I'M GUNNING FOR THE DEEP END!

akakios | 26 | he/him | intp-t | midwest emo

[rainphee]

this is the only time google's stupid ai has ever made my life better in any capacity

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[biocrafthero]

The Tolling of the Bell compilation

[theprimitivesexappeal]

This is how i feel

[tekunoraizu]

[heidelbro]

[fourthapprentice]

they’re having a normal one on the NL subreddit

[senatortedcruz]

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[foodprogram-deactivated20220419]

this is what it looks like inside bottles of olive oil

[cryptotheism]

start microdosing on mercury so you can build up a tolerance

ibdont think you have my best interests at heart

[officialpenisenvy]

in my high school a few years ahead of me there was a polyamorous girl named luna who was dating a guy and a girl and the girl was named (i swear to god this is her birth name) marea. they were named moon and tide and they were lesbian lovers. i thought it was the most romantic fated thing ever as a tiny baby queer it would make me sigh in adoration. the boyfriend's name was frank

[4whomittolz]

[riverpiracy]

do you think a 22 yr old is too young for a 24 yr old?

i mainly fuck divorced fathers so i wouldn't know too much about that.. but yeah i think they should both be put to death

[tahthetrickster]

it’s plain white rice you idiot obligate carnivore

[wizard0rb]

steps out of the shower completely dry after parrying every drop of water with my bathroom greatsword

[senatortedcruz]

Gas prices ain’t nothing to a carless walkcel like me

[oxypill]

[dedw8]