"Let's have a battle!"

"Greetings~ We're just your normal, everyday ponies, who just happen to have really good voices." She grins easily. "Nothing wrong with that~" "Hey, aren't ya gonna tell them about the portal to Equestria, and, how we found it during the Battle of the Bands, and-" "Shush, Sonata. Shush..." Dazzlings RP blog. Expect most spoilers to be put under read mores, for now. Also, pic in avvie by SweetTots on DA.

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Starting To Get Annoyed (ALSO, CALCULATIONS NEEDED!)

When people draw the Sirens as ponies now that the movie is out and we all know what they look like and they’re definitely not ponies.

Seriously, they’re so much cooler than ponies and it’s really really boring to see them as adorable widdle ponies when they’re all monstrous demonic sirens the size of a bus.

CHECK THE SIZE ON THESE GUYS

THEY’RE HUGE.

Actually, how big are they compared to ponies, anyway? Assuming that the Sunset Shimmer Book/Celestia Book things are the same size, we finally have a reference point!

BRONIES

Get calculating here!

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"... Alright. What now?" Shining asked.

"Now? It’s fun time~"

Ooc: Mind if we just reblog from this point on?

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Shining followed the trio, a suspicious look on his face.

After a bit, they arrive at the lake.

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"... Alright. Just to keep an eye on you."

They smirk, and start heading in that direction with him.

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"... You're not going to drown me, are you?"

"We promise nothing~"

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"Being banished must suck, huh? Well, that's what ya get for being evil jerks."

"I’m really not sure what you’re talking about, pony I’ve never met before, but I can still obviously tell is dumber than a brick…"

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"I’m willing to bet it was because of the hair, honestly."

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"Oh, Silly Shining, these are just wigs~ And, I don’t even mean that in the literal sense. They’re more liiiiiikkkkeeeeeeee…What we have when we’re in pony form~"

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"I guess not having hair gives you horrible taste." Shining shrugged. "Hey, hang on. How do you know my name?"

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"Well, we've heard about you~ Say! Would you like to come to a completely secluded lake in the Everfree forest with us~?"

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"Being banished must suck, huh? Well, that's what ya get for being evil jerks."

"I’m really not sure what you’re talking about, pony I’ve never met before, but I can still obviously tell is dumber than a brick…"

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"Okay. Okay. Wow. I didn’t know that you got banished for being hurtful jerks."

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"You don’t even know why we actually got banished."

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"I’m willing to bet it was because of the hair, honestly."

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"Oh, Silly Shining, these are just wigs~ And, I don't even mean that in the literal sense. They're more liiiiiikkkkeeeeeeee...What we have when we're in pony form~"

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"Being banished must suck, huh? Well, that's what ya get for being evil jerks."

"I’m really not sure what you’re talking about, pony I’ve never met before, but I can still obviously tell is dumber than a brick…"

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"You’re calling me dumb with hair like that?" Shining somehow snapped his hoof in a z pattern.

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"No, we’re calling you dumb for a having a name like ‘Shining Armor’. …And, for actually being dumber than a brick."

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"Okay. Okay. Wow. I didn’t know that you got banished for being hurtful jerks."

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"You don't even know why we actually got banished."

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"Being banished must suck, huh? Well, that's what ya get for being evil jerks."

"I’m really not sure what you’re talking about, pony I’ve never met before, but I can still obviously tell is dumber than a brick…"

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"You’re calling me dumb with hair like that?" Shining somehow snapped his hoof in a z pattern.

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"No, we’re calling you dumb for having a name like ‘Shining Armor’. …And, for actually being dumber than a brick."

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"Oh, you know, we're just going around Equestria, sucking on negative emotions and Equestrian mag- MMMPH!" Insert Adagio covering Sonata's mouth with her hoof.

"Oh, Sonata, such a kidder~ No, actually, we're just a wandering band of singers, just trying to make a living." However, as she's talking, she can't help but fondle the red gem around her own neck with her other forehoof.

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"Ok, Ok! Geeeeeeezeee..." Sonata starts shifting her own wings in, then looks at the others. "Happy now?"

"Somewhat..." She looks back at Rosedust. "We're just Earth Ponies with Flutterblood. Honest~"

"No, we're not! We're Sire-"

"Sonata, if you don't shut up, I'm going to shove my Tiara down your throat..."

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"!" Adagio and Aria quickly shift their flutter wings back, making them look like regular Earth Ponies. ...But, Sonata keeps her wings out, looking confused. 

"Why did you guys get rid of your wings...?", She asks.

"..." Adagio facehoofs.

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Adagio groans. “What the heck are you doing here…?”

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Well…hello to you too…eesh.

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"I don’t think he recognizes us as-" Suddenly, Adagio puts her hoof against Sonata’s mouth, looking none too…

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Now you’ve got me all curious…

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"I doubt you’ll ever figure it out…"

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Awww.  Now that’s just mean spirited

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"Am I supposed to care?"

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Adagio groans. “What the heck are you doing here…?”

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Well…hello to you too…eesh.

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"I don’t think he recognizes us as-" Suddenly, Adagio puts her hoof against Sonata’s mouth, looking none too…

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Now you’ve got me all curious…

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"I doubt you'll ever figure it out..."