Homo on the Range

A better shot than anyone thinks

[flawedlouise]

[nuevovaquero]

Oh boy......

[hotstepping-blog-deactivated202]

yknow what my twenty odd years of life experience have taught me? you never trust a cowboy

[notsogolden-blog1]

@nuevovaquero

[nuevovaquero]

🔫

[papaparah]

baby pokemon dragons i forgot i never posted here!! dragonair and dratini are my fave dragon type pokemons!!

[cowboysuggest]

[foxesjaw]

[bearie]

[sailorbrazil]

oh my god…

[beyondrcdemption]

nuevovaquero‌:

Not even one little howdy?

Look into your heart and tell me what you think the answer to that question is, cowboy.

[nuevovaquero]

Darlin....

[beyondrcdemption]

Yes.

[nuevovaquero]

Not even one little howdy?

[drukhari]

I’m not sure when it began but I started unironically answering phones at work with “howdy” and before I knew it I was even tossing in a “yeehaw” here and there on my way to the water fountain

Basically what I’m trying to say is I done caught cowboy and you’re all infected now probably

[angelicguy]

*cowboy vlogger voice* and if ya fancy, hit that there like button. and hell, while yer here, give that subscribe button a click too

[plumada-deactivated20211130]

and a new snake!!!!! his name is jesse because he was in a cowboy boot and jesse is a cowboy!

[nuevovaquero]

That's a real good name for him

[theocseason4]

[rexuality]

what the fuck

[rexuality]

wait I’m from the south

[rexuality]

what in tarnation

[bob-belcher]

[farmsuggestion]

teacher: shut the door! what do u live in a bar- me: 👌👌📿📿🤠🤠🤠🤠BARN???😭😭😭😭🌾🌾🌅🌅🌅 😏😏😏😶😶😶😃😁 PARDNER I BREATHEEE BARNS 🍃🍃😤😤👌👌👌🐮 ALL DAY, NEVER STOP. 🙏🙏🙏NEVER STOPPIN THE HAY CHEWIN,🌾🌾🌾 NEVRR DONE HAVING COW PARTIES 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐮🐮 YOU THINK THESE ARE CLOTHES???? 💃💃💃💃COUNTRY CHECK, THESE ARE TRACTOR PARTS, MOTH'R TRUCK'R. 🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 YER EITHER MUDDIN ER Y'AINT WITH US, ☠☠😭😭CITY SLICKER.😭😭☠☠ I WAS BORN COW CHILD🐂🐂, AND RAISED TRACTOR GIRL,🚜🚜 AND NOW IM BARN WOMAN.💆🤷🙆🙅🙅 SUGAR AND SPICE.💥💥🍃🍂✊✊💣💣 YOU CITY SLICK ME ONCE I COUNTRY ROUND KICK YOU TWICE.😲😡😡😡😤😤😤 NEVER STOPPIN’.🤞🤞✋✋💯💯💯 ALWAYS CROPPIN’ 🌾🌻🌻🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🙅🙆🙌🌞🌞🌞✔✔✔✔💯💯💯

[garbage-empress]

cowboy advice

be rootin

be tootin

and by god be shootin

but most of all

be kind