Navigator.

Mouthwashing OC roleplay blog

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Perri. Any pronouns. Pony Express Licensed Navigator. Currently navigating for an internal safety inspection team. ONLY on here to keep an eye on my FUCKASS coworker and make sure everyone's doing their goddamn jobs.

OOC: hello and welcome to my fuckass oc blog :3 mun uses they/them and is a minor.

rules

romantic stuff is fine (flirting etc, id rather no explicit shipping without prior discussion)

please keep sexually explicit stuff to a minimum as i am broadly uncomfortable with it

um idk have fun. if anything comes up i'll add it ♡

[technician-daisuke]

hiatus

[technician-daisuke]

man. i keep getting followers here so i should probably actually say something.

due to a series of circumstances that i'm not going to divulge because i fucking hate drama, i can no longer play this character or @number-one-constellation-guide . the blogs are going to remain up, cus i do miss them and want to look back on the good times, but the blog's unfortunately dead from here on out. not going to answer any new asks or interact with any other blogs or nothing.

if you know me personally (i.e in any setting OUTSIDE of tumblr) and want an explanation, idk, i guess i can give one. other than that it's just a lack of passion.

so, yeah. later all.

[technician-daisuke]

hiatus

[number-one-constellation-guide]

Beep beep it's the sound of the TOUCH TONE TELEPHONE babyyyyy tell us about a time you took a life changing call/text?

Hmm. I'm not sure any calls or texts have been particularly life changing. I suppose the call that my application for Pony Express was accepted? It feels like a basic answer, but I can't think of anything else.

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Go ahead, cake my day.

on it boss

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What do you call Santa Claus after he falls into a fire? Krisp Kringle!

Ha. Please send me more of these.

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A man walks into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! I can’t remember the name of an airport building!”

The doctor says “I’m so sorry, it’s terminal.”

Ha ha.

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Why do reindeer love Beyoncé? She can really sleigh!

Ha ha ha!

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Why do cows have hooves? Because they lac-tose!

Ha ha.

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What do you call pasta with no money? Penne-less!

I'm going to post the rest of these without comment because they all made me laugh hysterically.

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What do you call cookie people from Ireland? Ginger-bred men!

Okay no I hate this one.

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A man walks into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to petting zoos!”

The doctor says “What are your symptoms?”

The man says “Well, I’ve been feeling a little horse for the past week.”

Ha ha ha ha!!! Send more of these!! This is so good!!

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You take the cake! Nothing holds a candle to you!

These are good. I like them.

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You're kinda cute thoooo

Who are you?

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Thoughts on frogs?

They're cute.

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Have you ever played an instrument? Like as a hobby I mean

I played piano in high and middle school. I liked it, but I never have the time anymore.

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What food would you NEVER eat

Pork. Well, I have eaten it, but I don't like it. I won't be doing it again.