ay he atropellado a un niño✨

Ryan|25|tú quien ereh vete a lavar el coño con bacalao!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

❔

[innerchildabortionclinic]

tornado spawn point

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

thanks tvtropes I can always count on you to gas me up

[dogpuppy]

[pissvortex]

[dogpuppy]

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Americans fall for gacha and lootboxes so hard because they didn't get their immunity early in life from Kinder Surprise

[nurseys-long-lost-chill]

Phan having been real the whole time unironically made me quite emotional yesterday. And competitive. My 6 year gay relationship pails in comparison to 16 years, they are beating me at gay

[everyday-cutephoto]

[helpeverythingiscats]

lhts bh smhthrd bh mhmh

[escuerzoresucitado]

[teobug]

You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle

[jackybits]

Kent Parson defense used to require a nail studded bat and steel toed boots

[monster2001]

[spiribia]

i'm not going to lie. i would do this all the time

[pizza-hats-of-the-world-1882]

Lets stage a hit with mama

[theweirdwideweb]

[johnwickfucker]

whore

[qualitystart]

fascinating assumption

[were--ralph]

saw this on bluesky

[milanesa42]

Stolen from reddit kjjjj

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