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Oblivious Gains
“I mean look at this!” Zach nearly shouted holding up his shirt revealing a near perfect 8 pack and a vicious V of abdominal muscles.
His friend Elm just rolled his eyes again. “Man, if you keep holding up your shirt to show off your so called ‘new muscles’ I’m gonna think you’re just being cocky. For the last time, I don’t see anything different. Did you get a new row of abs or something?”
The frightened muscle brute shook his head nervously, his huge body quaking in anxiety. Anyone looking would see quite an uncharacteristic demeanor for someone so huge.
“No! I’m saying all of THIS is new.” Zach said using his huge hand to gesture to his entire 6′8 form. “One moment I’m on my way to the Chem building for class, the next I’m screaming out in the middle of the quad as my body begins growing. It hurt a lot! My legs are still sore from how much they stretched out and my arms feel so heavy when I’m walking. My feet are still scarred from bursting through my sneakers!”
“If I could roll my eyes anymore they would be. Zach now I know you’re just making shit up. But fine I’ll humor you. You say you were this 5 foot tall shrimpy dude this morning. Fine. That doesn’t explain why you’re not walking around naked after you supposedly tore up all your clothes with some miraculous growth spurt only you remember.” Elm replied half heartedly.
Zach gave a very solemn attempt at looking pouty, which appeared down right odd on his bearded adonis of a face. “Well after I was covered in scraps of clothes they all reformed into what I’m wearing now… Come on! When do I ever wear these tight workout shirts! Or this really thigh high track shorts! And these feet are so big they’re practically poking out of my sandals.”
The two reluctantly opened the doors to the Chemistry building. “You literally wear stuff like that all the time. Look. It was fun on the walk over here, but now it’s getting old and we’re late for class. If you want to complain about how you don’t know how you got all these huge muscles, bearded face, and deep booming voice without ever working out or having the genetics for it, get in line. I’ve been complaining about that for years. Now shut up because Professor Bravermin hates when we whisper during his class. You always get us caught with your foghorn of a voice.”
With that last comment Zach finally admitted defeat and took a seat in the admittedly small desks of the lecture hall. His long hairy legs pushing the seat in front of him and his wide shoulders accidentally knocking over someone’s bag. If not for his well trimmed beard his blushing cheeks would be clear to see. He had no idea how he’d gained nearly 2 feet in height or why no one rememberd him otherwise, but he just hoped it wouldn’t get in the way of his normal life. After all he still had run the video game club later today, he just hoped he wouldn’t crush the small controllers.
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Back at the Quad
“What the fuck man? You actually believe you were handed a magic book? You’re even dumber than I thought.” Bill the football jock said to his teammate Greg.
“You’re the dumbass. I said I found a book from that weird old house that overlooks the football field. My tutor said it was in Latin and one of the spells would cause someone to be the perfect athlete.”
“Hate to break it to you man, but you look the same as yesterday.” Bill laughed shoving his teammates shoulder.
“I know I do idiot. I don’t know what I did wrong… I said the stupid spell while I was walking through the quad right before I bumped into nerdy Zach. Guess this thing was a load of crap. Last time I listen to my tutor.” Greg growled as they walked into class.
Bill stifled a laugh. “You can hardly call Zach a nerd man. He’s got about 6 inches and a whole lot of muscle over you. We get you’re jealous but leave the guy alone.”
His friend continued to laugh as Greg looked at him perplexed. He had no idea what Bill was talking about. However, once he sat down for class he felt a large thump at the back of his seat. Turning around he was met with the biggest guy he’d ever seen. Part of him was terrified, part of him was jealous, but the other wanted to get to know this new hunk.
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