No Longer Dazai

Ind. Sel. RP. Osamu Dazai from BSD.

[nullifiedhuman]

"Make me."

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[nullifiedhuman]

When the water and rocks at the bottom of the cliff looks welcoming.

[nullifiedhuman]

{ NEVER again am I doing 6 days a week of work.

No no no no no no nope.

Unless I get paid a million dollars up front.

This nightmare is almost over, then I'll HOPEFULLY pick activity back up }

[nullifiedhuman]

Official Hiatus Notice

{ Not only have I been super busy getting ready for Scare Actor season, but I have my first 6-day work week coming up here soon already.

I will be working 6-day weeks all throughout October.

Scare acting is fun, but exhausting. I have 4 days of that, then 2 days of dish-washing at my main job.

Our other dishwasher got fired recently ! Baaaaad timing for the time of year but hey, I get more hours now!

So my energy for Tumblr is little to none ! Expect to seem e return to tumblr in November! }

[gravitysheep]

Chuuya allows himself to show surprise on his face as the offer for something more. He was fully expecting resistance from Dazai on that request. What the hell? Was he really being serious? He must be given that tone of voice.

"... Think you can do 3 days then? And a nicer bottle of wine? It doesn't have to be extravagant but definitely better than the cheap shit."

[nullifiedhuman]

"So three days of no teasing. And a really nice bottle of wine?"

He's already thinking and calculating how GOOD of a brand he could manage to get for Chuuya. After all Dazai tended to be a cheap-ass with it came to things. Never paid tabs, had bare minimum - And it wasn't like he was jobless either.

Nonetheless. . .

"Is that it now? Sounds easy enough for me."

[gravitysheep]

"No!! Never going to happen damn it!"

Chuuya is glaring at him harshly and looks ready to reel back and deck the man in the face.

"If you do I'll be sure to take cover for when the world ends."

[nullifiedhuman]

"But if the world ends, how would you take cover from that? Wouldn't you STILL be ended WITH The world? Or would yo be able to float off into space and survive?"

[noticemebandagemachine]

Akutagawa can feel his anger rising, Rashomon crackling a bit but not forming. Of course it quiets once his shoulder is pat.

"You're far from innocent Dazai-san. Your training was hellish and nearly killed me before had I not gotten Rashomon to activate in time."

[nullifiedhuman]

"Oh come oooooon, me? Almost kill you in training? I would NEVER ~"

He knows well his little innocent act will do nothing for him here. Not at all.

[ypokosmo-theos]

While he waited for a response the teen grew more anxious the longer it took. Were his senses actually wrong and this guy was actually dead? Or was he so far gone that he was mere moments from dying? Worse yet, if this guy did wind up being dead would he be blamed?? He already looked like he would have if anyone just happened upon the scene in the shadows. Thankfully, for him at least it seems, the man was in fact still alive.

Eh? Bummer?? Had this guy really...? Well then... That was unexpected.

"Ah... I'm sorry then?" He wasn't entirely certain what to do or say, forgetting in the moment of the bizarre reaction that he shouldn't really be seen. Even in the dark shade he didn't look entirely human at the moment.

[nullifiedhuman]

"I'll just have to try harder next time. Try something different, again. Hmmmm."

Now he was mentally going through the methods he has tried thus far and the ones he hasn't. Maybe he should amp up the dosage on the the sleeping pills one.

Or maybe mix some strong pills together WITH the sleeping pills? Or maybe --

Oh, wait. The other person is still here.

Now his attention went to Hades, head tilting to the side.

"What brings you here, by the way? I can't say you look familiar."

[nullifiedhuman]

"It's the silly number!"

[nullifiedhuman]

Questioning Sentences, Vol. 48

@ypokosmo-theos asked: "Are you dead?" - from his BSD verse

The question went unanswered for a moment. Two moments. Three moments. Four.

Dazai almost couldn't make out that he was being spoken to. Nor could he really believe that, yet again, he was STILL alive after such a wonderful attempt. This one had failed too? Drats.

A groan. Eyes slowly opening.

Now he sat up slowly and gave a heavy, yet slightly exasperated sigh.

"Unfortunately, it would appear as if I am alive. Bummer."

[noticemebandagemachine]

"You are one of the reasons I've been to hell before Dazai-san." His training under the former mafia executive certainly could be equated to hellish. He didn't forget about the time he was shot at 3 times as punishment for a mistake.

[nullifiedhuman]

"Whooooo lil 'ol MEEEEE~? I couldn't have been! I'm as innocent as can be!"

Dazai pat pats Aku's shoulder.

"What have I ever done huh?"

[gravitysheep]

"No no no, I dislike that one immensely! Don't call me that."

Even if it could be seen as true given once he got going on something he was near impossible to stop. Be it fighting or arguing thanks to his stubborn pride.

"If you do I feel like hell will have frozen over."

[nullifiedhuman]

"Oh come oooooon it's perfect for you ! Just blow some steam and go 'CHOO CHOO' !"

Oh he knew he was potentially digging some sorta hole for himself.

"Surely I'll fund a beautiful, suicidal woman someday !"

[gravitysheep]

Chuuya sighed heavily as well before blinking down to him. How did he want to be thanked...? He hadn't even thought about it actually. What did he want as thanks.

"... Don't tease me for at least a day. If you can do that I'll consider us even."

That would probably be difficult for Dazai but he was curious about if it was possible.

[nullifiedhuman]

"For a LEAST a day, huh? Just one day, no teasing? JUST one or do you want more?"

His tone had suddenly gotten dead serious. Akin to the tone he had used back in his Mafia days. A tone that makes it obvious he's being serious as can be.

"Is that all? Nothing else?"

[gravitysheep]

"Of course you do...."

It takes a good deal of self restraint to keep from pinching the bridge of his nose. It was like dealing with a ornery five year old sometimes it felt like.

"Good luck I guess you dumb ass. I doubt anyone would want to try this hair brained scheme of yours."

[nullifiedhuman]

"Chuu-Chuu train !"

He laughs at his own dumb joke.

"I just may find someone who will ~ Who knows !"

[gravitysheep]

"How dense are you?! I was busting my ass to get you here so you didn't actually die and that's how you thank me?! Are you kidding me?"

Chuuya grumbles and watches as Dazai rubs his arm. Oh he was tempted to hit the man again honestly but decided against it.

"Of course I am given you basically joked during a serious moment! Be glad I don't do worse to you."

[nullifiedhuman]

"Pfffttt hahaha ~! Fiiiiiiine then."

Dazai gives a sigh, laying on the bed with his arms sprawled out. His gaze went to the ceiling for a moment as he inhaled real deeply, then exhaled through his nose.

"How DO you want to be thanked?"

[noticemebandagemachine]

"I've already gone through hell more than once... What's one more trip?"

[nullifiedhuman]

"One more trip for lil' ol me ~?"

[noticemebandagemachine]

"... I would go to hell and drag you back myself if I needed to."

Akutagawa sounded completely dead serious about this.

[nullifiedhuman]

"Is thaaaaaat so ~?"

Meanwhile Dazai seemed absolutely amused by this ~