Dirty Little Birdy

I don't always draw porn. But when I do, I post it here. Main Fandoms: CACW, YOI,  ★ wars, and more! If you don't like yaoi, bara, het, or are just easily offended, turn back now. || 100% NSFW || ~~✰~~

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We should give THICC™ Riley some love he deserves. Sam loves his beefy husband to pieces. He intentionally purchases shirts two or three sizes too small for him, and loves wearing Riley's hoodies because they're so big on him.

Riley is tall enough to just rest his chin on Sam’s head when they’re standing and Sam just LOVES it

[russianspacegeckosexparty]

Sam can get piggyback rides whenever

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Sam buys one of those long distance gripper things to put things up unnecessarily high so he can watch Riley get them down without thinking about it.

“babe why are your socks on top of the cabinets anyway”

“Organisation, Riley. Saw it on Pinterest you wouldn’t know.”

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Crucial Scientific Questions that the world is dying to know because reasons™ or whatever. Who teaches Pietro how to twerk or does he learn himself?

Sam catches him trying to teach himself and takes pity on him

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Poor Pietro doesn’t know how to move his hips and looks like he’s having spasms.

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Sam sets up a tutorial plan. This is criminal. He cries when Pietro manages his first complete dutty wine

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There’s a training montage that shows how he struggles and improves. Sam says it’s criminal Pietro has all that ass, but can’t do nothing with it.

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Sam is gifted a world’s best teacher shirt from anonymous youtube watchers that he wears in the final “recital” .

People are emotional tbh. There are tears. Someone throws a bouquet

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Riley is personally offended when Pietro wins the award for "Fattest Ass in Superherodom" and is Mr. November for the sexy superhero calendar shoot. The speedster has basically become a pin-up boy and Mr. Fanservice. "He's only thicc from eating us out of house and home" Riley complains, throwing aside the magazine that has Pietro on the cover. "Riley, are you jealous?" Sam asks

Riley, not making eye contact and hiding his tears “N-No.. Jealous? Who-”

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“Are you crying right now?” “No, these are thug tears”

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“It’s ok baby we’ll get you some red beans and rice, you’ll get there”

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This is an attack. THICC™ Riley already has a booty and he won’t tolerate this slander.

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He starts wearing tighter pants around and posing ““““““casually”“““““

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Riley is personally offended when Pietro wins the award for "Fattest Ass in Superherodom" and is Mr. November for the sexy superhero calendar shoot. The speedster has basically become a pin-up boy and Mr. Fanservice. "He's only thicc from eating us out of house and home" Riley complains, throwing aside the magazine that has Pietro on the cover. "Riley, are you jealous?" Sam asks

Riley, not making eye contact and hiding his tears “N-No.. Jealous? Who-”

[russianspacegeckosexparty]

“Are you crying right now?” “No, these are thug tears”

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“It’s ok baby we’ll get you some red beans and rice, you’ll get there”

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Crucial Scientific Questions that the world is dying to know because reasons™ or whatever. Who teaches Pietro how to twerk or does he learn himself?

Sam catches him trying to teach himself and takes pity on him

[russianspacegeckosexparty]

Poor Pietro doesn’t know how to move his hips and looks like he’s having spasms.

[nsfcr0w-blog]

Sam sets up a tutorial plan. This is criminal. He cries when Pietro manages his first complete dutty wine

[nsfcr0w-blog]

We should give THICC™ Riley some love he deserves. Sam loves his beefy husband to pieces. He intentionally purchases shirts two or three sizes too small for him, and loves wearing Riley's hoodies because they're so big on him.

Riley is tall enough to just rest his chin on Sam’s head when they’re standing and Sam just LOVES it

[nsfcr0w-blog]

Crucial Scientific Questions that the world is dying to know because reasons™ or whatever. Who teaches Pietro how to twerk or does he learn himself?

Sam catches him trying to teach himself and takes pity on him

[nsfcr0w-blog]

Riley is personally offended when Pietro wins the award for "Fattest Ass in Superherodom" and is Mr. November for the sexy superhero calendar shoot. The speedster has basically become a pin-up boy and Mr. Fanservice. "He's only thicc from eating us out of house and home" Riley complains, throwing aside the magazine that has Pietro on the cover. "Riley, are you jealous?" Sam asks

Riley, not making eye contact and hiding his tears “N-No.. Jealous? Who-”

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*after a successful mission* Sam: *slaps Pietro's ass* "Great job out there kid, hit the showers"

Pietro: *winkwonk* only if u join me

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"I heard Pietro Maximoff was thicc, that he was buff as Hell" - Samuel Wilson, watching the speedster workout in the Avengers gymnasium, in clothes that look like they'll burst/rip from the exertion

Prior to catching Sam on the peep Pietro would speed through his workouts but now he seems overtly concentrated on his.... form

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*Sam smacks and squeezes Pietro's booty* "Damn boy, you THICC as Hell" (this happens multiple times daily)

Riley, cranky: BECAUSE HE EATS ALL OUR DAMN FOOD SAM ;_; IM THICC TOO BBY PLS-

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Has Sam ever needed to kink shame Pietro?

He’s done it so often that he’s dedicated a blog to it. None of his followers actually believe in any of these kinks but Sam knows. Sam knows.

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I’m Alive

I need to stretch my proverbial art wings, so hard-to-draw porn is coming up.

My first challenge is Furries because I’ve never drawn them.

You can submit a request in my Ask but before that read my Disclaimer and FAQ

[milkcree]

listen. i would sacrifice my life for reaper76

[likethetapeworm]

@snakeaterr sent me this video and said it was gabe and jack and honestly. yeah. how could it not

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I tried to write a Sam x all the dude smut fic and now pietro is an accountant

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My friend told me that his strength trainer in high school was a ripped power top bear whose boyfriend was also a massive bear. The two bears actually wrestled for an hour before their first time having sex to establish which was the dominant one.

To this day, I still think that to be the most masculine thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Straight men need to up their game.

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I’m really tired and confuse, why was a woodland animal teach ur friend how to lift weights?

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you’re precious