make it so

laura | 25 | all legs and no heart

[sumeiru]

yms192455631

[kaienmaart]

two queens

[littlemisspipebomb]

@vampyre-soul

[ladyhistory]

Me entering any museum: man I’m so excited to learn all the things

Also me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP

[wandering-elf]

There are two dragons inside of you. One hoards knowledge and the other hoards trinkets. They’re both very excited when you bring them to a museum

[coldswarkids]

you just know when someone in customer service says “thank you for your patience!!!!” they’re fighting for their lives that day

[criticalrolo]

me every day of my stupid little life: if i dont get a Little Treat in the next five minutes im going to die

[criticalrolo]

COME ON

[illyadarling]

[natalieironside]

Tired of enduring tribulations. Don't wanna be tribulated no more.

[sic-semper-hominibus]

[fairy-feather]

You want me to try Pilates? You want me to exercise with the dude who killed Jesus??

[immortalinferno]

[moonachilles]

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

[nitewrighter]

Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.” 

[theonlycabbage]

Mary Shelley said, "I can make him

[ashestoashesjc]

“lesser anteater” “lesser long-nosed bat” “lesser kudu” 

not lesser to me. never to me 

[uzucake]

[phannah--montana]

erik be like christine is afraid of me because of my face. my brother in christ you kidnapped her

[twerklina]

[omaaoc]

The queen is taking too long to die. I think we should send Christopher Eccleston in

[yoshisnothere-deactivated202006]

cute food from paper mario ttyd

[dilfhamlet]

[dilfhamlet]

the literal only funny tags on this entire post