notyouraverageoctopus

If you know me, I'm sorry. If you don't know me, we should get to know each other so I can be sorry, yo.

[dogblogging]

[katie-mcgrath]

[aisforarthur]

[macleod]

in less than three years we will have adults born in the 2000’s 

[macleod]

the funny thing about this is that both people born in the 2000s are reblogging this freaking out because they arent ready to be adults and people who were born before the 2000s are freaking out about how they feel old and that it cant be happening because all people born in the 2000s are like 4

[worldofthecutestcuties]

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

[peachsap-deactivated20141130]

[roobics]

my kind of glory hole

[meladoodle]

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’ “what?”  haha owned you’re going to jail

[boredpanda]

Illustrator Turns People’s Deepest And Darkest Fears Into Comics

[playstationgirl]

Okay and now there are several new things I’m afraid of.

[snorlaxatives]

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

[sprinkleofbrandi]

If My Period Was A Person ft. Connor Franta

[enoughiswhateveryouhave]

I was really confused for the first few gifs because I thought he was supposed to represent Japan

[pushforwardd]

THAT LADY ACTUALLY SPITS OUT HER COFFEE 

[lux-god-of-light-deactivated202]

"Yeah we do"

[imjustjoshying-deactivated20160]

The girl in the background is just do appalled.

[kidspast]

i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me

[share]

can we just take a moment to appreciate pugs

I mean c’mon look at these cute

stupid ass

lil mother truckers

I want 50

[oill-spill]

[prairiepow]

Snakes

[zestyzoobops]

UNMUTE IT

[tibets]

[dadpilates]

what’s the password

[a-night-in-wonderland]

One size fits all….