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33, flesh and blood woman ● connoisseur of fine literature (smut) and art (filth) ● here to chat and find community ● this is an adults only space - mdni ● likes are nsfw and likely to feature taboo fantasies such as fauxcest, ddlg, cnc, etc ● if such things offend you, kindly block/avert your eyes

[notyouremotionalinc3stdiary]

Not posting titty pics cuz I want someone to love me for my goofy dumbass personality, and not just for my giant juicy yonkers.

[thememedaddy]

[forsakenthots]

[yourtwistedprincess]

Zooming in on your nudes so I can see what's on your bookshelf

[raveniveehairy]

[notyouremotionalinc3stdiary]

Body hair will always be more erotic to me than anything. Don't get me wrong, I'll look at a naked human form pretty much either way. Barbie smooth parts are just fine, totally innofensive. But those images feel kind of...sanitized, to me. Pretty, but a bit boring. Nice enough to look at, but inspires nothing

When I see a bush I can't control myself. I want to run my fingers through it and test the texture of their curls. I want to put my nose in it and breathe it in like a cat huffing catnip.

Maybe that's why some people prefer it bare. So they can remain civilized. We must be better than dogs sniffing each other's crotches. Those thoughts have no place in proper society.

[greedysadistdaddi]

Jokes on you. You made me cum now you have to keep me. No take backsies

[wealthyman4you]

[notyouremotionalinc3stdiary]

I am an upsetting amount of horny right now. Over the legal limit. Double the recommended dose. Possession with the intent to distribute without a license. The metaphor is getting away from me, but you get the idea.

[johnnyslittleanimalblog]

[rosieandthemoon]

[sweetreddelicious-59]

#my post 🍎 #his

[dii3ad]

[notyouremotionalinc3stdiary]

PSA to the younger guys. Y’all seem to think that girls only like guys with an 8-pack. Or that you have to drive an expensive sports car, bang your cheekbones with a hammer every day, etc etc.

Guess what? Most of us don’t care about ANY of that. We like competency. Just be good at something - almost anything - and be passionate about it in public. That’s it. That’s the cheat code. Find something you like, get good at it, and put it online. It’s like catnip to us girlies.

Oh, and be nice! Practice your listening skills. Be thoughtful and useful. Take care of yourself. Smell good. It’s that easy, I promise, boys ❤️.

[notyouremotionalinc3stdiary]

Just found out that when circumstances are manipulated to achieve a specific outcome, the term for that is “jury rigged” and not “Jerry rigged” 😑. I would say this is a PSA, but I think I’m alone on this one. I don’t even know how I got here.

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[tiramistupid]

the lowest, sleepiest “hi baby” they mumble as you join them in bed and nuzzle yourself under their arm