Hello, welcome

I am nukeasaurus and I am a nerd

[chumbie]

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

[shamebats]

[transfemininomenon]

fruit fly diving straight toward the glass of apple cider vinegar mixed with dish soap already littered with the corpses of his kin

[effemimaniac]

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

[bakugou-kacchan]

why were you at mad at me island

[minyicho]

truth is stranger than fiction

[radiofreederry]

[passengerpigeons]

haters will see a winter enjoyer and say "why are you going outside it's cold and boring" and not even see the beauty in desolation and stillness 🙄

[portaltwo-deactivated20231028]

“using keep inventory is cheating and you’re not playing minecraft the REAL way” <- this guy cant get home by jumping into a 100 block deep ravine 

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

[queersona]

oouuh, oouuuhhh!! we are hiring! we are hiring!! we are sooOO desperate for workers we will take anyone !! OOUUHH labor shortage!!!! pleaze let us hire you!! ouuUUUHuuuUhh................ Your application has been rejected. You are not what we're looking for at this time. We're sorry.

[markodragic]

massive shoutout to that guy who threw eggs at the king today and shouted "this country was built on the blood of slaves"

I only see 1 king in this picture

[markodragic]

this is presumably in case he violates english law by using them to make edible food

[plounce]

all u sensitive souls out there.. freak it to yiur geart's delight

[starwalker-------official]

[lakevida]

due to your unwillingness to engage with the unfamiliar we have no choice but to abandon you in a snake pit i'm sorry

[lesbian-king-kai]

This is highly yet subtly ableist-coded.

[lakevida]

[coughloop]

I'm sorry ma'am but your son died from smoking the dynamite too hard he was puffing that shit like crazy and blowing mad tricks and rings and shit it was fukcing awesome but he didn't notice the wick was only getting shorter and shorter and well the rest is something you can vividly imagine

[gayvampyr]

[plounce]

no more gravy no more basting it is freedom we are tasting

[plounce]

[nicoleshpep]

JESSE. JESSE YOU WORTHLESS IMBECILE. STOP POURING OIL ON YOURSELF JESSE. YOU CAN’T FLY IN THE RAIN BECAUSE YOU COVERED YOURSELF IN OIL JESSE. IT’S SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOS-

- Season 26, Episode 5, ‘Stairway to heaven’