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fantasy could be the best genre but unfortunately there are too many weird horny men writing it
Send me, "Bite" for my muse to bite your muse
Or send âBite reverseâ for your muse to bite my muse
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âLetâsâŠbe honest, this ainât new to either of us. Would appreciateâŠaâŠa hand though.âÂ
iamevilsheartâ:
She got the line in his arm and started it up, hanging the bag up next to him. There wasnât much more she could do but sit with him. âYou gonna tell me who did this?â
He was quiet for a while before he reached for something in his pocket. It was a piece of fabric with a very clearly marked logo on it, one he used to wear. âShe...didnât ap..appreciate the double...cross, apparently.âÂ
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âLetâsâŠbe honest, this ainât new to either of us. Would appreciateâŠaâŠa hand though.âÂ
iamevilsheartâ:
She didnât bother pulling the bed out, the couch was going to work. She let him down as gently as she could. âRest, okay, babe?â She hurried to go through the surgical supplies. She found an IV kit and some O negative. She hurried to start an IV line. âStay with me, Brock.â
He slumped onto the couch and winced in pain when his body touched the couch. âIâm...trying.â His breathing was getting slower while she worked but he was determined to stay. He had to do it for her.
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âLetâsâŠbe honest, this ainât new to either of us. Would appreciateâŠaâŠa hand though.âÂ
iamevilsheartâ:
She squeezed his hand gently, rethinking her plan. âCome on. Thereâs a pull out bed in the next room. You need to lay down.â She tried to get him to his feet again. âItâll be easier to get the IV hooked up that way.âÂ
It took all he had to get to his feet and even then, he slumped against her smaller frame. âBetter...get...get there in a hurry.â He didnât know if his weakened body could continue standing for a long time.
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âLetâsâŠbe honest, this ainât new to either of us. Would appreciateâŠaâŠa hand though.âÂ
iamevilsheartâ:
She worked quickly, cleaning and stitching him up. âBabe, come on.â She moved around him, looking for any other holes that needed fixing. âYou gonna be okay while I grab a few more things?â
All he could give her was a nod while his hand rested on the patch over his new stitches. His other hand grabbed hers for a moment, his breathing slower than it shouldâve been. He hated feeling weak around her. It wasnât his job.
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âLetâsâŠbe honest, this ainât new to either of us. Would appreciateâŠaâŠa hand though.âÂ
iamevilsheartâ:
She swallowed and moved his hand so she could quickly sew him up. âWeâll get to that.â She knew this place had been ready for surgery the last time sheâd needed it. She hoped it was still stocked. âHold still.â
His vision blurred for a moment and his head lolled forward but he kept it up for appearances. âIâm...trying..â His fingers brushed along her wrist for a moment while he tried to relax himself.
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âLetâsâŠbe honest, this ainât new to either of us. Would appreciateâŠaâŠa hand though.âÂ
iamevilsheartâ:
âAlways, babe.â She smiled as she moved to get his shirt off carefully. She grabbed the first aid kit and frowned at his side. âLetâs deal with that first.â She knew the words were more for her than him. âKeep breathing.â
âThat hurts...a bit right now.â He let out a sharp breath and grabbed her hand. âDonât...donât suppose we have blood on...on hand?âÂ
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âLetâsâŠbe honest, this ainât new to either of us. Would appreciateâŠaâŠa hand though.âÂ
iamevilsheartâ:
âEven like this, you know better.â She laughed softly as she struggled to get the door open. The bathroom was on the first floor for days just like this. âCome on, babe. Gotta get you out of those clothes.â
He grunted, trying not to laugh. âNow...you just want me...naked.â He hissed as he slid his jacket off but the shirt wasnât coming off with how weak he was. âHe...lp me out?â
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âLetâsâŠbe honest, this ainât new to either of us. Would appreciateâŠaâŠa hand though.âÂ
iamevilsheartâ:
She frowned a little more but shifted his weight so that she could get them to the safe house. âYou have to keep trying because I canât carry you.â She huffed softly. âKeep pressure on that wound.:
âYouâre just...calling me fat now.â He tripped for a moment but he regained his balance with another pained hiss. âI am, doc. I...I am..â It didnât stop his vision from doubling. He needed to get sewn up and in a hurry.Â
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âLetâsâŠbe honest, this ainât new to either of us. Would appreciateâŠaâŠa hand though.âÂ
iamevilsheartâ:
She held him up and took one of his hands, pressing it hard against the spot the blood was coming from. âHold onto that.â She sighed, moving slowly so he could keep it together. âJust a little further.â
He grunted and leaned against her, his forehead touching the top of her head. âIâm...trying, babe.â It was getting a little tricky but he was doing his best. For her, always for her.
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âLetâsâŠbe honest, this ainât new to either of us. Would appreciateâŠaâŠa hand though.âÂ
iamevilsheartâ:
She sighed and nodded, moving to give him enough leverage to get to his feet. âLetâs get you cleaned up. We can talk about what happened while we do that. Thereâs a safehouse close.â
A hiss escaped and he leaned heavily on her while some blood dripped from his side. âOh...good. Keep forg...getting where we even have those these....these days.â He hated feeling weak but it was taking hold pretty quickly. Good thing she had fast hands.
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âLetâsâŠbe honest, this ainât new to either of us. Would appreciateâŠaâŠa hand though.âÂ
iamevilsheartâ:
âItâs not new, but that doesnât mean I like it.â She frowned a little before getting down next to him to check him over before trying to move him. âHope the other guy looks worse.â
He chuckled weakly and paid the price by coughing. âOther guy...is much worse. Promise you.â He gently took her hand to keep her close and to give himself some leverage. âHelp...me up?â
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âLetâs...be honest, this ainât new to either of us. Would appreciate...a...a hand though.âÂ
Send me â Â to find my muse at the end of a trail of blood.
- submitted by anonymous
Sexual tension sentence starters
as requested by anon. note: some of these work better if one of the muses is pushed up against a wall
Angry
âMake me.â
âI dare you.â
âBite me.â
âYou think you can just run that pretty mouth of yours whenever you want?!â
âWanna bet?â
âIf you complain that itâs hot one more time, Iâm going to give you a reason to sweat.â
âProve it.â
âWhatâs in it for me?â
âIf you bite your lip one more time, Iâm going to do it for you.â
âOh, well fuck me, then.â
âShut up!â
âYell at me again, and Iâll give you a real reason to scream.â
Flirty
âI wish we werenât out in publicâŠâ
âWow, youâre really strong.â
âWanna go for a ride?â
âYou sure canât keep your hands to yourselfâŠâ
âAh, I think I need a new bed.â
âCan you help me with my tie?â /Â âCan you zip up my dress for me?â
âYou have really nice fingersâŠâ
âAre we going downtown?â
âYou should come by my placeâŠIâll give you the grand tour.â
âThat outfit looks good on you. But, youâd also look good without the outfit.â
âWhat do you wear to bed?â
Awkward
âDo you have to eat it like that?â
âUhmât-those shorts look tightââ
âHey, stop biting your lipâŠâ
âWhaâis that a banana in your pocket?â
âYouâre standing a little close to meâŠâ
âHeyâyouâve got a little something on your faceââ
âMy keys are in my pocket. Can you get them for me?â
âHelp me find the D? I mean, the variableâi-itâs mathâŠâ
âI just wanna grab your buâhand. Grab your hand.â
â*purely staring at (muse name)âs lips*â
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