Noobador!

Looks like i'm taking you to pound town, kid.

[numberoneuncle]

BLOG INTRO AND THE RULES!

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This blog is run by @explodingsparks ! I finally gave into demons after finding out the other ask blogs and my friend making a solitude one!!

RULES

For the sake of me, no nsfw asks! Some can be fine but just, don’t go overboard because the person who runs this blog is not longer a minor, but this rule will still be applied!!

Please, refrain from sending hateful asks to me or any I think that go too far. You can insult Noobador, sir! Just don’t go like “FUCK YOU!!!!!” To me LOL

The ship on this blog will be FrozenFighterTea! If anyone wants to be those characters, you are free to! But be quick to because there’s only one spot!

CRUEL KING - N/A

THANYIEL - N/A

TAGS

Ooc stuff will be #oocpost

Noobador answering asks is #Noobadoranswers

Noobador ANGST!! Will be #sadnoob

Basic post will be tagged with #Noobadoraskblog (unless that is ooc posts)

[numberoneuncle]

I must say, who ever were the guys who made your them, you BETTER have payed em good because jesus.

“…My- what?”

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Opinions on Captain Trotter?

“Cap..tain…Trotter. Not say I heard of the guy.”

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updat

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I think you should change the "there's not a designated love interest for Noobador" thing from your pinned. I got NOTP jumpscared

I FORGOR!!!! I’ll do that right aaay

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I don't believe it's a good time to visit him, in all honesty.

With due respects. -K.Wizard. (ooc: as someone who hc's that cruel king is forever stuck in nirvana. (also yes this is kirb speaking hello hi)

“Why, is he sick, hurt?! You all are makin’ me worry!”

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noobador if someone just started speaking gibberish to you what would you do

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Noobador you still alive and well? Do ya need any extra thick clothes when visiting Blackrock? (Anon sends a package full of warm coats and gloves, including heat packs)

Ah! Thanks for this, I’ve been running low money anyways…ehe.

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How long has it been since you last saw Cruel King & Mayor Thaniyel?

Been a month for Thanyiel…as for Cruel King?

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I…Should visit him.

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Does Red & Blue know about your relationship between Thaniyel and Cruel King?

I told them bits of it…I often took them to visit the two! Hehe, they loved the two. Especially the King.

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Bit of ooc stuff just please don’t reblog every post, likes are fine just don’t reblog pretty much everything! You’re okay to reblog some stuff!!

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Get this uncle a #1 mug and a damn vacation after everything which happened-

fuck green man, (said a new anon who just stumbled in through the door)

“A vacation does sound nice…”

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Hi Noobador! How did you get to know Thaniyel then?

“Thanyiel…heh, we actually met when I was around in my teenage years, 17…I think I was. Me and my brother were just goofing around, playing the rainforest, swinging in vines. Though I decided to go down a different path. My uh- hand slipped and a kinda…”

“…Flew right into him.”

“Heights, I felt so embarrassed and angry, but he was oddly quick to forgive me! Which, heh, wasn’t used too. Still am, but…”

“After that whole fiasco, he chit-chatted, turned out we had a lot in common then I thought! And I also totally forgot about my brothers, heh.”

“But ah, Green found us. Reckless as he is he thought I was gonna rob the mayors son. I didn’t know Thanyiel was the mayors son, nor I-I was planning to rob em. Heh.”

“Buuut, surprisingly, Green got along with Thanyiel.”

“Though, looking back, I wished I told em to bug off.”

He sighs.

“Over the years…Me, Than, and surprisingly the King all got along, especially when Thanyiel showed up with a BABY outta no where! He said he just found it in the rainforest alone and wanted us to help him care for the baby.”

“Now, this was back way before Red and Blue were born, so I had NO experience with babies.”

“But ah, me n’ King worked it all out and the end with Thanyiel. Love that little man.”

“…”

“And between you and me?”

“I wouldn’t change meeting Thanyiel for the world.”

[numberoneuncle]

Hey, hey, Noobador! You think I could babysit the kiddos sometime? Maybe even take them out for ice cream? :D

Also, when did ya decide to be an engineman? (The person that drives the train, I'm a Brit so excuse me lol) Do you do it just for the tix or is there a specific reason?

“Well of course! I don’t mind that one bit!”

“And your second question? Hm, I mean. I gotta work and make money for the kids to have a happy life…and to be honest, I like being a engineman!”

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ya ever seen somebody and go “your the reason shampoo has instructions”

“The Hero. Half of the stuff they do amazes and scares me.”

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has anybody stopped for the poor robloxian clinging to the train-

“Wait who.”

“WAIT WHO?!”

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Hey Noobador, how did you get to know Cruel King?

Oh man, funny story, really. I believe back when I was like…Ten, I believe. Me and my brothers were following our parents orders to steal any valuables from Blackrock. Though during one thing, Green used me as a distraction to get away from the guards.

That was until I ran into him….

Oh man, I was all flustered and embarrassed about what I don’t! But you know what kiddo? He forgave me! He even said that I could keep some of the stuff because he is going to be the future ruler!

So, I did, but we kept meeting up, over and over. You can see where this story goes on now, hm?