Half-Human, Half-Phangirl

Noxi | She/Her | Romania | BLEACH ~ Danny Phantom ~ DC ~ Marvel ~ FMA and more.

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Id like to imagine he uses the poor baby as a ranting and yapping buddy LOL

[volera-zdl]

Sometimes Red Hood does some work for Batman

[robs-your-robins]

"Where do babies come from?"

It's a common question asked by children all over the world with varying answers from the stork or finding babies under a cabbage leaf but in Gotham, parents came up with the much more local version. Where do babies come from? Batman brings them, obviously. The Robins? Children that couldn't find their parents in time so Batman kept them. And bad children? Where do you think all the Bats in Gotham come from?

So I imagine Bruce being on a rooftop one time and a little kid gets the drop on him, tugging his cape and Bruce is all like, "can I help you little guy? Also, why are you awake?" and the kid is all "look, don't turn me into a bat but I want a brother, so cough up?". And Bruce is just confused as fuck until the kid explains calmly, that his mom told him that Batman brings babies and he wants a brother, not a sister and yes, he's technically breaking his mom's rule about getting out of bed but he's brought some fruit so don't turn him into a bat, please and thank you? Bruce just nods and insists on bring the kid home and for years after he's completely confused by the exchange until Tim, freshly Robin, breaks it to him. "I left you chicken bones and a can of Coors Light for a month straight because wanted a sibling," gesturing to Dick, "It kind of worked?"

[ciricearts]

compren compren

[xuekui-xq]

I drew the cover for my friend's batman fanbook.

[frownyalfred]

do u ever open a fic summary and see an author pushed to their absolute feral limits?

[frownyalfred]

the ending of the chapter officially killed me

[genufa]

what did you mean hannibal's wish is to have will or? what do you think hannibal intends to do? O.o

Well, it would be really easy to say that he wants Will back in the sense of, like, wanting Will to run away with him [CARLY RAE JEPSEN PLAYS MUFFLED IN THE DISTANCE] so they can get married be lovey-dovey together and maybe dole out some occasional travelling vigilante justice to the serial killer population of the world. And as a Hannigram shipper I think Hannigram shippers walk into this trap with their eyes open at least once per episode, because it seems like it would make sense and would at least be halfway satisfying (there’s that word again) for a regular human bean TV viewer. I’m constantly watching movies and reading books about assassins and vigilantes and antiheroes and so on. But that stuff is inherently damaging to Will’s psyche, even if he enjoys the endgame violence, let alone the fact that what really gets Hannibal revved up about these scenarios is manipulating all the pieces into place so Will gets revved up. Will’s goal is to save sheep but Hannibal’s goal isn’t to save sheep, it’s to get the sheepdog to savage. For that you have to put a wolf in position to kill sheep, and some sheep will likely die as a side effect. He unintentionally made it happen with Garrett Jacob Hobbs, and since then he’s been chasing that first high like an instant crack addict from an 80s PSA. It’s hard to grok because it’s completely alien psychology, but the only way the plot makes sense is if seeing Will kill and hurt others is the biggest turn-on Hannibal has ever encountered in his fifty years of life. I don’t think there’s any endgame in his mind where he’s like, maybe I’ll just be a source of stability and understanding and validation to Will and then he’ll stay with me in pastoral beatitude somewhere out in the Euro-sticks because no one else does that better for him. It actually is true that no one does it better for Will, so ironically he would have a chance at attaining this endgame, but the “murder” part is inextricable from the “husbands” part in Hannibal’s mind, and no one can convince him that he doesn’t know what’s best for Will better than Will does.

So, you know, maybe the key is that he needs to learn this crucial adult relationship-related lesson about how you give your loved ones space to make their own life choices, even if their life choice is NOT to service your kink. Either that or he can take an icepick hard reset to the head. XD

[lunchtop]

I’ve been rewatching s1/2 with a friend and it occurred to me (we just got to 207 where Will goes back into therapy) that Hannibal didn’t necessarily have Murderer/Killer/Serial Killer Will as a goal initially; like, I don’t think it occurred to him that that was a possibility until Will fed it to him (as bait).

The way he is with his other pet projects – Abigail, Bedelia, Chiyo, Randall, etc., – he does tend to push people to murder, but I don’t think murder is ever the end in and of itself.  The reason he pushed Abigail in s1 and the reason he pushed Will in s1 were the same: he wanted to know them and for them to know themselves in extremis, and murder is his tool of choice.

I actually feel like he was done making Will murder once Will sent Matthew Brown after him – that, for Hannibal, was Will’s breakthrough moment of self-acceptance – and that’s why he let Will out of prison?  Then Will suggested to Hannibal that Will was capable of more than that (208), and that’s where everything really started going to shit, and maybe where Hannibal realized that Will cold-bloodedly murdering people really did turn him on LOL.  But he didn’t actually want this initially / didn’t know to want it until Will suggested to him that he could have it.

Like, Hannibal’s goals wrt Will have been this compounding thing of like:

S1/early S2: know Will / have Will know himself late S2: all of the above + wow it’s really hot when Will kills people in cold blood who knew early S3: all of the above but on hold because HEARTBREAK late S3: all of the above + the vengeful ex thing

I don’t know what I’m getting at here, I mean Hannibal has been in love obsessively intrigued with Will since at least early S2 imo, and he didn’t need all these other layers of CRAZY BULLSHIT to be in love with Will, at least initially, so he’s really just shooting himself in the foot more and more as the series goes on.  Will’s not helping either, obviously, but it’s easy to understand why Will has done all the unhelpful things that he’s done, given small details like Hannibal murdering everyone he loves and framing him for it etc lmfao.

Maybe if Will can let go of Normal Morality and truly engage Hannibal on his level / go behind the veil as Bedelia says, we can see him push Hannibal’s love in a direction that is LESS ACTIVELY HARMFUL to Will?

I’m not sure what that would look like or what I want from this though LOL

Also ig you could argue that Hannibal becoming less actively harmful to Will would be actively harmful to the narrative since the ever-increasing stakes and tension is a direct function of Hannibal always doing the exact worst thing to/for Will at any given moment, so ig if Hannibal is ever going to stop being such a dick the series is also over 8)

[genufa]

#hannibal#i have these not very well worked out thoughts about how will is being positioned in s3 as the christ to hannibal’s human#much as hannibal was positioned as the satan to will’s human earlier in the series#and i also have this vague idea in my head where i want to see 307 revisited but flipped#where will’s the one making the sacrifice of everything he values and holds dear in a last ditch effort to get at hannibal#but again i don’t know what i really want this to look like or where i want this to go lol#spoilers#hannibal s3e7#i guess just in case

I think you’re right in that Hannibal is playing it by ear as he goes, and every time Will surprises him negatively he also surprises him positively by revealing previously unknown vistas of ideal murder husbandry. That was the upshot of the Italy arc, when you get down to it: Hannibal runs away in Mizumono thinking he’d been entirely fooled (but still unable to let go of the imago-Will he’s in love with), and by Digestivo he… realizes/decides he actually wasn’t wrong the first time: his ideal Will, the one who’d try to stab him in the public square or take a chunk out of someone’s cheek at dinner, actually does exist for real and is not just a construct at Jack’s behest. If dark!Will is real he doesn’t need to kill Will in order to “forgive his influence,” because they can really be together if/when Will comes around.  On the other hand, now you can’t break it to him that he’s not actually the shoujo manga heroine lmfao: any evidence to the contrary is bullshit lies and external obstacles Yuki Kaori’s God has implemented to keep him and Will apart.

As for the rest I’ve seen some interesting speculation on whether the split imagery indicates a tension in Hannibal’s personality as well as in Dolarhyde’s (I’ve been calling them Fun Psychiatrist Hannibal and Sad Cannibal Boyfriend Hannibal). But there are… literally two episodes left, not to trigger wailing and gnashing of teeth XD… so I’m going to wait it out and see what the finale tells us.

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Reblogging because I keep thinking about “getting the sheepdog to savage”. See, there are actually two kinds of sheepdogs: 1.) Herding dogs, who control the sheep, are smarter than the sheep, are occasionally vicious to the sheep; 2.) Guardian dogs, who live with the sheep, and kind of look like sheep, who think the sheep are their pack, who the sheep think are sheep, but when predators come for the sheep the dogs tear them apart. Hannibal starts out with 1 in mind, but 2 is as good or better if all he wants is to see Will with blood on his muzzle.

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hot summer day with a couple of baby robins ☀️ 🍦 🐥 ~!

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not all of them want ice cream though, so bruce has to hold the rest of his little gaggle

[sonyaskullz]

the funniest part about danny phantom is that the entirety of the ghost zone somehow decides they have beef with this one 14 year old from illinois in particular. like why don’t you have beef with something that makes sense. like the irs. or the church. like you have all of these cool powers for what? picking fights with teenagers? lame. get a hobby.

[chromatographic]

Danny Phantom just gets wilder the more you know about it, really.

first of all i gotta say that it's not actually canon that he's from Illinois. the show is just "generic American small city" for his hometown and the fandom took context cues from other parts of the show and decided "Fuck it Illinois makes sense" and just kept that.

But I guarantee you, nothing about the show makes sense when you look at it too closely so take everything with a grain of salt. Yes I'm looking at you, Timeline.

the teenager in question is also kind of a ghost, hence part of the reason why the other ghosts are picking fights with him. He arguably picks a bunch of the fights himself.

it's not just the entirety of the Ghost Zone that get put into the antagonist role in the show either. Danny's other antagonists include:

A literal billionaire (who is also a ghost) (and gets himself elected mayor)

his parents (literally ghost hunters. who also fight the ghosts.)

a circus ringmaster with mind control and reality bending artifacts

Classmates at school who bully Danny

the closest thing we get to an adult who is on Danny's side is Mr. Lancer, who also supports the school bullies

the ghost who impersonated a school counselor and was literally in the role of Danny's therapist for a bit that one episode

A U.S. government agency

a girl he dates was actually being controlled by a dragon ghost and didn't actually want to date him. Have fun with that fallout kid.

the girl he dates for a bit who *wanted* to date him also shows up in costume to shoot him on sight.

his clone shows up and is supposed to be his enemy. he adopts her instead. yes those pronouns are all correct.

she's not really an antagonist but one of his best friends arguably kills him twice. once very much on purpose.

his other best friend and whatever happened in King Tuck.

like it's not enough that this show puts Danny (and friends) against the regular ghosts and the God-Like Being level ghosts and the literal Ghost Tyrant King guy

he can't even catch a break at home either

kid's literally surrounded by people deliberately or accidentally making his life harder, there are no safe Adults, there are barely any safe friends, and he is fourteen and half dead.

and his parents canonically want to rip his alter-ego apart "molecule by molecule" i am not kidding with that one.

Like they made us a sandbox of a Nickelodeon cartoon and just half assed it by grabbing a bunch of two-by-fours, nailing them together... and then sticking them on the beach.

and then people still get mad when the fandom shows up to build sandcastles and dig to china. Yeah, we know they didn't make it That Deep on purpose.

But we're here with the good Tonka Toys anyway and ready to dig.

[ailithnight]

This post just slapped me in the face (again) with the fact that Danny is just, never safe.

He's never safe.

Home, school, the zone, hanging out with friends, walking down the street, in anotger state; there is nowhere for Danny to go and be safe.

Most ghosts he's met (pretty sure everyone but Frostbite and Pandora), his parents, his friends, Vlad, Jazz; there is almost no one who has not at least once been his enemy.

Can you imagine living like that? At any moment of any day, anywhere he is anyone; even one or both of his best friends, his sister, his mom and dad; anyone could turn around and suddenly become someone he has to fight.

Danny has to be living his life in a perpetual state of adrenaline response. Every waking moment must be spent on a hairpin trigger, ready to fight at the first sign of danger. Can you imagine how much that is going to fuck you up?

[lolottes]

not to mention that even his food at home is not safe and that the fast food places are also a latent bomb

[gildedphoenix]

My man is struggling and any fics that feature PTSD, cptsd, anxiety, paranoia, or just general mental breakdown? 1000% justified. Canon compliant. More canon than Phantom Planet. (Especially since AGIT retcon'd that trash)

[ailithnight]

No, wait, hold on. There's a thought.

Y'know that common thing where we make Danny have a slower heart rate because ghost boi?

So, that's supposed to be true. As a halfa he should have a steady heart rate around 20bpm in both forms. And originally that was true after his body settled into its new healthy after the accident. But by the time anyone team Phantom thinks to actually check that stuff just in case, Danny is already Stressed™ 24/7, so they inaccurately judge his baselines to be in perfectly normal human ranges. Like, 70bpm at rest and 120 immediately after ghost fights.

And since consistently having your heart beat at 50-100bpm above what it should is, mm, not good for the organ... Danny has actually been experiencing frequent cardiac events and just not noticing it because it seems like it's all just his new normal and his ghostliness keeps him alive (enough) and lets him recover.

[heartbreakincident]

writing your fave having sex with with their love interest is OUT writing your fave shamefully jerking off and coming pathetically fast at just the idea of fucking their love interest is IN

[mamawasatesttube]

the thing about media literacy is that understanding why the author chose to specify that the curtains are blue is the same skill set as understanding that the way the author characterizes all black characters as angry or all chinese characters as meek and silent is racist. it is the same skill set as being able to identify when a news source is biased or when someone is feeding you propaganda. the ability to ask "why did this person choose to present this premise in this specific way?" is a critical skill in a world full of misinformation. why are the curtains blue? maybe it's a characterization detail. maybe it's extraneous worldbuilding. why is this character written as being right all the time? maybe you're intended to disagree with them. maybe it doesn't matter. maybe you should still ask why.

[ionomycin]

night shift

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

i do appreciate the way that we tumblr users have evolved our language to discuss our feelings related to The Character/The Guy. you used to have to just say he was hot or he was making your ovaries explode or he was a precious cinnamon roll even if he looked bad or was just kind of standing there or whatever. now you can say things like “the creature” or “he looks so sopping wet here” or “i want to chain him to my radiator” like it’s just more inclusive and adaptable to the situation

[twobeesornottwobees]

as someone on the asexual spectrum, this shift in language genuinely made me feel more comfortable and happy in fandom spaces. i've never once wanted to lick a man's abs. i HAVE wanted to chain a man to my radiator. and that's beautiful.

[petercushingscheekbones]

Just leaving this here

[valuvi]

They’re waiting for the hollows 🤭

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The original cosplay picture by @birdmanbirdplan 💕

[daedradagon]

Fandom Kombat 2025 (fandom Bleach 2025) - Accept it and relax

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𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴. 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳, 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘳. 

𝘏𝘢𝘪𝘳. 𝘈 𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘮 𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬.

[...]

𝘔𝘢𝘴𝘢𝘬𝘪 𝘨𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘺-𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 - 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘱 𝘫𝘢𝘸, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨, 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘸, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘴 - 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘢 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦.

𝘍𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘗𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦. 𝘈𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘴.

𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦, 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘺, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘺.

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all because i wanted to draw Mugetsu's hair in the water 😶‍🌫️

this illustration and the excerpt above come from a story i have in the works, an AU of an AU if you will 🫠

maybe one day i'll actually get around to finishing some of the stuff i've been writing