((screaming))

sorry my blog is a fucking wreck I rly do not tag anything so watch out I guess

[helga-grinduil]

fucking obsessed with this

[thickness-protection-program]

You are microwave safe. You are dishwasher safe. You will not turn orange after one use. You will not deform under boiling water.

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[honeyrolls]

Heart Lemon 🍋 / Star Lemon 🍋

[archipelagoofliterarynonsense]

I wanted to put a more positive spin on the popular skeleton leaving meme

[peaceful-rest-valley]

The Case of Hana & Alice (2015)

Directed by Shunji Iwai

[catmask]

sometimes u read tumblr drama where u instantly know that no one involved is employed

[catmask]

alternatively: as employment is not inherently a moral value i will also add on: hobbyless

[themythicalcodfish]

tags passed peer review

[quezify]

Help! I clicked on a video called "Non Stop Sucking Party" and now I have a bloodletting fetish!

[plumnou]

ac villagers who are sweet & kind (not ketchup apparently)

[omgislena-blog]

[ygosideblog]

who keeps giving her these things

[frommetrunui]

[super-saiyan-rose]

she ends up condemned too D:

[princesspornstar-deactivated201]

damn bitch get it together

[estrogenpatchnotes]

[megadethzenbu-deactivated202011]

She’s a Darklord now too

[ashestoashesjc]

[spdy4]

This what my phone translates the last card to

[ygosideblog]

hey guys guess what

her old friends joined her

[smooththegoofyshark]

Good for them fuck shit up ladies

[boobiemom]

I wanna add those two girls’ names as cards, and they’re pretty great names. 

Also they are 100% drawn to be placed at Condemned Darklord’s sides. 

This is what peak polyamory looks like.

[parkchanwoohoo]

me being strangled by someone who rightfully wants me dead: lmaooo i can't believe how bad u wanna fuck me

[kidgokart]

if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

[kidgokart]

and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

my friend asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend because her parents are homophobic af but they ended up hating me so much that they were glad when she said she was gay task failed successfully

[industrialsocietyanditsfuture]

my fav quote by freud is definitely the one where hes writing to his fiancee and hes like im gonna make you eat so much you are just a little weak baby and im a big cokehead

[industrialsocietyanditsfuture]

FOUND IT

[memewhore]

[memeuplift]

[thedankmemes]