jabba the slut

main is yourcoloursmydear. star wars garbage

[screenshotsofdespair]

[timeaway]

I only need to be told im beautiful and loved 1500 times a day I think thats reasonable

[pomeranian2]

[nunsensical-blog]

me laughing uncomfortably the first time I got hit on on my first day vs. me now the second I hear "baby" leave an old man's mouth

[not-the-face]

[trashboat]

[odyssey420]

Glasses belonging to the Mormon preacher Hyrum Smith, 1844

[limpnode-deactivated20240418]

haters will see me in my Hyrums and say they fake

[stump-chunkman-deactivated20181]

this is like a hard and very specific flex for 1844

[pangur-and-grim]

had to explain to new housemate that:

Banana Jim lives on the microwave

microwave vibrations cause BJ to rotate

if BJ is allowed to fully face the wall, this household will become Irrevocably Cursed

[agrownwomansromance-deactivated]

[uglyodd]

my brain in times of crisis:

[lmaonade]

i am a vegetable medley and god is sautéing me on medium high heat 

[lookataleaf3000]

Male: hello

Me, having listened to 5 true crime podcast episodes today: kill any women and children lately 😑😒

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

Cars - Dinoco Maple “Motor Oil” Syrup Hot Toddies

“Wrow” - Cars

WHAT YOU’LL NEED

Motor Oil

HOW TO MAKE IT

Yeah

Follow for more magical Disney Recipes!

[outofcontextarthur]

muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll

[jackafz]

SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[unclefather]

what it feels like to go to the bathroom right when you wake up

[eggzaki]

the calming purple of azlyrics

[nultemp]

the massive power of trains yet confinement to a single path makes them comparable to angels