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this is mun in really rare form.

#ooc

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starter call !!

trcshymemes

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

#meme

imnotsickimfree

❝ Hi… my name’s Barbara; would you be my friend? ❞

#promo

pocresourcing

fuck your white washed aesthetic !! ↳ the hedonist

#aesthetic

rosievelt-blog

outlander starter sentences

from both the 1st book + season 1 of the show!

“people disappear all the time.”

“for where all love is, the speaking is unnecessary.”

“don’t be afraid. there’s the two of us now.”

“i can bear pain myself, but i could not bear yours. that would take more strength than i have.”

“does it bother you that im not a virgin?”

“you’re tearing my guts out, ______.”

“where did you learn to kiss like that?”

“a hedgehog? and just how does a hedgehog make love?”

“sometimes our best action result in things that are most regrettable.”

“and if your life is a suitable exchange for my honor, why is my honor not a suitable exchange for your life?”

“that’s what marriage is good for; it makes a sacrament out of things you’d otherwise have to confess.”

“who in god’s name is ______?”

“boldness in battle is nothing out of the way… but to face down fear in cold blood is rare in any man.”

“haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?”

“what does ‘fucking’ mean?”

“getting up once in the dark to go adventuring is a lark. twice in two days smacks of masochism.”

“i didn’t tell you because i didn’t want to lose you too.”

“i wish i could have fought ______ for you.”

“it wasn’t your fight — it was mine.”

“i can’t bloody do without you, ______, and that’s all about it.”

“ill thank you to take your hands off my ______.”

“if you ever lay a hand on me again, ill cut out your heart and fry it for breakfast!”

“i won’t have you dying for nothing.”

“you’re the regular bob hope.“

“i said i was a virgin, not a monk.“

"i won’t surrender. to you, or any man."

"well, if you’re going to hell… i might as well go, too. god knows you’ll never manage alone."

"chickens are very poor company."

"it doesn’t matter where you come from. you’re here."

"i wake up every day, and i find that i love you more than i did the day before."

"i’m not the meek and obedient type."

"you don’t look that heavy. if you won’t walk, i shall pick you up and throw you over my shoulder!"

"because i wanted you. more than i ever wanted anything in my life.”

#meme

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Not-doing-too-good sentence starters

“Whoa, are you okay?”

“You took that hit pretty hard…”

“Don’t stand up yet.”

“That definitely looks broken…”

“Walk it off.”

“How are you feeling?”

“When was the last time you slept?”

“You look like shit.”

“Have you been eating enough?”

“Here, let me help you.”

“Why are you limping?”

“You’re really pale…”

“Did you just go throw up?”

“Why aren’t you eating?”

“______? You’re bleeding…really bad.”

“That looks infected.”

“Why didn’t you tell me earlier?!”

“I told you you’d get sick.”

“How many fingers am I holding up?”

“Wake up–you were hyperventilating, are you okay?”

“It was just a dream, you’re alright.”

“Look at me–you’re safe.”

“Take a deep breath.”

“Are you bleeding?!”

“How’d you get a bruise like that?”

“What happened?”

“Let me help you!”

“Can you hear me?”

“You hit your head pretty hard.”

“Don’t move.”

“I know it hurts, I’m sorry.”

“Breathe.”

roleplayers-ink

Send me hearts

💖 - I admire you

💓 - You give me feels

💜 - You’re intimidating

💌 - We should talk more

💟 - How are you so cute

💝 - Love seeing you on my dash

💗 - I miss interacting with you

💞 - You’re amazing at ______

💘 - I’m crushing on you

💕 - I ship you with ______

♥ - You make me uncomfortable

batmanrogues-deactivated2020021

harley: [leans in seductively] so….come here often?

ivy: harley, this is arkham

#musings #someone give me an ivy

starter call !!

#i'm gonna reblog this throughout the night and day tomorrow and then post them #i really wanna get some plots and threads going

sunrisesongs

how to be a monster: 1. learn the taste of dirt and pain. 2. teach it to others till your knuckles bleed. 3. see if that makes it easier to breathe.

rinse and repeat, Amrita C. (via manipulatcr)

#musings

☠ Drabble list-- You can send one anytime.

Send me one at your leisure and I will write a drabble based on what you send— Other prompts are always welcomed and encouraged if it’s not stated on this list.

Send any of these to me at your leisure and I will write it— Please be specific to who is going to be doing what.

Scream: My character has caused yours to scream out for some reason. Headache: How my character will take care of yours when they have a headache Expecting: Our characters find out they are expecting a child together. Milkshake: Our characters will have to split a milkshake. Coffee: My character will be hyped up on coffee and pester yours. Mistletoe: Our characters will share a kiss under the mistletoe. Graveyard: My character will visit your characters grave. Spectre: My character will be visited by your character’s ghost or vice versa. Bleed: My character will injure your character. Dream: My character will have a dream about your character. Letters: Our characters will write letters to one another. Nightmare: One of our characters will have a nightmare. Holiday: Our characters will spend a holiday together. Apologize: My character will apologize to yours. Busted: Your character will catch mine doing something they shouldn’t.

Angst of Hell

O Romeo: I will write my character missing/looking for yours. O Juliet: I will write about my character’s feelings for yours. O Macbeth: I will write about how my character kills yours. O Hero: I will write about my character mourning yours. O Puck: I will write about my character pranking yours. O Titiana: I will write about our characters sharing a night in bed or sharing a kiss. Specify. O Oberon: I’ll write about my character getting angry at yours over something they did. Regrets: I’ll write a drabble about my character having regrets about yours. Heaven: I’ll write a drabble about our characters going to heaven. Hell: I’ll write a drabble about our characters going to hell. Purgatory: I’ll write a drabble about our characters going to purgatory. Time: I’ll write a drabble about our characters doing to a different time/dimension. specify.

Will you…?—

Amuse Me: I will write a funny drabble about my character trying to cheer yours up. Accept me: I will write a drabble about my character accepting yours or vice versa. /Or both to accept one another/ Break Me: I will write an angsty drabble about our characters. Befriend Me: I wil write a drabble about our characters meeting for the first time in an AU. Call Me: I will write a drabble about my character asking for yours [be it at the brink of death/in a battlefield/knocking on the front door wounded, feel free to specify.] Comfort Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character comforting yours- vise versa. Drink Me: I will write a drabble about my character taking shots with yours. Dominate Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character dominating yours. Or vise versa. Enamor Me: I will write a fluffy drabble about my character trying to woo yours [be it out of the blue/Valentines Day,feel free to specify.] Embarrass Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character saying or doing something embarrassing to himself or to your character. Fight Me: I will write a drabble out my character fighting with/or against yours. Forgive me: I will write a drabble about my character forgiving yours or vise versa. Get Me: I will write a drabble about my character saving yours. Humor Me: I’ll write a funny drabble about our characters. Hustle Me: I’ll write a drabble about our characters hustling. Humiliate Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character doing something humiliating to yours. Haunt Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character watching over yours [as a ghost, watching from a distance, or otherwise, feel free to specify.] Hunt with me: I’ll write a drabble about your character and mine on a hunt together. Invite Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character asking your character to Join Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character giving your character an offer [be it a proposal for an alliance, asking them to join them in an activity (you can get dirty if you want), feel free to specify.] Kill Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character killing yours. Love Me: I’ll write a fluffy drabble about our characters. Mourn Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character mourning your character’s death. Nurse Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character healing yours. Offer Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character giving yours a gift. Paint Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character drawing a picture of yours [like one of your french girls~ be it painting them or drawing them, maybe offering a picture of them as a gift, feel free to specify.] Quiet Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to calm yours down [be it from crying, from lashing out, feel free to specify.] Remember Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to get yours to remember them [be it from an accident, meeting them after years apart, feel free to specify.] Raise Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character resurrecting yours. Vise versa. Reunite Me: I’ll write a drabble of our characters reuniting together. Shag Me: I’ll write a dirty drabble about our characters. Surprise Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character surprising yours. Vise versa. Save Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character saving yours or vise versa. Shoot Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character shooting yours or vise versa. Tell Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character confessing something to yours [be it a love confession, a secret, feel free to specify.] Text me: I’ll write a drabble about my character texting yours or your character texting mine. Trick Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character tricking your character. Unbind Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character freeing mine, or the other way around, or something among the lines [be it freeing them from jail, from handcuffs, from a trap, from a curse, feel free to specify.] Value Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character telling yours how they feel about them. Wed Me: I’ll write a drabble about our character under the subject of wedlock [be it my character proposing to yours, or marrying yours, feel free to specify.] X Me: I will write whatever it is that you wish, [specify.] Yahoo Me: I’ll write a drabble about our characters celebrating something [feel free to specify.] Zip Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character dressing mine, or the other way around [this can also be used for shutting them up as well, but feel free to specify.]

NSFW-ish Drabbles.

Torture Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character torturing mine or vise versa. Take Me: my character will kidnap yours. Leave Me: my character will leave your character behind. Deny Me: my character will either deny your character’s advances or deny them a ’ happy ending’. Grope Me: my character will grope yours. Lick Me: my character will lick yours in any specified place or manner. Suck Me: my character will suck on any body part of your character. Tease Me: my character will tease yours, whether in a friendly or a sexual manner. Please Me: my character will do anything to please yours. Bite Me: my character will bite yours on any part of their body. Blindfold Me: my character will blindfold yours in order to have their fun. Meet Me: My character is meeting yours either for the first time or just causally. Greet Me: My character will greet yours, either at the door, at work, or somewhere else. Own me: My character owns your character. Slap me: my character will slap yours. In the sexual manner, or of anger. specify. Call Me: My character will call your character for whatever reason. Hug Me: My character will hug yours. Either by surprise or for a specific reason. Give Me: my character will give yours a gift. Tickle Me: my character will tickle yours ruthlessly.

Starts With a Single Word Drabbles.

Sleep: My character needs to stay at your character’s house for the night, or vise versa. Specify. (you can add any other special things that could happen!) Drink: My character will call, text, or show up at your character’s house drunk. Specify which of the three. Heal: My character will tend to your character’s wounds, or be at their side when they’re sick. Confess: My character will speak their true feelings about your character. (or about a topic. you may choose.) Death: My character’s reaction to your character dying. Time: My character is running late! They are supposed to meet your character at ___________ (fill in the blank) or vise versa. Specify. Protect: My character keeps yours safe from harm. Kiss: My character kisses yours, or vise versa. Specify. Dream: My character wakes up in the middle of the night because of a dream with your character in it. Run!: My character is chasing your character (or vise versa) OR both characters are being chased by ___________ (fill in the blank). Rivalry: I’ll write a drabble of our characters having a rivalry between each other. Revenge: My character will get revenge on yours. Jealousy: My character gets jealous over yours. Hallucinations: My character will have hallucinations about your character. Candle: Our characters spending time together by candle light. Obsession: I’ll write a drabble about my character having an obsession with yours. Vise versa. Thief: My/your character has stolen something from yours/mine and plans to escape with said item. (Be specific on who gets which role) Healer: My/your character helping your/my character when they are hurt/sick. (Be specific on who gets which role, and whether the pain is physical, emotional, or just having to catch a fever) Sky: Our characters are stargazing. Seer: An event with our characters in the past or future. Help: My character requests help from your character (be something silly or serious, you may decide.) Gift: My character gives your character something special. Or vise versa. Specify. I Do: I will write our characters as a married couple. Broken: I’ll write our characters breaking up or in an angsty scene. Spell: I’ll write my character putting a spell on yours. Or being under a spell/curse.

Random Drabbles.

Joke: My character pulling a prank on yours. School: How our characters live through a school day. Specify class if needed. Song: My charcter singing a song to yours, or vice versa. Gloves: How my charcter deals with news from yours, Specify news, etc. Snow flake: Our characters in the cold together.

Will you Mourn…?

Rain — I’ll write a fluffy drabble of our characters kissing in the rain. Kill — I’ll write a angst drabble of my character violently killing yours. Love — I’ll write a drabble of my character admitting they love yours. Lust — I’ll write a drabble of our characters making love together. Date — I’ll write a drabble of my character taking yours out on a date. Defend — I’ll write a drabble of my character protecting yours. Fight — I’ll write a drabble of my character fighting with/against yours. Death — I’ll write a drabble of my character with yours on their deathbed. Mourn — I’ll write a drabble of my character mourning yours. Pet — I’ll write a drabble of my character buying yours a pet. (specify what kind.) Wash — I’ll write a drabble of our characters showering/bathing together. Pool — I’ll write a drabble of our characters swimming together. Beach — I’ll write a drabble of out characters at the beach together. Sing — I’ll write a drabble of my character singing to yours. Snow — I’ll write a drabble of our characters building a snowman together. Game — I’ll write a drabble of my character playing videogames with yours. Movie — I’ll write a drabble of our characters watching a movie together. Shop — I’ll write a drabble of my character taking yours shopping. Cook — I’ll write a drabble of our characters cooking together. Sleep — I’ll write a drabble of my character snuggling in bed with yours.

Some More…

Traumatic: I’ll write my or your characters going through a traumatic experience. Murder: I’ll write my character killing yours or vice vesra. Home: I’ll write our characters living together. Scars: I’ll write your character touching my character’s scars or vice versa Sketching: I’ll write your character drawing mine or vice versa Warmth: I’ll write our characters getting warm. Solace: I’ll write my character comforting yours or vice versa Drink: I’ll write our characters drinking together Game: I’ll write our characters playing a game. Love: I’ll write our character’s falling in love. Death: I’ll write our character’s mourning over each other. Hate: I’ll write our character’s hating each other. Seduce: I’ll write my character trying to seduce yours or vice versa Old: I’ll write our characters growing old together Song: I’ll write our character’s singing or playing a musical instruments. Child: I’ll write our characters raising a child. Poem: I’ll write my character speaking a poem to yours or vice versa Insane: I’ll write my character is insane inside asylum and yours is the doctor, vice versa

Our Relationship is more than a…

Rivalry — I’ll write a drabble of our characters having a rivalry between each other. Obsession — I’ll write a drabble about my character having an obsession with yours. Vise versa. Proposal — My character proposes to your character. Vise versa. Celebration — Our characters celebrate together. Or have a party. Secret — My character tells your character a secret. Promise — My character makes a promise to your character.

Spending Holidays Together…

Pumpkin: Your character and mine doing some halloween decorating Trick: Your character and mine being sneaky together Treat: Your character and mine being sweet to one another Costume: Your character or mine, dressing up for the other Candy Corn: Your character or mine being cheesy to the other Treat Bag: My character sharing something with yours Leaves: Your character or mine clearing the air about something. Stars: Our characters under the stars together Snow: Our characters in the cold together Scarf: Your character or Mine borrowing/stealing clothes from the other Hot Cocoa: Our characters enjoying a hot moment together. Candles: Our characters enjoying a moment by candlelight Gift: Your character or mine, surprising the other with a present Bows: Your character or mine, dressing/undressing the other Peppermint: Your character or mine, sharing a sweet secret with the other.

#meme