The Softest Bean

dbh oc ask/rp blog | I'm not picky | strictly dickly | multiship | reading his info before interacting is preferred, but it's okay if you don't (under #info or #about the bean) | rp memes, ask memes and sentence starters are under the tag #sentence starters for easy access | mun is Jaspre | NSFW content tagged | check out his sister and best friend @adelaidepomegranate (my other blog)

[tomhardygallery]

[tenseteacher]

@nowihavetothinkofacleverusername

This is such a cute picture of you.

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

My Bella bean!

[tenseteacher]

ty sigh fly bye my try lie cry on TikTok

#bikes #cycle #woods #crash

@nowihavetothinkofacleverusername

Be glad I just do parkour and not this shit

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE

[oc-growth-and-development]

Imagine your OCs trying out tiktok dances

[tenseteacher]

Cameron could rock em, what about Tommy?

@nowihavetothinkofacleverusername

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

Tommy can do the renegade, but no one will ever see it

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

Do you ever just find yourself really missing @unbrokenloneliness? I used to rp with them, and it makes me sad that I don’t know what happened to them.

Yes!! I used to have their mun on another social media platform and they disappeared from that too :(

Wherever they are, I hope they're okay and living their best life.

[igotlostinslashland]

[princess-joseph]

“homoerotic undertones”

[involuntaryorange]

…most people came away from that movie thinking two things: one, Tom Hardy is a star, and two, where can I see him with his shirt off?

Oh, honey, where can’t you see him with his shirt off?

(with apologies to Dr. Seuss)

You can see him shirtless…

With a dog

On a jog

In a wig

With a cig

Spraying his pits

Holding his tits

Lying down

With a frown

In a rush

Holding a brush

Tom is shirtless here and there, Tom is shirtless everywhere.

[guiltypuknowme]

I’m crying this post has DONE THINGS TO ME

[tenseteacher]

@nowihavetothinkofacleverusername

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

"I like having my shirt off, what can I say?"

[catchymemes]

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

@tenseteacher “That’s you, I swear to shit”

[tenseteacher]

@nowihavetothinkofacleverusername

“Nooooo, me? Never.”

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

“Yes you fuckin would! I’d be on a call with someone who wants to adopt one of our kids at the center and you’d come scar those parents for life!”

[tenseteacher]

“You need to worry more about me being bored in quarantine. Ive decided to decorate the house.”

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

“Don’t you fuckin’ dare. I’ll take you to work with me and make you sit with the kids”

[tenseteacher]

“Too late.”

https://vm.tiktok.com/7933tB/

user1810518627259 on TikTok

user1810518627259's short video with ♬ Jawsh 685 | Laxed [SIREN BEAT]

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

"Oh my fuck, I hate you so much"

[catchymemes]

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

@tenseteacher “That’s you, I swear to shit”

[tenseteacher]

@nowihavetothinkofacleverusername

“Nooooo, me? Never.”

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

“Yes you fuckin would! I’d be on a call with someone who wants to adopt one of our kids at the center and you’d come scar those parents for life!”

[tenseteacher]

“You need to worry more about me being bored in quarantine. Ive decided to decorate the house.”

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

"Don't you fuckin' dare. I'll take you to work with me and make you sit with the kids"

[catchymemes]

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

@tenseteacher “That’s you, I swear to shit”

[tenseteacher]

@nowihavetothinkofacleverusername

“Nooooo, me? Never.”

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

"Yes you fuckin would! I'd be on a call with someone who wants to adopt one of our kids at the center and you'd come scar those parents for life!"

[catchymemes]

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

@tenseteacher "That's you, I swear to shit"

[alcoholixsocialitx]

I DARE YOU TO ANONYMOUSLY GIVE ME A NICKNAME

[bitchlegend-deactivated20150409]

Okay so I reblogged this post and

There are definitely two kinds of people

[deangetyourheadoutofyourgayass]

Bet come on

[nyamafriend]

YESYESYES P L E A S E

[fuckjerry]

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

Don't ask questions.

[babyanimalgifs]

This man rescued this pitbull after suffering from severe mange and this is them being reunited

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

// @adhdnightmare shared this with me saying that this is Tommy if he were to rescue a pup and iT'S TRUE

[memesbyziio]

kinky sinday.

send in kinks and my muse will tell you if they’re into it or not!

{ multimuse blogs please specify muse! }

[somanyrpmemes]

Ultimate sinday meme

Words

“Baby, come closer”

“God, you make me so hard/wet”

“Keep doing that…”

“F-fuck, that feels good”

“Strip for me. Now.”

“Let me take care of you”

“How do you want it?”

“Tell me what you want”

“Don’t cover your mouth, I want to hear you”

“I need you so badly”

“Is… is it going to hurt?”

“I promise, I’ll be gentle”

“Please, be gentle?”

“I love the way you look at me”

“Tell me if you need me to stop”

“G-God, don’t stop–”

“Spread your legs for me, love”

“Does this feel good?”

“You always surprise me”

“Want me to surprise you?”

“Would you wear this for me?”

“Looking for a good time?”

“You’re not allowed to cum until I say”

“Cum for me, [insert name/nickname here optionally]”

“W-what is that?”

“Can I touch you?”

“I love your moans”

“Kiss me again”

“Oh, the things I want to do to you…”

“Make me.”

Actions

🔴 For my muse to straddle/top yours

🔵 My muse begins nibbling your muse’s neck

🔶 My muse decides to wake yours up with oral sex

🔷 My muse slowly strips for yours

🔺 For my muse to slip their hand between your muse’s legs

🔻 My muse slowly undressing yours

⬛ My muse whispering dirty things in your muse’s ear

🔳 My muse gropes your muse’s backside

⚪ My muse joining yours in bathing (can be nsfw or sfw)

🔄 My muse worshipping your muse’s naked form

➕ My muse pushes yours to their knees

➰ My muse kisses yours with tongue involved

🔘 My muse begins to grind against yours while spooning

♣ Your muse finds mine wearing nothing but lingerie

Send +🔄 at the end for reverse!

Aftermath

“Are you okay?”

“How do you feel?”

“Please, tell me if I did anything wrong”

“Did you like that?”

“We should do this again”

“I’m okay”

“We are never doing this again”

“Ready for another round?”

“Oh god, that was amazing”

“Wanna share a shower?”

“That was fucking awful”

Kink

“How do you feel about rope?”

“Be a good girl/boy, and sit on my lap”

“I want you to scream my name tonight”

“That feels… weird”

“Remember the safeword, okay?”

“Are you into BDSM?”

“You’ve been a bad boy/girl”

“Punish me”

[rpmemes-galore]

💘  Valentine’s Day Prompts!   💘

send me  ‘ 💖 ‘  for your muse to ask mine out

send me  ‘ 💖+ ‘  for my muse to ask yours out

send me  ‘ 💍 ‘  for your muse to propose to mine

send me  ‘ 💍+ ‘  for my muse to propose to yours

send me  ‘ 😢 ‘  for your muse to breakup with mine

send me  ‘ 😢+ ‘  for my muse to breakup with yours

send me  ‘ 💋 ‘  for your muse to kiss mine on the lips

send m e ‘ 💋+ ‘  for my muse to kiss yours on the lips

send me  ‘ 💐 ‘  for your muse to give mine a bouquet

send me  ‘ 💐+ ‘  for my muse to give yours a bouquet

send me  ‘ 💌 ‘  for my muse to write yours a love letter

send me  ‘ 🧸 ‘  for your muse to give mine a stuffed toy

send me  ‘ 🧸+ ‘  for my muse to give yours a stuffed toy

send me  ‘ 🍫 ‘  for your muse to give mine a box of chocolate

send me  ‘ 🍫+ ‘  for my muse to give yours a box of chocolate 

send me  ‘ 💛 ‘  for our muses to go on an expensive, fancy date

send me  ‘ 🖤 ‘  for our muses to go on an inexpensive, simple date

send me  ‘ 🕯️ ‘  for our muses to have a romantic, candlelit dinner at home

[connor-but-a-top]

💑 - nowihavetothinkofacleverusername

Send me 💑 to Cuddle my muse!

Richard smiled, his eyes lighting up at the sight of the other. “Of course I’d love to cuddle with you, sweetheart,” he said softly.

“Would you like to cuddle on the couch or in be?”

@nowihavetothinkofacleverusername

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

Tommy hummed and wrapped his arms around the other’s waist, thinking for a moment. “The couch? That way we can watch Netflix and I can use you as a pillow.”

[connor-but-a-top]

Richard chuckled softly, nodding. “All right, couch it is,” he said, leading the other man there. “Glad to know that I can double as a pillow for you,” he joked softly, sitting down and pulling Tommy with him.

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

Tommy happily settled down atop Richard, wiggling happily before handing him the remote. “You pick this time, handsome. ”

[connor-but-a-top]

Richard let out a happy hum, wrapping his arms around Tommy’s waist to hold him close. He took the remote, staring at it as he thought. “I’m always bad at choosing something…” he mumbled. “I haven’t seen enough things to know what’s good to watch.”

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

"Well, just pick something that looks interesting, and then if we don't like it, we can watch something else. Just scroll through and see what piques your interest." He nuzzled his head up under Richard's chin as he got himself comfortable, playing with the collar of his shirt while his other hand drifted up to play with the man's hair.

[connor-but-a-top]

💑 - nowihavetothinkofacleverusername

Send me 💑 to Cuddle my muse!

Richard smiled, his eyes lighting up at the sight of the other. “Of course I’d love to cuddle with you, sweetheart,” he said softly.

“Would you like to cuddle on the couch or in be?”

@nowihavetothinkofacleverusername

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

Tommy hummed and wrapped his arms around the other’s waist, thinking for a moment. “The couch? That way we can watch Netflix and I can use you as a pillow.”

[connor-but-a-top]

Richard chuckled softly, nodding. “All right, couch it is,” he said, leading the other man there. “Glad to know that I can double as a pillow for you,” he joked softly, sitting down and pulling Tommy with him.

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

Tommy happily settled down atop Richard, wiggling happily before handing him the remote. "You pick this time, handsome. "