take your heart ❤

hi the police doesnt know about tumblr. you can ask us things maybe

[notthephantomthievesreal]

hey phanboys and phangirls!

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its NOT the real phantom thieves ok NOT REAL (wink)

the police doesnt even know this place exists so we thought itd be fun to talk here.

(crow and queen said this is a horrible idea but its ok - JOKER)

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THE TEAM

JOKER (WILDCARD! THE LEADER!)

MONA (THIEF EXPERT!)

SKULL (THE BRAWNS!)

PANTHER (FIREPOWER!)

FOX (ASETHETICS!)

QUEEN (THE NEURONS!)

ORACLE (HACKERMAN!)

NOIR (TEA-TIME!)

CROW (SOMETIMES!)

VIOLET (SO GRACEFUL!)

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OOC: this is a blog where the phantom thieves can talk to randos on the internet. this is kinda timed after crow joins but before the arrest i guess. lets pretend theyre still popular at that point ok. phineas and ferb logic where summer never ends i suppose? sure. i just wanted to include everyone lol

this is meant to be silly. the police will never find them here because the police is too afraid of tumblr. so dont take anything too seriously haha lets just have fun. still dont ask weird shit ok. nothing you wouldnt ask a real 17-18 year old. you can ask any member anything. sometimes ill post on my own. they will sign everything. i can do doodles too perhaps.

also i guess it would be nice for u guys to stay in character and not ask stuff that u shouldnt know like.. u know personal things cuz no one is supposed to know that etc etc. but again this is silly so like. just go with the flow

for joker im mostly basing his personality on my own p5 protag, sergio. but just assume normal joker shenanigans apply.

thats it have fun!

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[notthephantomthievesreal]

LMFAOOOO as if joker would like the admin like that LOLLLLLLL losing it

UH HAHAHAHA YEAH LOL ahahahahahafghgaaaaaaaaaa- JOKER

buddy thats too many a's... - ORACLE

[phansiteofficial]

If you're going to ask out Joker, you should have a bouquet of flowers ready.

Wh.

Wheres thiscoming from???

[notthephantomthievesreal]

😦😦😦😦 - JOKER

[notthephantomthievesreal]

Is everybody really going to give up their dreams?

huh?....oh... how.. how do you know about that...? wait. wait a second.. it's not YOU is it...?

if it is. tch. dedicated are we? me and CROW are not changing our minds anytime soon, sorry. and neither are my friends. i don't really want to talk to you. - JOKER

[notthephantomthievesreal]

Hhhsaha hiii crow its uh. Bren a while.

.let me try that agaujn.

Ahem. Hi,Crow. It's been a while! I'm sure you look just as good as you did last we spoke,if not better. I sense a certain...freedom about you that hadn't been so present before? Am I incorrect?

I like it. If there was something that inspired you to live more authentically and ...spread your wings (forgive my pun) I'm truly happy to hear it! That prospect would only endear me further.

I should cease my words before they get...embarrassing to say the least. I hope you're well.

-Crow liker♡

Ah, hello. Yes, of course I remember you.

Hah... thank you. Excuse me for saying it like this but... you are a strange person. Don't get me wrong... I appreciated your encouragement way back then. It's just a bit, how to say this... impossible to understand your fascination with me. I don't get it. You remind me a bit of our idiot leader. Sorry, that's too harsh even for me. - CROW

HEY..!!!??? : (((( - JOKER

go away cat freak. you are so nosy. Anyways. Anon, you are.... very perceptive. Only through written text in the internet can you glean all that? You aren't wrong though. Yes, i guess it has affected even my manner of typing. I couldn't bear to type the way I did before. Not anymore. I'm done pretending to be something I never was.

Thank you for the well wishes. I am... I think i found the place I truly belong to. I hope you do too, one day, anon. - CROW

:3c CROWWWW..!!!! that's so sweet... aweeeeee come here - JOKER

Ugh. Could you let me type in peace for once. Fucking hell with you. This is why I never talk here. I sincerely hope you get run over today. - CROW

[notthephantomthievesreal]

Violet! Wow! It's so cool to see you on here! You're the newest member,right? Is the rumor true that you're a gymnast?

...I hope the training for that is uh... humane.

Aaaanyway... thanks for keeping us all safe!

-@phansiteofficial

Oh hi! JOKER-senpai told me about you! Mishima-senpai, right? Thank you for your hard work on the phansite. :-)

Yes, I am the newest member! I need to try hard to keep up with everyone else.. thankfully JOKER and CROW-senpai are like my personal trainers, haha... one is so kind and the other is.. CROW-senpai. But both of them have taught me so much. I'm very grateful.

And yes, wow! I never thought a rumor like that would spread so quickly... you guys are impressive. I am a gymnast, yes. No one very big or impressive yet, but my dream is to become recognized one day... it's something personal, sorry. And ahha, don't worry! I'm perfectly fine. In fact I need to do even more. Thank you for the kind words, though, Mishima-senpai.

And of course. It feels.. a bit weird to hear that, since it hasn't been long since I joined but. I will try my best, I promise. I won't let anyone down. - VIOLET

[notthephantomthievesreal]

Sumire, what do you think of Akechi?

CROW-senpai..? Ah well..! He's umm.. he's defientely not what i expected! But in a good way! I think.

He's very. Ah.. brutal when fighting... but he's also very smart and reliable. He helped me and JOKER-senpai a bit back.. i owe him a lot. He can be really blunt but i think a bit of blunt-ness is necessary to learn sometimes!

I... have heard what he did before from the others. I don't... I don't think i can quite judge from my standpoint. But i understand how everyone else feels. Personally... I think he is really a kind person, despite everything. But that's just how I feel. How everyone else feels about him is entirely valid as well.

I enjoy hanging out with JOKER and CROW-senpai. We like to visit cafés and dessert shops together..

I'm sorry. I'm rambling a lot today. Thank you for the question. -VIOLET

[notthephantomthievesreal]

:O! Violet is here????

Hi! Ah, yes, I'm here! JOKER-senpai always lets us hang around in his house. I think you guys know he lives in a café? I hate being a bother, but he says its fine to just "crash" anytime. I would love advertising the café but....I think it's better to keep it a secret :-)

Ah, sorry, i tend to ramble. Please feel free to ask me anything else.

-VIOLET

[notthephantomthievesreal]

Were those pancakes delicious?

...i know what you're trying to do. but i don't have the time for this. - CROW

YES THEY WERE hahaha little bastard asked for 5 more ^_^ little stupid idiot bird ~~~ man DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT- JOKER

AUGH they got him mid sentence..... anyways yes!!! JOKER makes really good pancakes nwhehehe. thinking of making them an actual menu item? yes? sound off in the comments - ORACLE

[phansiteofficial]

Are you bi or gay?

Nice to meet you too,jeez! That was quick!

Um.. I guess the truth is,I don't know...

[phansiteofficial]

I......

I like guys. I know that...

[notthephantomthievesreal]

no way. ai generated - ORACLE

[notthephantomthievesreal]

heyyy how's mona today!! how are the rest of you as well!

hey ! i'm alright!!! thanks!! another lazy morning.... but we are eating pancakes today for breakfast. JOKER's cooking is getting even better somehow!! - MONA

NOT a good morning. CROW put his fucking elbow on my ribs. i think something broke.... - JOKER

dont be so damn dramatic. who was the dumbass who begged me to not sleep on the couch? you're fine. - CROW

CMON man dont say those things here i have a reputation to uphold still!!!! i understand you dont give a shit about that but some of us are actually Upstanding Citizens!! - JOKER

you should do stand up comedy. you're hilarious. - CROW

SOME BITCH IS NOT GONNA GET ANY FUCKING PANCAKES!!!!! - JOKER

and good morning to you as well???? as you can see everything is as usual..! oh, INARI is here today too. think he has pancake sensors?? - ORACLE

i do not have anything of the sort. don't spread rumors. i just enjoy the wonderful ambience of the mornings here. - FOX

i wouldnt describe it with those words but. i think i get what you mean eheheheh. cant get this anywhere else ~~ - ORACLE

[notthephantomthievesreal]

OK MOD POST

okii we're gonna do this!!!

for the next 7 days, we will travel to the future!!! by that i mean, the answers will be for the third sem/post game etc..! so feel free to ask fun questions you couldnt before : D

epic features and details

sumi is now avaliable for questions

we will pretend the phantom thieves are relevant post game/third sem

goro is here because i say so but he probably disappeared for a bit (again) before coming back lol

find everything out on your own : 3c

after the event we return to normal programming and no one will remember any of the future questions obviously ^_^ i could bring this back again sometimes if u guys like it ~

thank you, mod out : )

[notthephantomthievesreal]

i love marbles im going to mail him fish

THANK YOU i think hed appreciate that . he likes to eat fish but i cant afford it all the time.. ah sadly i really shouldnt give out my PO box... ahm....what to do... - JOKER

[notthephantomthievesreal]

The phantom thieves weren't busy throwing a party for a member yesterday THEY WERE NOT!!! if you hear this dont believe it its liberal propaganda -JOKER

[notthephantomthievesreal]

Happy Birthday to Rise and Akechi! It must be nice to be born on this month.

Oh my god im sorry anon i lost this in the. Mailbox. - ORACLE

Wait. Rise like... THE Rise??? Risette??? ah, i guess so.. I dont know why you'd tell us this but thanks. I am kind of a fan i suppose..I have a poster of Risette on my room.. im thinking of getting another one..

Also huh. Akechi? Mr detective? That Akechi??! do not speak his name this is an akechi hater zone. Hope that guy trips and self destructs. I hear hes such a loser actually and he sucks at cooking

WAIT haha. . Actually my good friend CROW is the biggest Akechi hater. Yes hates that guy so much its unreal. Right? - JOKER

^^ hate is such a strong word! But naturally as all our fans know, mr akechi has expressed his disapproval on our mission... although, JOKER, hasn't he recently changed his views a bit? - CROW

Ugh. Yeah i guess. fine. Tch. Hes ok hes a. An ok guy i think sure whatever. Happy birthday to that nerd . Hope you LIVE another week at least!;!! - JOKER

I'm sure he'd be delighted to read this ^^ - CROW

[phansiteofficial]

Do you have a favorite flower?

I've never really thought about it...

I guess the gladiolus! Petunias too....

[notthephantomthievesreal]

wow... interesting information ^^ - JOKER

[notthephantomthievesreal]

dont know if this has been answered but whos the funny lil kittycat in the blog avatar!!!

ah zing!!! i thought no one would ask!! that's my cat ... his name is M.. Marbles. Yes Marbles my cat. I found him as a stray. he sits like a guy sometimes - JOKER

Yes yes marbles we all know him. Good ol marbles the normal cat. - PANTHER

I hear Marbles is a really fly guy . A real charmer. A real gentleman even - MONA

Well i hear that Marbles is a jerk. He bit my ankles the other day...!! - SKULL

Well what did you do to Marbles???! You had it coming. - MONA

guys. - ORACLE