a different one, right then?

'Call me Constantine. First name's not your business. What is your business is how I might be able to help you help me.' [ indie oc roleplay blog ]

[notyourconstantine-blog]

does anyone want a starter 

[notyourconstantine-blog]

elastiigirl‌:

     Trust me, I’m fine.

[ she expands to stand a few feet above them. ]

Oh-ho! Didn’t think your legs could get any longer, love. Maybe I need a little protection from you, maybe?

[notyourconstantine-blog]

elastiigirl‌:

     Seriously? Nowhere you’re going, kid.

You sure about that? Dangerous place for a lady to be walking alone, this part of town.

[notyourconstantine-blog]

@elastiigirl

*Whistles* Well, hello there, bird. Fine legs you have there. Where are they walking you to?

[notyourconstantine-blog]

does anyone want a starter 

[notyourconstantine-blog]

hewwo I am interested in coming back to this blog

[notyourconstantine-blog]

      “Ah, nice and brisk out. Perfect weather to be laying out on benches.” Perfect weather for the cons and pockets being far and few between. If only there was someone to talk up and lean on their charity. There was a lot of charity in the states, right? How they got their rocks off, feeling all good and shit.

[foxbullfrog]

the most intense stand-off to take place in all 9 seasons of the x-files

[brainiacsdaughter-blog]

  “Oh no! When did that happen!?” She can’t help but be sarcastic.

   “Seriously though. Sprock off.”

[notyourconstantine-blog]

    “You asked what I was staring at and I answered. No need to be pissy. Can’t exactly go through life and expect people not to stare, you’re fucking green.”

[ieesdaedelpoep-blog]

  “You never crash Mom’s shows. Or Zach’s.”

[notyourconstantine-blog]

    “Oh, piss off.”

[brainiacsdaughter-blog]

@notyourconstantine

   “What are you looking at?”

[notyourconstantine-blog]

    “You’re green.”

[ruinsofxerxes]

[fooboo24]

WATCHU GONNA DO ABOUT IT

[ieesdaedelpoep-blog]

   “And you were drunk!”

[notyourconstantine-blog]

    “So?”

[ieesdaedelpoep-blog]

  “Because you walked up on stage, and pulled a decapitated rabbit head out of my hat!”

   “Who even let you in!?”

[notyourconstantine-blog]

     “I let myself in. Security took a nice little break. You should be thanking me. Paying me too.”

[ieesdaedelpoep-blog]

    “Avia thinks it’s cute.”

[notyourconstantine-blog]

      “I don’t give two shits what your gi’lfriend thinks. I don’t think it’s cute, I think it’s annoying. So sod it. Let’s go back to talking about your show blowing up in your face.”

[ieesdaedelpoep-blog]

   “Ckuf uoy. I od tahw I tnaw.”

[notyourconstantine-blog]

            “...” Smacks him upside the head. “Don’t fuck with me.”

[notyourconstantine-blog]

me: i dont actually want john and zee together as a long standing relationship or anything me: sees a panel of them being sweet together me: screeches