I Am The Mad King

Aleksey Arlovski SIC of the Ascendants

[nu-jebat-blog]

[screams from the void]

[nu-jebat-blog]

Well aren’t you desperate. 

Basically what I was going to ask of you if you could do, well..., a job for me. Something that will get your hands dirty so I hope you don’t care for that. 

[nu-jebat-blog]

Anyone that is shorter than me is little unless they’re above the 5′10 mark. 

This ‘werewolf’ is about two minutes away from slittling that throat of yours if you keep acting as if we’ve been friends since secondary school. Get your act together. 

[oldmanseneca]

[scowls but doesn’t push it] I’m not treating us like friends. I treat everyone the exact same fucking way. My act is always together.

[nu-jebat-blog]

[rolls his eyes ] Must’ve sucked to be your mother then. I don’t know anyone who would tolerate such behavior.

[oldmanseneca]

[low blow, hisses] whatever. You thought of whatever stupid fucking thing you wanted to talk about, yet?

[nu-jebat-blog]

Well I had quite a few moments ago, but now I just don’t even want to offer it to you. Someone with a dirty mouth like yours doesn’t deserve it. Maybe next time when you decide not to be so rude . 

[nu-jebat-blog]

Anyone that is shorter than me is little unless they’re above the 5′10 mark. 

This ‘werewolf’ is about two minutes away from slittling that throat of yours if you keep acting as if we’ve been friends since secondary school. Get your act together. 

[oldmanseneca]

[scowls but doesn’t push it] I’m not treating us like friends. I treat everyone the exact same fucking way. My act is always together.

[nu-jebat-blog]

[rolls his eyes ] Must’ve sucked to be your mother then. I don’t know anyone who would tolerate such behavior.

[acecroft]

[nu-jebat-blog]

Anyone that is shorter than me is little unless they’re above the 5′10 mark. 

This ‘werewolf’ is about two minutes away from slittling that throat of yours if you keep acting as if we’ve been friends since secondary school. Get your act together. 

[nu-jebat-blog]

Rather be stylish than an asshole though, but even if you tried you would most likely not make the cut. [nods] Yeah, though at this point the thought has already escaped me. Maybe it was your little comment that drove it away.

[oldmanseneca]

[frowns] well whats your name, other than stupido? I’ll write it down on a list of ‘who not to dress like.’

You have fucking alzheimer’s? ‘cause nobody is that forgetful.

[nu-jebat-blog]

Everyone can be forgetful for a number of reasons. They could be focused on something else, or just not all there. Maybe I was just too focused on the fact that a little man has their panties in a twist.

[nu-jebat-blog]

Rather be stylish than an asshole though, but even if you tried you would most likely not make the cut. [nods] Yeah, though at this point the thought has already escaped me. Maybe it was your little comment that drove it away.

[nu-jebat-blog]

[scoffs, and makes his way towards the exit] Well whenever you’re ready I’ll be outside. Just make sure not to trip over yourself this time.

[oldmanseneca]

[mumbles a few choice swear words to himself and then follows him outside] Ugh. That was not a bright idea. Yoga after pasta lunch. Nope.

[nu-jebat-blog]

Maybe if you had some common sense then you wouldn’t be feeling the need to empty out your stomache. Take an Advil or something, it’ll probably make you feel better.

[oldmanseneca]

[takes an advil] yeah, you’re right. So what are you trying to be? [points at the fur jacket] some werewolf or something?

[nu-jebat-blog]

[glares over at the other.] Was that supposed to be an insult? Just because it has some fluff doesn’t even make it drastic. Not to mention its cold and snowing therefore its an excuse to wear it.

[oldmanseneca]

No, it wasn’t an insult. It was a question. I come from the land of armani suits and sleek ferraris. I’m not used to the cold and people wearing fur. To me you look like a fucking werewolf. 

[nu-jebat-blog]

Well then get used to it if you're going to be tagging along with me for who knows how long. Now seeing as it has already begun to snow, you should get a jacket soon this week so you don't end up freezing.

[nu-jebat-blog]

[scoffs, and makes his way towards the exit] Well whenever you’re ready I’ll be outside. Just make sure not to trip over yourself this time.

[oldmanseneca]

[mumbles a few choice swear words to himself and then follows him outside] Ugh. That was not a bright idea. Yoga after pasta lunch. Nope.

[nu-jebat-blog]

Maybe if you had some common sense then you wouldn’t be feeling the need to empty out your stomache. Take an Advil or something, it’ll probably make you feel better.

[oldmanseneca]

[takes an advil] yeah, you’re right. So what are you trying to be? [points at the fur jacket] some werewolf or something?

[nu-jebat-blog]

[glares over at the other.] Was that supposed to be an insult? Just because it has some fluff doesn't even make it drastic. Not to mention its cold and snowing therefore its an excuse to wear it.

[nu-jebat-blog]

[scoffs, and makes his way towards the exit] Well whenever you’re ready I’ll be outside. Just make sure not to trip over yourself this time.

[oldmanseneca]

[mumbles a few choice swear words to himself and then follows him outside] Ugh. That was not a bright idea. Yoga after pasta lunch. Nope.

[nu-jebat-blog]

Maybe if you had some common sense then you wouldn't be feeling the need to empty out your stomache. Take an Advil or something, it'll probably make you feel better.

[nu-jebat-blog]

[scoffs, and makes his way towards the exit] Well whenever you're ready I'll be outside. Just make sure not to trip over yourself this time.

[nu-jebat-blog]

Maybe you’re here for that attitude of yours. Why don’t you drop the sarcasm before I actually have you go and see how long it takes for you to snap your back in two.

[oldmanseneca]

[smirks] I like your tone of voice, there. What’s your name?

[nu-jebat-blog]

[sighs] Aleksey, and I'm guessing you'll be giving me yours now no?

We should probably move elsewhere if you're wanting to talk. I don't need others over hearing a conversation.

[nu-jebat-blog]

Maybe you're here for that attitude of yours. Why don't you drop the sarcasm before I actually have you go and see how long it takes for you to snap your back in two.

[oldmanseneca]

why the fuck are we at a yoga class?

[nu-jebat-blog]

Why don’t you ask the person who dragged us both here.

[oldmanseneca]

I thought you dragged me here.

[nu-jebat-blog]

I simply said that someone wanted us to come here and that we should go incase it was important. Though at this point I'm pretty sure its not what I expected.

[oldmanseneca]

why the fuck are we at a yoga class?

[nu-jebat-blog]

Why don't you ask the person who dragged us both here.

[goghi]

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