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Maximilian he/him 23

[newtlesbian]

due to personal reasons im evil now

[scrtchptch]

i love etymology! did you know that “coward” originally meant “in the direction of the cow”?

[cali]

i just threw up... from LOVE i just peed blood... from HOPE

[sandmandaddy69]

[vforvalensa]

I hope nintendo makes more games named after a complex emotion like metroid dread or mario wonder. I wanna play donkey kong ennui and fire emblem contempt

[jimmyjampots]

[nina-iseri]

this is my favorite line of dialogue in touhou i just think it's so funny

(<- carefree)

[oneweekwitch]

Reblog if you are <- carefree

[an-ambient-girl]

source

[toesucker]

This is baldur's gate 3 to me

[vergak]

Goddamn. Okay

[harry-crane]

INDEED.COM SKILL LIST:

DIFFICULTY RETAINING AUDIO INFORMATION

SUICIDAL AMBITION

HATRED OF PHONE CALLS

BITCHY AND RUDE

WOULD PREFER TO BE DRUNK AND ON DRUGS

[shaunofthedead-deactivated20231]

wait so youre telling me your boyfriend had a mullet.. AND a moustache? a nose piercing too? and hes… what were your words again? “kind of girly?” woah, that’s crazy. i hadn’t even heard of that before. like, really, this is some crazy shit he’s into. are we still shooting him in the stomach later?

[potatoheadinwonderland-deactiva]

uea im thinking youre gonna watch made in abyss & then made in abyss dawn of the deep soul & then made in abyss season 2 & then youll get what i mean when i say anything

[latex-salesman]

[scrtchptch]

we all know you should avoid cold food and drinks if you don’t want a sore throat, but what they didn’t tell you is that this rule applies to utensils as well! next time around, microwave your forks and spoons before you eat! don’t be scared: the sparks is all the germs violently exploding.

[twinwound]

mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head

[pjackk]

since nobody wants me i should jsut go to the burlap buddy race and hop somewhere far away