Where Flowers Bloom Under Starlight

I'm Nuke! My favorite things are robots, horses, little dolls filled with stars, and Hoenn. World's #1 Fixit and Honeycutt fan, also the CEO of Geno. I'm 34, I love the colors red and teal, and my favorite Pokemon is Roserade. I'm also married to Looker! I have a lot of pets. I'm "Nuke" on Subeta, and "BROserade" on twitter. Sidebar art is by Hyouta. *If you need ANYTHING tagged please let me know!*

[rowlfthedog]

[drysqu1d]

this video's meant to be creepy but this part just made me laugh. go off spongebob

[shittymoviedetails]

The beach that makes you old

[powerjock]

I can never seem to find her, but she always finds me

[fluffiest-fox-kira]

This is the plot of Death Stranding

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[nukenai]

high again because i've been sleeping really well on my half a 5mg gummy regimen and i'm sitting here reading Meta Knight's Kirby wiki page because I'm trying to figure out what his deal is and what he does

the answer is, apparently, nothing.

[ao3commentoftheday]

Did you know that AO3 allows fics with homicide in them? There’s a whole tag for Major Character Death and even more tags so you can find exactly what kind of character death you want to read. 

Don’t they know that murder is illegal? You just know there are a bunch of homicidal maniacs out there who love to read those stories. They write them, too, in between killing people. 

Anyone can read the stories on AO3! Kids can read them! They’re getting exposed to stabbing, poisoning, even guns! And they’re writing the heroes doing the killing, too! That’s basically telling kids it’s okay to go out and murder their families. It’s promoting violence and encouraging homicide and if we don’t do something about it soon, you’ll be murdered next!

[zoanzon]

[ao3commentoftheday]

The devil came to my house and tried to burn it down, which is why this post exists in the first place.

[leadoodles]

I can’t believe that tumblr user ao3commentoftheday is telling KIDS to go out knocking on doors asking for the devil! /s

[ao3commentoftheday]

but only *after* they piss on the poor! /s

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[animentality]

[drtrinitysantos]

sdxfcgvzdxfcgvhzdxfcgvhbjnkmlcgvhbjnk science

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

[edgar-allan-possum]

Most important topic in conservation and no one's talking about it

[fongus-the-ninth]

Likely one of the funniest things we will get from the extremely late-to-the-party among us show

[segamascott]

[queenofattolia]

the sound of moving water is the best thing in the world. rain falling, waves crashing, fountains tinkling, streams gurgling, a lake lapping, cascades crashing, springs burbling...it's all so beautiful.

[nukenai]

I'm packing pretty light for this trip and I have pretty much everything in one medium suitcase and my brain is like

Huh cat.mov

I'm all neurotic about it but it's like girl you packed 3 shirts with Geno on them you're gonna be fucking fine, idiot. Relax. That's more than enough shirts with Geno on them!!!

[parkchanwoohoo]

I understand how, when it comes to sensitive topics, people shut their brains down. I get it. I really do. But it's exhausting how many times I have to be like "There are no thought crimes, you have to actually harm someone or contribute to the harm of someone for you to be have done something bad."

And then I get legions of people who are like "Ah, so you're okay with people DOING BAD THINGS?" No, I'm explicitly against that

"Ah but if they DID THE BAD THINGS, it's because they were THINKING ABOUT IT and WANTING TO DO IT." Correct. The problem is the doing

"Oh, so you think NO ONE who EVER thought about doing bad things has EVER done a bad thing??" No. I'm sure many of them did think about it beforehand. I'm sure many also did not. It's the doing that's the issue

"So you want me to be COOL with PEOPLE DOING BAD THINGS" No. The doing is the problem. I also don't expect you to be cool with anything, I don't know you or care about you and nobody is owed any particular emotional reaction

"YOU WANT ME TO LOVE PEOPLE WHO DO BAD THINGS" Not really no

"YOU WANT ME TO KISS PEOPLE WHO THINK HARMFUL THOUGHTS ON THE MOUTH" Not really no

"SO YOU LOVE WHEN BAD THINGS ARE DONE" Where am I losing you

[fondesmode]

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”