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𝗡𝗢 𝗬𝗘𝗘𝗧.

[notuceyjuicy]

USOOOOOOOOO! ⸻      ↷      jimmy uso // jonathan fatu. no yeet, himothy himself. unserious at the wrong time, and self proclaimed hater of the year towards to his brother jey. deep down, he tries to be the best he can possibly be for his family, but it never comes easy. acknowledges and dabbles in both kayfabe and non—kayfabe.

divorced and trying his best, the mother of his children is an npc. respectfully, i will not post any photos of his children as they deserve privacy as much as possible. all plots are open, and connections are welcomed! i'll try my best to update the connections as much as possible.

[itsroxyp]

yeaaaah, if our only interaction included you being pretty weird about women, i don’t really think we’re getting be all that close :/ it’s a good thought though!

[notuceyjuicy]

damn... who being weird?

[headbangaa]

if you wouldn't pimp out your own grandma to get your old tag partner back, were you ever even friends at all?

[notuceyjuicy]

ay yo? @maineventuso, you tryna slap meemaw?

[unbiasedsaint]

LETS GO, BRING IT SUCKA!!

[notuceyjuicy]

YERRR.

[rollinsrevolution]

i personally wanted him to do it. sometimes murder is the only option.

[rollinsrevolution]

as long as you don't make it seem premeditated, it's not as bad of a charge. watching cold case files and the first 48 has taught me enough.

[notuceyjuicy]

ay yo.. im now worried uce.

[unbiasedsaint]

you know what? lets go, put your money where you mouth is because as far as i am concerned you can't and won't beat me.

[notuceyjuicy]

OH THAT'S IT, FIGHT ME.

[rollinsrevolution]

i personally wanted him to do it. sometimes murder is the only option.

[notuceyjuicy]

murder is always the option.

[unbiasedsaint]

you want to go? because we can go and i'll prove to you why i'm the greatest. how does your brother say this ... you'll get a yeetdown?

[notuceyjuicy]

mannn, you ain't finna whoop nothing! imma beat you in uno, on god.

[chelseagreens]

you had me at the chance to stare at roman, smurfette. 😍 plus, who could say no to a cute pink shirt??

[chelseagreens]

some of your bloodline are just so delightful to stare at. 🥰

[notuceyjuicy]

yeaaa.. we are delightful huh? 😌

[chelseagreens]

you had me at the chance to stare at roman, smurfette. 😍 plus, who could say no to a cute pink shirt??

[notuceyjuicy]

REAL.

[unbiasedsaint]

is there a cheerleading position one can take for these events? because if that is the case ... allow me to put my name in the pot for that. i fear my clumsiness would far supersede my ability to do any and all challenges. i can whip everyone's behind in a game of uno though.

[unbiasedsaint]

excuse me?? it's not at all cap ... i'm the uno mastah.

[notuceyjuicy]

all cap, no bars. you gotta prove yourself, mastah.

[unbiasedsaint]

is there a cheerleading position one can take for these events? because if that is the case ... allow me to put my name in the pot for that. i fear my clumsiness would far supersede my ability to do any and all challenges. i can whip everyone's behind in a game of uno though.

[notuceyjuicy]

calling cap. 100%.

[itsroxyp]

JOIN WWE TEAM (team name tbd) AND YOU’LL GET EASY ACCESS TO A WIN AND CUTE PINK T-SHIRT!!

if you’re from wwe and you don’t join i’ll be seeing you personally……..

also… roman’s on the team so… you can drool over him so…

[notuceyjuicy]

# short captain squad. that should be our name, ngl.

[bitws-deactivated20250721]

@notuceyjuicy not you got secret admirer's LMFAOOOOO

[bitws-deactivated20250721]

mind you, you're the bitch.

[notuceyjuicy]

i know you ain't calling me no bitch rn, you tryna fight at the bread store????? on god???

[mayhemtea]

is jimmy single? 👀

Yes! I have yet to see anyone go after him.

[bitws-deactivated20250721]

he's STINKY btw.

[notuceyjuicy]

this is why i'm advocating for priest to throw yo ass out on the street btw.

[bitws-deactivated20250721]

@notuceyjuicy not you got secret admirer's LMFAOOOOO

[notuceyjuicy]

don't hate! whoever tryna holler, speak up! don't let my bitchass brother scare you away.

[beachorange-deactivated20241106]

my co-workers are so scary what the fuck

[notuceyjuicy]

keep that shit over there.