Hot Mess Missy

This blog is random asf. Welcome to my brain. 18+ , NSFW sometimes, 26yr old F. 🤣🤷🏽‍♀️😝🤤😘😭😢😤

[pangolin-404]

I have so many thoughts that they all cancel each other out and I come up with a net 0 in the end

[numewhoyou37]

Why are you so far though 😔

[valentinebitchbaby]

Heart foods

[michaelblick-deactivated-deacti]

[szimpladesignshop]

[cosmicvngel]

I’m really bad at conversations sorry if I’ve ever talked to you

[numewhoyou37]

What are some not obvious feel good/satisfying things for yall?

For me: gliding my tongue over my teeth right after theyre brushed...OR right after a shower when im lotioned and suuuper soft

[aidashakur]

Making each other better >>

[numewhoyou37]

Fuck UTIs

[triplemoonascension]

[slapandticklelol]

“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh you haven’t heard?”

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

fuck you

[curiooftheheart]

The first line is six syllables.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

THIS

POEM

DOES-N’T

RHYME

That’s 5 syllables

[curiooftheheart]

Poem is two syllables. Po-em.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?

[curiooftheheart]

What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?

[haiku-robot]

“pome” is how you say it you neanderthal who the fuck says po-em

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[numewhoyou37]

I need to hear someone saying poem as one syllable because....what?

[numewhoyou37]

Goooodmorning Tumblr Fam! Happy Friday Jr! I hope yall have at least good days if not great and/or excellent ones 🤗😚 - Ya Gurl

[arcusxx]

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[imaitetsuro]

Onsen Girl

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[kafkasdiariies]

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