𝒾'𝓂 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑜 𝒾𝓉 ;

i'm NOT a psychic, but i see myself all over you ! i'm sick on you ( sick on you ), but you're the MEDICINE, too. the gravity can't hold us, your hands are outer space, i can't make sense of N O T H I N G & words just get in the way. this couch is getting smaller, but it's my FAVORITE PLACE ─── don't even ask “ the question, ” you know what i'm GONNA say. i'm into it ... whatever TROUBLE that you're thinking, i COULD get into it, i see a king-sized bed in the corner, we should get into it.

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CAMILA.

good, glad i’m doing this huge favor for you, though you haven’t really given me a reason otherwise not to trust you. well i can assure you that we are friends, i’m not like other people so i can be that nurturing friend. you’re right, that’s true but being a goodie two shoes isn’t all that bad sometimes either. i promise, i want to hear all your stories and i’ll never ever get bored. good, you should be feeling special, i’ll make sure it stays that way as well. nah, no one is ever just a regular joe, there’s always something about everyone.

i pride myself on being a fairly trustworthy man, besides, lying only has worse consequences. there’s nothing better than someone who’s going to listen, and actually be motivational. like, it’s so hard livin’ here when everyone’s mostly in it for themselves. true, abiding by the law isn’t as bad when you could be locked up in jail. good, and i promise to spice ‘em up, just to make sure that you’re still attentive. i’ll happily do the same, and we’ll both be equal. how’s that ? okay, so maybe there’s a couple of things about me ... but, of course, they’re secrets.

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KENDALL.

fine ! i’ll be nice, but that means you have to be nice too ! or make sure you don’t get a job. god only knows what kim is capable of, like she’s a boss. i am, i promise—but that’s not my point, i don’t even go in the comments in the first place ! hush, i’m actually gonna blush ! if you’re going to get in your jammies, then you can get your lil brother ready for bed too ! 

i’ve been nice from the start, so i really dunno why you’re tellin’ me this. ugh, who knew being successful could come with this many disadvantages ... alright, whatever, i’m over it. but you should, i mean, you never know what ‘lil person out there could inspire you. a nice change of pace, mother, so embrace my compliments. whoa, i hope you don’t mean rockin’ him cause my arms, well, they can’t last for too long without gettin’ sore.

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VICTORIA.

really? because i’ve been talking to you for awhile and i have yet to be in pain from laughing so much. kidding. you’re PRETTY funny. what makes you think you’ll let em down? just don’t make them walk too long. they might find a new cave to sleep in. then you’ll have no problem proving it then will ya? yeah, we’ll see about that nico. 

yikes, the fact that you’re denying my abilities is really breakin’ my heart in half right. honestly, like, my heart could possibly pop any second. don’t know, but life has a way of messin’ up everything that i actually enjoy. eh, that just goes to show that it probably wasn’t meant if they’re walkin’ away. no problem, whatsoever, it’s what i do. you’ll see.

[kiimberlies]

INCOMING SNAP

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CINDY.

CINDY: don’t worry, i will keep you plenty busy :)) CINDY: sounds intriguing…bribe me a little more and you got a deal :)

NICO: it’s a good thing that i cleared my agenda, ain’t it :) no interruptions :) NICO: what more could you possibly want ? doesn’t get any better than all this tbh ;) 

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ZAYN.

ZADDY: it really is, it’s the worst fucking part so i gave up learning :/ ZADDY: i love my closet its the best

NICONICONICO: tutorials don’t even help either :/ i feel so fuckin dumb :/ honestly :/ NICONICONICO: then you should ... let me .. have a little look ... :) 

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DOVE.

…the fuck boy, are you trying to tell me you’ve been living your life out there without watching zoolander ? 

never, ever. am i missin’ out on something epic ? life changing ? let me know the severity, and i’ll get on it. eventually. 

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@joe_keery: @NicoTortorella what vocal range are you this is vv important ://// what jail needs is musicals, this much is obvious

@NicoTortorella: @joe_keery baritone, man, i'm an avergae joe :/// imagine hamilton in jail ... i wanna be the room when that happens. get it ?!

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@camilacabello: thank you, you're a really cool dude too :/ @NicoTortorella really?? well sometimes weekends are the best times to do the crazy stupid things

@NicoTortorella: thank you, now everyone else should automatically believe that :/ @camilacabello true, see, now i don't feel so bad for being a lil wild :P

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@joe_keery: @NicoTortorella we could put on a musical :// cows walk the streets in india tho like that's neat !!

@NicoTortorella: @joe_keery i'm down, but only if i'm cast as a main :/// true .... completely sold on the idea tbh !

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LAUREN.

it’s just not good, i mean some people love it but every time i’ve seen it i’ve hated it even more. it’s just not something i wouldn’t tell people to go watch it’s just bleh.

sheesh, tough crowd. i dunno, i’m kind of curious to see if your description actually lives up to the reality. but then again, sittin’ in bordum for two hours really isn’t my cup of tea either. help.

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KENDALL.

are you sure about that ? because it sounds like you are ! kim doesn’t really like it when people one-up her, you know. you better watch out. but why read through a bunch of nasty comments just to find one or two good ones ? only if you say please and thank you, nico ! that’s the safest way to live, okay, just find your bubble of happiness. then… that’s what happens ! 

i am, and you should believe me rather than being all passive aggressive ! we’re all family now, so, what’s the worst that she could do ? blacklist me from every club ? wait, you better be gettin’ more than one or two positive comments. what the hell. my mom is beautiful, the haters are fucked. fine, please ? thanks. ─── that was brutal. my bubble’s at home, just waitin’ for me to go back into my jammies, and call it a night. damn right, glad you know.

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ZAYN.

ZADDY:  it’s okay i dont know how to sew either lol ZADDY: we all know how cher is she won’t give you her closet :/

NICONICONICO: pretty sure the hardest part is putting that thread in the needle smh ! NICONICONICO: fine :/ besides, your closet probably has way better shit anway :/

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NICK.

awh damn, i’m gonna blink and my early twenties are gonna be over aren’t they? tomorrow i’ll be celebrating my twenty ninth birthday and i’ll be closer to thirty. basically this is where yolo comes in to play isn’t it? you know, i love being able to go to bed and a decent time when i’m not working and i’m in bed at least by ten. maybe it’s the life of an actor, am i right? right? exactly. working til late hours is annoying, but you gotta do what you gotta do. i feel that on so many levels, i’m so glad you understand me. good news though, even though it pissed me off. but i made it to top 3 in solo and i hid in a bush.. then i died. he sniped me from behind. i feel like we can, i feel like i’m slowly but surely getting better, so i can help you and lead us to victory.

exactly, which is why you need to soak in all those precious moments while you can. i’ll let you know if the thirties are filled with prosperity, considerin’ it’s almost my time to experience ‘em soon. yolo’s the fuckin’ motto, my friend, don’t ever let anyone tell ‘ya otherwise. ten’s not bad, except you’re missing out on all the night-late shows that make television worth watching. right, man, the sad life that we live ... you know, being other people for a living. are you kidding ? that’s what of the struggles i’ve adopted, like, there’s no overcomin’ that phase. yikes, it’s always the bushes that get ‘ya killed. seriously, it’s almost as if they’re there for baiting purposes. man, i’m ready.

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DOVE.

are you really, really ridiculously good looking ? ps—if you don’t get my reference, we’re no longer friends. huh. so you got stoned without inviting me ? and here i thought we had  good thing going between us. i guess i was wrong. so this is what being stabbed in the back feels like. weird. 

it’s a good thing you’re already pissed at me for the weed thing, i have no fuckin’ clue as to where that reference’s from ... i’m stupid. but, uh, you know you can always just invite yourself over ! seriously though, when’s the last time you have to ask for something ? i mean, don’t people just flock around to bring the dove cameron whatever that mind of yours desires ?

[kiimberlies]

INCOMING SNAP

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CINDY.

CINDY: are you needing to make some extra cash? because i’m willing to pay the prince :/ CINDY: please, tell me more…or better yet show me :)

NICO: well, you know, i ain’t got shit to do know that filming’s over ... so, i’m down ! NICO: better yet, why don’t you come over & i’ll happily show ya :) just a thought :)

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KENDALL.

i would never ! you know, it’s not very nice to doubt your mother like this. ooh ! i’m totally in love with this concept. thats why you turn off the notifications unless its from people you follow, silly. of course i get curious, but it always ends with me feeling bad about myself. it’s not worth it. um ! making people cry, unless it’s happy tears, is forbidden ! 

again, i’m not doubting you ... hell, i say it’s been a couple weeks now, and i’m heavily enjoyin’ being part of this family. we’ll be the talk of the family, like, what’s kkw beauty ? but that’ll hide all the positive comments, too. ya’ll are obligated to say nice shit to me cause we’re close, ‘ya know ? fine then, i’ll conceal myself from the judgmental world. c’mon, what happens if they actually deserved it ?

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ZAYN.

ZADDY: i’m it’s fine just get more thread :/ ZADDY: clueless? cher horowitz is shaking

NICONICONICO: okay ... but ... to be honest ... i don’t know how to sew :/ NICONICONICO: can she shake enough to give me her closet ? she’s fuckin trendy tbh