Id like to imagine he uses the poor baby as a ranting and yapping buddy LOL
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Id like to imagine he uses the poor baby as a ranting and yapping buddy LOL
Sometimes Red Hood does some work for Batman
"Where do babies come from?"
It's a common question asked by children all over the world with varying answers from the stork or finding babies under a cabbage leaf but in Gotham, parents came up with the much more local version. Where do babies come from? Batman brings them, obviously. The Robins? Children that couldn't find their parents in time so Batman kept them. And bad children? Where do you think all the Bats in Gotham come from?
So I imagine Bruce being on a rooftop one time and a little kid gets the drop on him, tugging his cape and Bruce is all like, "can I help you little guy? Also, why are you awake?" and the kid is all "look, don't turn me into a bat but I want a brother, so cough up?". And Bruce is just confused as fuck until the kid explains calmly, that his mom told him that Batman brings babies and he wants a brother, not a sister and yes, he's technically breaking his mom's rule about getting out of bed but he's brought some fruit so don't turn him into a bat, please and thank you? Bruce just nods and insists on bring the kid home and for years after he's completely confused by the exchange until Tim, freshly Robin, breaks it to him. "I left you chicken bones and a can of Coors Light for a month straight because wanted a sibling," gesturing to Dick, "It kind of worked?"
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I drew the cover for my friend's batman fanbook.
do u ever open a fic summary and see an author pushed to their absolute feral limits?
the ending of the chapter officially killed me
what did you mean hannibal's wish is to have will or? what do you think hannibal intends to do? O.o
Well, it would be really easy to say that he wants Will back in the sense of, like, wanting Will to run away with him [CARLY RAE JEPSEN PLAYS MUFFLED IN THE DISTANCE] so they can get married be lovey-dovey together and maybe dole out some occasional travelling vigilante justice to the serial killer population of the world. And as a Hannigram shipper I think Hannigram shippers walk into this trap with their eyes open at least once per episode, because it seems like it would make sense and would at least be halfway satisfying (thereโs that word again) for a regular human bean TV viewer. Iโm constantly watching movies and reading books about assassins and vigilantes and antiheroes and so on. But that stuff is inherently damaging to Willโs psyche, even if he enjoys the endgame violence, let alone the fact that what really gets Hannibal revved up about these scenarios is manipulating all the pieces into place so Will gets revved up. Willโs goal is to save sheep but Hannibalโs goal isnโt to save sheep, itโs to get the sheepdog to savage.ย For that you have to put a wolf in position to kill sheep, and some sheep will likely die as a side effect. He unintentionally made it happen with Garrett Jacob Hobbs, and since then heโs been chasing that first high like an instant crack addict from an 80s PSA. Itโs hard to grok because itโs completely alien psychology, but the only way the plot makes sense is ifย seeing Will kill and hurt others is the biggest turn-on Hannibal has ever encountered in his fifty years of life. I donโt think thereโs any endgame in his mind where heโs like, maybe Iโll just be a source of stability and understanding and validation to Will and then heโll stay with me in pastoral beatitude somewhere out in the Euro-sticks because no one else does that better for him. It actually is true that no one does it better for Will, so ironically he would have a chance at attaining this endgame, but theย โmurderโ part is inextricable from theย โhusbandsโ part in Hannibalโs mind, and no one can convince him that he doesnโt know whatโs best for Will better than Will does.
So, you know, maybe the key is that he needs to learn this crucial adult relationship-related lesson about how you give your loved ones space to make their own life choices, even if their life choice is NOT to service your kink. Either that or he can take an icepick hard reset to the head. XD
Iโve been rewatching s1/2 with a friend and it occurred to me (we just got to 207 where Will goes back into therapy) that Hannibal didnโt necessarily have Murderer/Killer/Serial Killer Will as a goal initially; like, I donโt think it occurred to him that that was a possibility until Will fed it to him (as bait).
The way he is with his other pet projects โ Abigail, Bedelia, Chiyo, Randall, etc., โ he does tend to push people to murder, but I donโt think murder is ever the end in and of itself. ย The reason he pushed Abigail in s1 and the reason he pushed Will in s1 were the same: he wanted to know them and for them to know themselves in extremis, and murder is his tool of choice.
I actually feel like he was done making Will murder once Will sent Matthew Brown after him โ that, for Hannibal, was Willโs breakthrough moment of self-acceptance โ and thatโs why he let Will out of prison? ย Then Will suggested to Hannibal that Will was capable of moreย than that (208), and thatโs where everything really started going to shit, and maybe where Hannibal realized that Will cold-bloodedly murdering people really did turn him on LOL. ย But he didnโt actually want this initially / didnโt know to want it until Will suggested to him that he could have it.
Like, Hannibalโs goals wrt Will have been this compounding thing of like:
S1/early S2: know Will / have Will know himself late S2: all of the above + wow itโs really hot when Will kills people in cold blood who knew early S3: all of the above but on hold because HEARTBREAK late S3: all of the above + the vengeful ex thing
I donโt know what Iโm getting at here, I mean Hannibal has been in loveย obsessively intrigued with Will since at least early S2 imo, and he didnโt need all these other layers of CRAZY BULLSHIT to be in love with Will, at least initially, so heโs really just shooting himself in the foot more and more as the series goes on. ย Willโs not helping either, obviously, but itโs easy to understand why Will has done all the unhelpful things that heโs done, given small details like Hannibal murdering everyone he loves and framing him for it etc lmfao.
Maybe if Will can let go of Normal Morality and truly engage Hannibal on his level / go behind the veil as Bedelia says, we can see him push Hannibalโs love in a direction that is LESS ACTIVELY HARMFUL to Will?
Iโm not sure what that would look like or what I want from this though LOL
Also ig you could argue that Hannibal becoming less actively harmful to Will would be actively harmful to the narrative since the ever-increasing stakes and tension is a direct function of Hannibal always doing the exact worst thing to/for Will at any given moment, so ig if Hannibal is ever going to stop being such a dick the series is also over 8)
#hannibal#i have these not very well worked out thoughts about how will is being positioned in s3 as the christ to hannibalโs human#much as hannibal was positioned as the satan to willโs human earlier in the series#and i also have this vague idea in my head where i want to see 307 revisited but flipped#where willโs the one making the sacrifice of everything he values and holds dear in a last ditch effort to get at hannibal#but again i donโt know what i really want this to look like or where i want this to go lol#spoilers#hannibal s3e7#i guess just in case
I think youโre right in that Hannibal is playing it by ear as he goes, and every time Will surprises him negatively he also surprises him positively by revealing previously unknown vistas of ideal murder husbandry. That was the upshot of the Italy arc, when you get down to it: Hannibal runs away in Mizumono thinking heโd been entirely fooled (but still unable to let go of the imago-Will heโs in love with), and by Digestivo heโฆ realizes/decides he actually wasnโt wrong the first time: his ideal Will, the one whoโd try to stab him in the public square or take a chunk out of someoneโs cheek at dinner, actually does exist for real and is not just a construct at Jackโs behest. If dark!Will is real he doesnโt need to kill Will in order toย โforgive his influence,โ because they can really be together if/when Will comes around.ย On the other hand, now you canโt break it to him that heโs not actually the shoujo manga heroine lmfao: any evidence to the contrary is bullshit lies and external obstacles Yuki Kaoriโs God has implemented to keep him and Will apart.
As for the rest Iโve seen some interesting speculation on whether the split imagery indicates a tension in Hannibalโs personality as well as in Dolarhydeโs (Iโve been calling them Fun Psychiatrist Hannibal and Sad Cannibal Boyfriend Hannibal). But there areโฆ literally two episodes left, not to trigger wailing and gnashing of teeth XDโฆ so Iโm going to wait it out and see what the finale tells us.
Reblogging because I keep thinking aboutย โgetting the sheepdog to savageโ. See, there are actually twoย kinds of sheepdogs: 1.) Herding dogs, who control the sheep, are smarter than the sheep, are occasionally vicious to the sheep; 2.) Guardian dogs, who live with the sheep, and kind of look like sheep, who think the sheep are their pack, who the sheep think are sheep, but when predators come for the sheep the dogs tear them apart. Hannibal starts out with 1 in mind, but 2 is as good or better if all he wants is to see Will with blood on his muzzle.
hot summer day with a couple of baby robins โ๏ธ ๐ฆ ๐ฅ ~!
not all of them want ice cream though, so bruce has to hold the rest of his little gaggle
the funniest part about danny phantom is that the entirety of the ghost zone somehow decides they have beef with this one 14 year old from illinois in particular. like why donโt you have beef with something that makes sense. like the irs. or the church. like you have all of these cool powers for what? picking fights with teenagers? lame. get a hobby.
Danny Phantom just gets wilder the more you know about it, really.
first of all i gotta say that it's not actually canon that he's from Illinois. the show is just "generic American small city" for his hometown and the fandom took context cues from other parts of the show and decided "Fuck it Illinois makes sense" and just kept that.
But I guarantee you, nothing about the show makes sense when you look at it too closely so take everything with a grain of salt. Yes I'm looking at you, Timeline.
the teenager in question is also kind of a ghost, hence part of the reason why the other ghosts are picking fights with him. He arguably picks a bunch of the fights himself.
it's not just the entirety of the Ghost Zone that get put into the antagonist role in the show either. Danny's other antagonists include:
A literal billionaire (who is also a ghost) (and gets himself elected mayor)
his parents (literally ghost hunters. who also fight the ghosts.)
a circus ringmaster with mind control and reality bending artifacts
Classmates at school who bully Danny
the closest thing we get to an adult who is on Danny's side is Mr. Lancer, who also supports the school bullies
the ghost who impersonated a school counselor and was literally in the role of Danny's therapist for a bit that one episode
A U.S. government agency
a girl he dates was actually being controlled by a dragon ghost and didn't actually want to date him. Have fun with that fallout kid.
the girl he dates for a bit who *wanted* to date him also shows up in costume to shoot him on sight.
his clone shows up and is supposed to be his enemy. he adopts her instead. yes those pronouns are all correct.
she's not really an antagonist but one of his best friends arguably kills him twice. once very much on purpose.
his other best friend and whatever happened in King Tuck.
like it's not enough that this show puts Danny (and friends) against the regular ghosts and the God-Like Being level ghosts and the literal Ghost Tyrant King guy
he can't even catch a break at home either
kid's literally surrounded by people deliberately or accidentally making his life harder, there are no safe Adults, there are barely any safe friends, and he is fourteen and half dead.
and his parents canonically want to rip his alter-ego apart "molecule by molecule" i am not kidding with that one.
Like they made us a sandbox of a Nickelodeon cartoon and just half assed it by grabbing a bunch of two-by-fours, nailing them together... and then sticking them on the beach.
and then people still get mad when the fandom shows up to build sandcastles and dig to china. Yeah, we know they didn't make it That Deep on purpose.
But we're here with the good Tonka Toys anyway and ready to dig.
This post just slapped me in the face (again) with the fact that Danny is just, never safe.
He's never safe.
Home, school, the zone, hanging out with friends, walking down the street, in anotger state; there is nowhere for Danny to go and be safe.
Most ghosts he's met (pretty sure everyone but Frostbite and Pandora), his parents, his friends, Vlad, Jazz; there is almost no one who has not at least once been his enemy.
Can you imagine living like that? At any moment of any day, anywhere he is anyone; even one or both of his best friends, his sister, his mom and dad; anyone could turn around and suddenly become someone he has to fight.
Danny has to be living his life in a perpetual state of adrenaline response. Every waking moment must be spent on a hairpin trigger, ready to fight at the first sign of danger. Can you imagine how much that is going to fuck you up?
not to mention that even his food at home is not safe and that the fast food places are also a latent bomb
My man is struggling and any fics that feature PTSD, cptsd, anxiety, paranoia, or just general mental breakdown? 1000% justified. Canon compliant. More canon than Phantom Planet. (Especially since AGIT retcon'd that trash)
No, wait, hold on. There's a thought.
Y'know that common thing where we make Danny have a slower heart rate because ghost boi?
So, that's supposed to be true. As a halfa he should have a steady heart rate around 20bpm in both forms. And originally that was true after his body settled into its new healthy after the accident. But by the time anyone team Phantom thinks to actually check that stuff just in case, Danny is already Stressedโข 24/7, so they inaccurately judge his baselines to be in perfectly normal human ranges. Like, 70bpm at rest and 120 immediately after ghost fights.
And since consistently having your heart beat at 50-100bpm above what it should is, mm, not good for the organ... Danny has actually been experiencing frequent cardiac events and just not noticing it because it seems like it's all just his new normal and his ghostliness keeps him alive (enough) and lets him recover.
writing your fave having sex with with their love interest is OUT writing your fave shamefully jerking off and coming pathetically fast at just the idea of fucking their love interest is IN
the thing about media literacy is that understanding why the author chose to specify that the curtains are blue is the same skill set as understanding that the way the author characterizes all black characters as angry or all chinese characters as meek and silent is racist. it is the same skill set as being able to identify when a news source is biased or when someone is feeding you propaganda. the ability to ask "why did this person choose to present this premise in this specific way?" is a critical skill in a world full of misinformation. why are the curtains blue? maybe it's a characterization detail. maybe it's extraneous worldbuilding. why is this character written as being right all the time? maybe you're intended to disagree with them. maybe it doesn't matter. maybe you should still ask why.
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i do appreciate the way that we tumblr users have evolved our language to discuss our feelings related to The Character/The Guy. you used to have to just say he was hot or he was making your ovaries explode or he was a precious cinnamon roll even if he looked bad or was just kind of standing there or whatever. now you can say things like โthe creatureโ or โhe looks so sopping wet hereโ or โi want to chain him to my radiatorโ like itโs just more inclusive and adaptable to the situation
as someone on the asexual spectrum, this shift in language genuinely made me feel more comfortable and happy in fandom spaces. i've never once wanted to lick a man's abs. i HAVE wanted to chain a man to my radiator. and that's beautiful.
Just leaving this here
Theyโre waiting for the hollows ๐คญ
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The original cosplay picture by @birdmanbirdplan ๐
Fandom Kombat 2025 (fandom Bleach 2025) - Accept it and relax
๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ด ๐ฅ๐ข๐ณ๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ด๐ด. ๐๐ฐ๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ณ๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ด๐ด ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ด๐ค๐ช๐ฐ๐ถ๐ด๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ด๐ด. ๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ฅ๐ข๐ณ๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ด๐ด ๐ช๐ด ๐ด๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ถ๐จ๐ฉ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ข๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ, ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต๐ญ๐บ ๐ค๐ถ๐ณ๐ญ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ญ๐ช๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐ข ๐ค๐ญ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ด๐ฑ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ณ๐ช๐ค๐ฆ ๐ฑ๐ข๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ณ.ย
๐๐ข๐ช๐ณ. ๐ ๐ฑ๐ข๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ข๐ณ๐ฎ ๐จ๐ญ๐ช๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ด๐ฆ๐ด ๐ข๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐จ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ข๐ด๐ด ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ฃ๐ญ๐ข๐ค๐ฌ.
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๐๐ข๐ด๐ข๐ฌ๐ช ๐จ๐ข๐ป๐ฆ๐ด ๐ข๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ช๐ญ๐บ-๐ด๐ต๐ช๐ญ๐ญ ๐ง๐ข๐ค๐ฆ - ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ด๐ฆ ๐ด๐ญ๐ข๐ค๐ฌ ๐ง๐ฆ๐ข๐ต๐ถ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ด, ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ญ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ข ๐ด๐ฉ๐ข๐ณ๐ฑ ๐ซ๐ข๐ธ, ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ต๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐จ, ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ฆ๐จ๐ข๐ฏ๐ต ๐ฃ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ธ, ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ง๐ข๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ญ๐ข๐ด๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ด - ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ง๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ด ๐ข ๐ต๐ธ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ๐ฆ.
๐๐ณ๐ถ๐ด๐ต๐ณ๐ข๐ต๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ. ๐๐ช๐ต๐บ, ๐ฎ๐ข๐บ๐ฃ๐ฆ. ๐๐ญ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ด๐ต ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ด๐ด.
๐๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐ต๐ช๐จ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ด ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต, ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ค๐ข๐ฏ ๐ข๐ญ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ด๐ต ๐ฑ๐ช๐ค๐ต๐ถ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ด๐ฆ ๐ง๐ฆ๐ข๐ต๐ถ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ฃ๐ณ๐ช๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ธ๐ช๐ต๐ฉ ๐ญ๐ช๐ง๐ฆ, ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ท๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ช๐ฎ๐ข๐ต๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ญ๐บ, ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ช๐ต ๐ง๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ด ๐ญ๐ช๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ช๐ด ๐ด๐ญ๐ช๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฃ๐บ.
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all because i wanted to draw Mugetsu's hair in the water ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ
this illustration and the excerpt above come from a story i have in the works, an AU of an AU if you will ๐ซ
maybe one day i'll actually get around to finishing some of the stuff i've been writing