Coffee Break!

Triple Muse sideblog to ribbitingrunner

[resourcesfortheavergaeroleplayer]

Truth Serum!: your muses can now ask mine anything and they will be forced to answer honestly!

Or you can send anons!

[nottheonlyones]

pern1c1ous‌:

I could trim you down a few inches, if it would make you feel better.

Yeah, no thanks. I’m fine.

[nottheonlyones]

pern1c1ous‌:

I’m 6′5. Hhardly supernatural. Mmmn. I like how refreshingly right you are.

I’m only half a foot shorter than you, asshole.

Eugh. You don’t have to be so creepy about it.

[nottheonlyones]

> Your name is… Well, it doesn’t matter. No one ever calls you by your name. No one even calls you by your old nickname. The only thing anyone ever calls you is Itchy. Alternatively, “that asshole in yellow”, but it doesn’t roll off the tongue quite as well.

> Pushing away from your desk, you grab your mug and head for the office coffee maker. You desperately need some of that godsent caffeine to keep you going at… What time is it? 3 AM? Not that bad. You wish you were at home with your cat, but you’ve still got plenty of paperwork to do. This is what you get for always pushing your reports off to the last second. Granted, you always get it done right on time, having the stacks of folders on Crowbar and Snowman’s desks waiting for them for when they come in the next morning.

> Oh great, it’s empty. You’re fairly certain there had been at least a mug left last time you were here, and there’s no one else in the room with you right now. Now you have to wait. At the very least it leaves you to have some time with your thoughts, something you rarely allow yourself to have. Let’s see...

> Nope. Not happening.

> All you can think about is work. The bank robberies, the hold ups, the muggings, the GTAs… Everything in your reports are just bouncing around your head all willy nilly, it’s a miracle they haven’t driven you mad yet. Rubbing your eyes to try to ground yourself and clear your mind, you sigh.

> It’s going to be a long night.

[nottheonlyones]

pern1c1ous‌:

Quite small, I was right. You would be an interesting ssnack. I presume you work with fools, which makes you a fool.

How tall are you that 5′11″ is small?

And yeah. I work with idiots and I’m an idiot myself. I’m not even gonna refute that.

[nottheonlyones]

pern1c1ous‌:

Hmm. Itchy. Yes, I have a good idea now of who you are. Small, I assume? Pitiful, mouthy, fun to knock around.

5′11″, thank you very much.

And I can’t say that you’re wrong exactly, considering my coworkers seem to think the same despite all efforts to prove otherwise.

[nottheonlyones]

pern1c1ous‌:

You should learn to hhold your tongue lest you tempt the devil. Mmm. Who are you.

Whether or not I tempt the devil he always seems to bite me in the ass.

Detective Ezekiel Nikolić, but most people call me Itchy. You’ve probably heard of some kind of alt of me.

[nottheonlyones]

@pern1c1ous started following you

An Innovator. Exactly what I needed. Try not to cause too much trouble around here, thanks.

[moved-discrimenatdeprehendr-blog]

What’s up it’s Dallas

Made a new blog for an indie Deadeye Detective here! Like or reblog if you want to interact!

[scoffing-the-law]

nottheonlyones

Worse than usual, that’s for sure.

Honestly I just want to go home and have a drink.

Hope things get better for you, darlin’

[nottheonlyones]

Me too, Sydney. Me too.

[nottheonlyones]

scoffing-the-law‌:

Sorry, sorry. I’ll lay off

Sounds like you had a rough day 😕

Worse than usual, that’s for sure.

Honestly I just want to go home and have a drink.

[nottheonlyones]

You’d think that if someone knocks over your papers by accident they’d offer to help pick them up. I hate this precinct.

[scoffing-the-law]

Need someone to pick you up, darlin’? 😘

[nottheonlyones]

I’m genuinely unsure as to how to respond to this other than “no, I don’t.”

[nottheonlyones]

You’d think that if someone knocks over your papers by accident they’d offer to help pick them up. I hate this precinct.

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

#team checks themselves out in every reflective surface they walk by

[blueberryuserboxes]

[nottheonlyones]

diamentechiaro‌:

Hm. It’s strange to think about an alternate of mine being a detective, but I suppose there are odder things.

I’m well enough. How are you.

Strange to think about a DD that isn't a detective, but to each their own.

Could be better, could be worse, could be not swamped in paperwork that my coworkers are too lazy to finish.

[nottheonlyones]

wristickings‌:

I don’t hate it. It keeps possibilities and chances of what will happen open. It’s stressful, but it’s nothing we can’t handle. granted, there’s the ocassional missing pieces in favor of new, important pieces, but i wouldn’t worry too harshly on that.

What kind of car?

yeah ill pass

shes a 1928 cadillac 

got an armored body and bullet proof windows and a custom engine

all that good stuff