Lord Forgwaad

I aim to horrify, amuse and confuse. local cryptid, meme dealer, cursed emoji pillow enthusiast   

[forgwater]

Welcome All!

Wanna be mutuals?

-Fan Art-

Reverse Mermaid Style: Floyd Jade Azul Riddle Trey Cater(chibi/cartoonish style) Malleus Vil

Lucky Cat Grim

Chimera Grim

Possible Tattoos: Heartslabyul

Medusa Cater

Heartslabyul but they're birbs

Lilia, but he's only a bat's head(?)

5 of the Great 7 as the Muses from Hercules (+ Scar and Jafar)

Jade(in Snufkin partially inspired clothes + mushrooms)

Floyd + long tsum Floyd

punk Jade

biblically accurate LIlia tsum

Malleus

:D Jobs Devil (Obey Me!)

Porcelain Harlequin/Clown Diasomnia

Jade (The Mushroom Lad)

Malleus (he's just a little creechur.....)

Mermay Octavinelle

Rook <3

Jade (as Norman Bates)

-Fics-

Fics I wrote for other people's AU's(@/jackplushie)

My Fics:

Of Humans and Fae (general)Lilia Vanrouge x Reader: part 1 part 2 part 3 part 4 part 5

Lilia Vanrouge x Reader: Confession

Rook Hunt x Reader: C'est que du bonheur

Trying to stop Rook from terrorizing the NRC students, inspired by Steven the seagull (both romantic and platonic versions): part 1  part 2  part 3 part 4 part 5 Valentine's Day (but it's August) Valentine’s Day (and it is Valentine’s Day!)

Dire Crowley x Reader: The Flyer(1) Part 2 (harpy Dire)

Silver x Reader: A knight's duty

Welcome to Floyd's Nightmare: Revenge of the Shrimp (summary: mc is an actual shrimp and the only one that thinks it's weird is Floyd): the first post the fic itself

Cater Diamond x Reader: Bad Habit (club card inspired)

Cater Diamondx Reader: JK... unless? [request in which Cater teaches the reader how to play blackjack (...kinda)]

Vil Schoenheit x Reader: Soft Late Night Visit To The Kitchen

"Ah, yes. Me, my beloved Prefect and my lookalike tsum from another dimension." - headcanons - part 1 part 2 part 3

Possible AU

Off the Deep End and into the Abyss beginning

Bleeding Hearts Masterlist (yandere twst valentines special)

Cursed Emoji Pillow crackfic: part 1 part 2

-Headcanons-

Lilia's name

Vil's tendency to call people potato

Rook's perfume

Floyd's nicknames: part 1 part 2 part 3

Jade and mushrooms

About fae aging and inviting them in

Is there an older and a younger twin?

[corrodedparadox]

Pride shrimpies

Stickers

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Pride shrimpies

Stickers

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Pride shrimpies

Stickers

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Pride shrimpies

Stickers

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Pride shrimpies

Stickers

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

this is what i mean when i say "sniles so sneetly" btw

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly

[spiltspit]

Happy pride to my fellow aro & ace homies ! ⚔️

[kateammann]

Happy Pride Month to all of my fellow aces!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

[i-effed-it-all-up-deactivated20]

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

[nightmaresyrup]

The bird lady in the old hospital courtyard.

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[godflesh-deactivated20240624]

a little compilation

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign(s)

[swordy-da-goat]

Updated character sheet for Hazard Monster for artfight

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

villain going to the goon shelter to pick out a new henchman

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

this energetic and diabolical boy was rescued from a goon hoarding situation… he loves pulling levers, gloating, and turning cranks with great abandon. prefers to be the only goon. needs an active lair with plenty of enrichment.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

now this fella comes with some baggage. his previous villain was going to have put down when he refused to perform unsedated human vivisection as a form of torture. one of our agents intercepted the execution and brought him to the goon shelter. would thrive in an environment of G or PG-rated villainry.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

on the other hand, if you’re looking for something a little more… advanced… then this fine lady over here would make a great challenge for an experienced villain able to set firm boundaries. she will NOT be released to first-time villains; proof of prior henchpeople must be demonstrated before adoption approval. high prey drive. under no circumstances should she be left alone with children or small animals. must sign waiver releasing the goon shelter from responsibility if her behavior is deemed excessively depraved.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

These two are pair-bonded and may only be adopted together. Up for anything, they are fiercely loyal to their employer provided their needs are met and they are permitted to hold hands. They look alarmingly similar to one another but it is undeterminable whether they are close blood relatives or lovers who choose to dress and style themselves in identical ways. Habit of finishing each other’s sentences with rhyming couplets; we have not attempted to train this out of them. Will answer to whatever names or titles you give them so long as they are complimentary and/or rhyme.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Will you help this goon find his forevil lair? He’s been returned to the goon shelter six times now but we refuse to give up on him. A vile little rat of a man, he’d be the perfect accomplice to someone willing to overlook his unfortunate heterosexuality. If gay-coding is not your style and you don’t expect it from a henchman, please consider giving this little guy a good home in your dastardly schemes.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

This guy is not your typical goon. He was rescued from a high-kill shelter after being deemed unfit for henching. His deep baritone voice, his darkly handsome good looks, and his flair for the dramatic have made prospective employers pass over him time and time again, making him the longest resident of the goon shelter. But don’t judge a book by its cover—while his appearance and demeanor suggest “villain”, his real passion is taking orders and faithfully serving a master. If you’re secure in your villainry and not prone to jealousy, he may just be what it takes to turn your base into a lair.

[starbuck]

me analyzing my favorite characters:

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time