frank gallagher's failing liver

[iwasnotaslasher]

Unbeknown to the other, Frank had set his phone to play 'Too Sweet' by Hozier when Peter calls him.

Peter's own for him is 'Daffodil' by Florence + the machine.

They are so blatant yet oblivious that Ned is dying of cringe every time he happens to be in the same room with both of them.

[wilkkio]

Sadly I had to watch the french version of Spiderman bnd because I was in a small town who only broadcast the french version and there is a line I absolutely love and I don't know how it is in the English version.

When Frank explained to Peter that Mj told him to come help him fight Jean, and Peter is like "she really said that 🥺"

Frank say's "Tu rougis ma pivoine ?" Which can be translated to "Are you blushing my peony ?"

The fact he calls him a peony, and that he says MY peony. I'm unwell. Even the french version is gay

[outwardjester68]

TW: Some very slight mentions of SA.

not much but thought I'd warn just in case.

Peter was just walking along the street minding his own buisness when he sees Skip also in the street. Peter hasn't seen or even heard of Skip in roughly 10 years but Peter was sure the man is suppoused to still be in jail.

Honestly Peter panicked and just turned tail and ran he wasn't sure where he was headed but he eventually ened up at Frank's boat/house. Frank wasn't home right now but that didn't stop Peter from entering anyway.

After some research and detective work Peter learned that after the spell was cast no one could remember why Skip was imprisoned in the first place, no one could find anything of the kid he 'aparently' assaulted so he was eventlually released.

Peter just felt numb, he just slowly crept into Frank's bed, curled up and hid under the sheets like a scared child, he felt like he was a child all over again.

A few hours later Frank finally came home, it didn't take him long to find the spider shaped lump in his bed. After a bit of gentle coaxing Peter told Frank about Skip, Peter felt safe around Frank so it didn't take much.

Days later Peter 'saw' Skip again. On the news. Skip Wescott had been found dead with multiple bullet wounds. Peter didn't need to guess who killed Skip.

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If someone wants to turn this into a full (better written) fic feel free to do so.

Did you know that Skip Wescott isn't a fandom made character and is actually a real character in marvel comics and he really did assault a 12 year old Peter Parker. Skip first appeared in a 1984 comic made to help children recognize and report abuse.

[spideycastles]

au where aunt may lives and remembers peter (don’t ask how idk) coming home from work one day to find frank lounging on her couch.

peter standing still in the hallway between the front door and living room eyes darting between frank laying on the couch with his arms resting behind his head and his aunt staring dumbfounded at frank.

all three remain in suffocating silence, although from the corner of his eye peter can see that frank seems rather relaxed considering how fucked they are. which actually frank probably doesn’t give a damn but the uncertainty of how badly this conversation can go, yeah, peter thinks he’s about to pass out right then and there.

“okay, i’ll bite.” his aunt slowly turns her head and looks him over, almost like she’s looking for something and peter can feel his heart hammering against ribs with each passing second. “peter, who the hell is this man and why does he look like he just stepped out of a boxing ring? is he - is he like one of your superhero friends or something?”

and frank has the audacity to actually cackle at the last question. frank castle, a superhero, yeah okay peter can see why he’d laugh at that but this is not the time or place and god damn it this is their first meeting and peter desperately wants them to get along.

the age gap and frank’s lifestyle is already a hard enough pill to swallow for his aunt he cannot have her thinking he’s an asshole too, despite that being the case.

“um - he’s not a - no he’s not my friend. he’s my - my uhh” and now that he’s thinking about it, peter doesn’t even know what to say because for all they’ve been doing they never actually talked about it in that context. so what’s he supposed to say? this is my boyfriend who’s not really my boyfriend because he has a lot of issues and unresolved family related trauma and he’s incapable of being in a committed relationship right now but neither of us wants to let this go so we’re doing whatever feels good until that problem somehow sorts itself out. he absolutely can’t fucking say that.

peter makes the mistake of looking at frank thinking maybe by some miracle frank will have something better to say but he just stares right back at him with a smile that peter knows all too well. yeah petey what am i?

“peter, sweetheart. who is this man?” aunt may slowly makes her over to where he’s standing as though she’s afraid if she moves too fast frank will hurt them.

“i’m frank castle, his patrol buddy.”

frank finally decides to take mercy on peter and say what he thinks aunt may would probably wanna hear right now.

they both turn to look at him. two pairs of big glassy brown eyes staring at him.

right. patrol buddy. that’s what he wants to call it. patrol buddy who just had peter on his knees fucking his mouth with peter sobbing around his cock and humping his combat boots like a desperate little puppy - as frank put it.

well okay. maybe frank doesn’t need to see peter’s new panties tonight, that would be wildly inappropriate for a patrol buddy. whatever the fuck that means.

peter looks back at his aunt and forces a smile that he knows without a doubt will not be fooling her in the slightest but considering how he feels right now this is the best he’s got and she’s gonna have to go with it.

“oh. okay. nice to meet you, frank castle.” she gives frank a smile a little too similar to peter’s, “i would say make yourself at home but i see there’s no need for that, you seem to have done that already.”

fuck. maybe he should’ve listened to frank when he said they should always stay at his place.

[iwasnotaslasher]

The concept of 22 years old Peter still a virgin and Frank being his first. The older man forgetting he's dealing with a young mutant with high stamina and super healing factor, thinking he'd better go slow and sweet with the boy... only for Peter to unleash a Category 5 Horny Event and ride him to heaven and back.

The one walking funny the next morning will be Frank - if he manges to get up from the bed at all. Meanwhile, Peter is out there slinging throught the skyscrapers to bring breakfast home.

[outcastdeity]

Watches Spiderman Brand New Day

Sighs and adds another toxic age-gap yaoi ship to the collection

[m1ons]

ermmm they kinda sillyyy idkkkk

[veralapulgaviajera]

Kinda spoilers for bnd so if you haven’t watched it come back later

This is really really silly but i couldn’t stop giggling when i thought of it… anyways wow what a movie.

Also I knew she’d be there cus if you’ve seen my other posts then you know I made it happen, but i was still so shocked when she was actually there it was funny.

[d1sapp01ntm3nt]

hello everybody my name is Finney Blake Fan

[sootstar22]

WE OFFICIALLY HAVE 40K FICS!!! HUZZAH!!!!

[miwiheroes]

40k universes where byler are in love :)

[boonjur]

If Frank's kids were alive, they'd be about the same age as Peter..

[anondrawsfanart]

Got obsessed with the dynamic of these losers

Spider-Man Brand New Day was such a fun movie, man

[bunnybonesstudio]

Max asks Will if he thinks Mike is more attractive than Lucas and gets SUPER offended when he says yes

[pinkchiapet]

⛈️

[dandyr0se]

i fully believe mike would say "i wish i was a girl so we could be together" before ever thinking "i wish will was a girl so we could be together." i don't think mike could ever want any part of will to change.

[mardyart]

I like my spidey a little lonely, a little conflicted and a little emotional

[miwiheroes]

the hold that blue and yellow ships has on people must be studied

[lucalookalike]

May I add percabeth and wilmon?