outsourcing vigilante.
The lights went off and Darcy froze for a second. Ok, this could be good. It meant they couldn't see her at least. She started to move when someone shushed her. Couldn't have been one of the robbers. If they knew where she was they would have just shot her. So Darcy stayed still and listened to the soft scuffling and the sound of bodies hitting the floor.
When the new voice told her to go Darcy obeyed without hesitation, scrambling to her feet and fumbling towards where the back door should be the best that she could manage in the dark.
Spiders Hate Monotony || OPEN RP
Just what was it with crooks these days? It’s like you’d have to give them freak accidents and outlandish outfits to not only raise the stakes, but to perhaps entertain your resident web-slinger. Coming soon, bio-engineered mutations in every box of Lucky Charms. No? Okay, Honey Comb then, since not many people eat that, thus making the trend more of a rare occurrence.
The last few days, though, such petty crimes like the one he’d soon be thwarting in a convenience store later, those had him on his feet regularly, like it was a retail job. And you could almost sale the city like it’s a business given the hard-ass protection he’s given it this week. Granted, Peter Parker wasn’t on call for intern work at Stark, and it was a holiday vacation from school this week, that’s probably why this was so.
Deciding to reward himself the night before Thanksgiving, he heads for a gas station… where, inside the store, there’s a stickup. Great. Worst part about it, it didn’t look easy to infiltrate unless he had smoke pellets and darker clothes. Once again, this isn’t Batman.
"Just give us the money! You wanna die?"
Slow, slow movements. Just enough to get her head out of the line of fire from the shotgun. Then slowly moving her hands down until they were at her messenger bag. Shotgun was still arguing with Pistol about if they should just shoot the cashier, and Crowbar was moving towards the counter saying they should just beat him and open the register themselves before the cops came.
That was when Darcy finally got her small opening. Shotgun turned almost all the way around to yell something and Darcy yanked the taser out of the front pocket of her bag and fired. Both darts hit him in the chest and he went down the second she pulled the trigger. He fired too, but while he was falling so his aim was off enough to shatter the door of the cooler behind her but miss Darcy entirely. He'd be out for a minute at least.
"Take that!" Darcy started to cheer when she realized that Crowbar was now coming for her and the discharge of the shotgun had spooked Pistol into firing as well. The bullet only grazed the arm of the cashier but it was enough to spook him into cooperation. "Oh, shit."
Darcy turned to run for the back of the store and promptly slipped in the mess of glass and spilt beer on the floor. A combination which stung very badly where the glass cut open her palms and knees.
Her taser was useless now, at least until it recharged and got another cartridge. Otherwise she actually had to touch the person to tase them. And contact was something she definitely was trying to avoid.
jolly-green-nuclear-physicist started following you.
"Hey there! Dr. Banner, right? Sup?"
Spiders Hate Monotony || OPEN RP
Yes, yes, albeit crazies like Electro, the Goblin, Kraven, and apparently Rhino too, were apparently out of prison, the usual thug beatdowns were really making the superhero thing lack it’s luster. The fate of a genetically altered spider-bite didn’t grant the utmost fun to it’s victim. Well, scratch that, it was loads of fun. Who are we talking about here again? Wolverine? No, Spider-Man.
The city, it was too darkly quiet, too oddly beautiful to just view from a gargoyle. That was too Batman. This wasn’t Gotham, things of all sorts happened in this city that’d make Gotham look like a poorly written soapopera. He wanted something to happen. Something he could easily make the always alleged guilty supposed crooks, well, guilty of.
Seeing a squad car go down the street, apparently going past the speed limit, he leaps from the building where he was perched on a gargoyle post, attempting to land on the hood of the car without startling the officers into seeing and possibly shooting him.
Damn her timing.
Damn her timing to the farthest reaches of Helheim or Joutenhiem or whatever realm would keep it from ruining everything.
All Darcy Lewis had wanted were Swedish Fish. Maybe some Peach Rings and Gummy Bears too. And the corner store had them for a dollar a bag. A dollar a bag! It was like Christmas had come early and up until five minutes ago was a discovery that she would have brought up again over Thanksgiving dinner.
Now the discount gummies had gotten the barrel of a shotgun shoved in her face as she pressed herself up against the glass window of the cooler in the back of the store.
It had just been her and the cashier in the store when the men had come in. Three, wearing stereotypical ski masks and wielding a shotgun a pistol and a tire iron between them. The cashier was staring down the barrel of the pistol himself. Darcy gave him major kudos for standing up to the robber, but she really didn't think the few hundred dollars in the register were worth getting killed for.
She hadn't been able to see if the cashier had hit the alarm button, so there was a slight chance that there weren't any police coming. Which left the two of them. Darcy knew a little self-defense, but not much of it was applicable to a gun in the face. If the one aiming at her would just look away she could grab her taser and take care of him....then likely get shot by the other guy. Or beat in the face with a crowbar. Neither of which sounded appealing but she didn't have another plan.
Or a Thor button.
Or a Banner button. Actually, scratch that. This place was way too small for the Hulk.
She needed a Coulson button!
Or at least a "summon ass-kicker" button. Super helpful.
Until then? Search for a good taser opening and make this guy regret getting between Darcy Lewis and her snack foods.
Sorry for tasing you, bro || @yourfrienderikselvig
Oh, allright then. No sudden movements. Erik could handle that, no problem. But yeah he was still worried. What a silly old man, it’s not like they performed surgery on him and he needed to keep his stiches intact. Right? Dear god did they operate on me??
No time to check because Darcy appeared with a wheelchair! He could walk- no he didn’t want to. He might trip and hurt himself or something. Erik’s life would be in her hands now!
“Okay.” Erik managed to slowly sit up, sort of rocking himself into a forward position, and swing his legs to the side of the bed. He froze. And, yeah… “Where are my clothes?” Eh.
"Clothes? Oh. Clothes. I'm not sure." Darcy looked around. She didn't see a cupboard or anywhere that they might have stored his clothes. "Are you terribly attached to them? Because if you're not I say we just steal the blanket while we're at it and get you new clothes later."
That’d be me, kid. And - I obviously didn’t take the time to remember your name, so it is—-?
Of course you wouldn't. Didn't expect you to anyway. It's Darcy Lewis. Intern.
Sorry for tasing you, bro || @yourfrienderikselvig
“Oh.. Yes! Uhm…” Erik eyed the thing attached to his hand, then at the machine that kept beeping- Why was it beeping?? “How do I… You should… Should I be moving? I kind of almost had a heartattack.” Well he didn’t want to stay here, but he didn’t want to kill his heart either.
Eh.
"I think it's fine. Just don't move fast or get your heart rate up too high." Darcy shrugged. They were just monitoring him at this point it seemed. Probably waiting to give him some lecture about eating bland gross foods and not getting tased anymore.
"I'm gonna go steal a wheelchair. Give me a second."
Darcy slipped out of the room and meandered down the hallway until she saw an empty hospital-issue wheelchair. With a quick look around to see if any of the nurses were watching, Darcy snatched it and wheeled it back to the room.
"There we go."
shoottothrillindustries started following you
"Hello there. You must be Stark."
ooc: So, this next week is tech for our show. Which means that after having classes all day rehearsal goes from five until whenever we’re done (they say midnight but it almost always goes much later). Unfortunately this means I will have no time to tumblr. :( I’ll try to respond to things between classes if I can but that’s honestly not a likely occurrence. I can still do short ask rps from my phone depending on if there’s a lull in rehearsal. Maybe.
Anyway.
TL;DR - Essentially won’t be on at all next week. Love you all.
anyway quit complaining. YOUR kids voted for me