NOT the lamest guy!

Being a handyman is cool!

[notthelamestguyever]

Hey Danton, if you had your own game how do you think would sound an "IT'S HAPPY HOUR" line

Oh! good question, uh...hm... probably..

IT'S SCRAPPY HOUR!

eh? eh? not bad.

[notthelamestguyever]

hey guys, I'm back from the home Depot!

[notthelamestguyever]

I just got braces today and now I realize I should've picked Blue to clash with Aquamarine instead of yellow 😭

what can I say? aquamarine and blue are the coolest colours!

[notthelamestguyever]

what...what the hell is a delta roon. why are there children here. WHY IS ONE OF THEM BARNEY THE DINOSAUR????

[notthelamestguyever]

it's pride month, guys! you know what that means!

{walks away without saying anything}

[dynamite-annie]

huh

what

do you want me to like

destroy a gay buildingg with a gay mace

waht

[notthelamestguyever]

:)

[notthelamestguyever]

it's pride month, guys! you know what that means!

{walks away without saying anything}

[notthelamestguyever]

Can I join your relationship please I’ll treat you both right please danny please

I'M CALLING BRULO'S HR

[tigerthelily3000]

[notthelamestguyever]

what do you mean does he know?

what don't I know??

WHAT DON'T I KNOW????

[tigerthelily3000]

So like.. yes..? Or.. I didn’t hear a no from you danny boyyy

[notthelamestguyever]

NO-

[tigerthelily3000]

Should’ve said that before I made that post

[thevoisereal]

Danton run away ASAP

[notthelamestguyever]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[tigerthelily3000]

Guys I’m getting married to @notthelamestguyever and nina, his wife, insert her @ here

[notthelamestguyever]

WHAR

[tigerthelily3000]

Pucker up rn

[notthelamestguyever]

[tigerthelily3000]

Guys I’m getting married to @notthelamestguyever and nina, his wife, insert her @ here

[notthelamestguyever]

WHAR

[notthelamestguyever]

Can I join your relationship please I’ll treat you both right please danny please

I'M CALLING BRULO'S HR

[tigerthelily3000]

[notthelamestguyever]

what do you mean does he know?

what don't I know??

WHAT DON'T I KNOW????

[tigerthelily3000]

So like.. yes..? Or.. I didn’t hear a no from you danny boyyy

[notthelamestguyever]

NO-

[notthelamestguyever]

Can I join your relationship please I’ll treat you both right please danny please

I'M CALLING BRULO'S HR

[tigerthelily3000]

[notthelamestguyever]

what do you mean does he know?

what don't I know??

WHAT DON'T I KNOW????

[notthelamestguyever]

Can I join your relationship please I’ll treat you both right please danny please

I'M CALLING BRULO'S HR

[notthelamestguyever]

How is your relationship with your wife

DANTON I CAN TREAT YOU BETTER..

my wife and I love each other so much! we work, we sleep together, I try to fix something in the house, I inevitably break it more, she hires another handyman, I get into an argument with him..

...a happy marriage!

[notthelamestguyever]

Old Man Alert

hey, I'm young in spirit! I'm not old. just..experienced!

[dynamite-annie]

if he says he's not 46 years old, but instead "lvl 46" i am going to blow up a building for no reainson

[notthelamestguyever]

...is the building gonna be my house?

[dynamite-annie]

depends

[notthelamestguyever]

depends on what

[notthelamestguyever]

Old Man Alert

hey, I'm young in spirit! I'm not old. just..experienced!

[dynamite-annie]

if he says he's not 46 years old, but instead "lvl 46" i am going to blow up a building for no reainson

[notthelamestguyever]

...is the building gonna be my house?

[notthelamestguyever]

Old Man Alert

hey, I'm young in spirit! I'm not old. just..experienced!

[notthelamestguyever]

You got the perfect color combo! Blue and Green hits really nice!

THANK YOU! I knew it, I knew that Anton didn't know what he was talking about when he said I looked like a walking pool toy!

[oscar106official]

Ayyyyyyyyyy!

[notthelamestguyever]

Ayyyy!!!!

{finger guns- Danton stop doing that you're 46.}