Rule 6

Hey I'm Ashley, I'm 21 and I'm just trying to stay awake, stay alive and stay classy. I'm also Alex Turner's fiancé but don't spread that too much, we value our privacy. Check out my bands only blog @rutherford-turner

[dont-touch-my-juice]

please watch this john mulaney bit from snl of him complaining about how computers ask us if we are robots it is hilarious 10/10 would recommend

[darcystarlizzie]

Alex Turner: better than you at everything

[stormwaterwitch]

Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

[twitterlols]

[girlwhonaps]

Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Some girls are made of sarcasm and wine and everything is fine.

[mmshawty]

I’m made of whiskey and tits and everything is lit

[melonmemes]

Title

[aplpaca]

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

[earthdad]

[lifeinpoetry]

& if I were to forgive you (& I know I could) who would be left who would be left                          to forgive me?

— Hieu Minh Nguyen, from “Afterwards,” published in Hobart

[lilgivenchyprincess]

[unpredictablememes]

[alritepetal]

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a little something something to brighten everyone’s day

[steviepsyclone]

Quality post

[franzanth]

10:30 me: let’s do a quick squid sketch 11:30 me: …what just happened

[jellys]

How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later

[twitterlols]

[chikadee-deactivated20180625]

[thugprincesssss]

oh god😂😂

[curlsandstems]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭